Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. – Robert Orben
When life gives you lemons, trade them for chocolate. Chip cookies!
Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate. – Jo Brand
Life is like a box of chocolates, doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Books and chocolate makes life bearable.
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M’s and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. – Dave Barry
What if life gave you lemons, and you were allergic? When will life give you something delicious? Could life give me Chocolate instead?
EMERGENCY ALERT: If wearer of this shirt is found vacant, listless, or depressed, ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE IMMEDIATELY.
Given enough chocolate and coffee, I could rule the world.
When the world goes against you, a friend and chocolate is all you need.
There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.
Chocolate is happiness that you can eat. – Ursula Kohaupt
I could give up chocolate but I’m not a quitter.
It’s not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let’s face it, far more reliable than a man. – Miranda Ingram
Chocolate: A delicious cure for a bad day.
There’s more to life than chocolate, but not right now.
A little too much chocolate is just about right.
Cold, cozy nights, warm blankets & hot chocolate.
Chocolate is comfort without words. – Ursula Kohaupt
All I want is: A cup of tea A good book A diamond tiara A chocolate fountain And a talking dog.
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