Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.

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Submitted by: derek dsemre on May 5, 2013
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About once a year somebody will ask me “Where is the ice?”
I reply “Check the oven”.

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Submitted by: reddevil109 on March 8, 2011
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I ain’t sleeping. I am just looking into my eyelids.

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Submitted by: kala on April 16, 2010
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Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, and the highest form of intelligence.

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Submitted by: ProfessorChaos on April 13, 2010
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Some say the grass isn’t always greener on the other side…I say…. Depends on where you live.

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Submitted by: Punkin on February 6, 2009
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I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again.
I never repeat myself.

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Submitted by: Sir Custac on April 13, 2011
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I’m not sarcastic, I’m brutally honest =).

Sarcastic Quote: I’m not sarcastic, I’m brutally honest =).

Submitted by: Lowkeyfan on September 25, 2012
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No, you don’t have to repeat yourself, … I was ignoring you the first time.

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Submitted by: Mrs. Melissa Maxwell, AR on November 28, 2011
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I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.

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Submitted by: magda on August 31, 2009
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I love parents’ way of saying you have got a point “Don’t talk back at me!!”

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Submitted by: Clothilda on January 18, 2013
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There is a fine line between fashion and circus. So where’s the tent?

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Submitted by: Alex on June 9, 2013
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Oh… Sorry… Did you mistake me for someone who cares?

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Submitted by: Munkichikin on November 15, 2009
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You’re right, violence is not the solution; it’s just part of the equation.

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Submitted by: bob on March 12, 2011
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Tact is for people not witty enough to be sarcastic.

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Submitted by: Kelley on September 23, 2009
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You can’t face the problem if the problem is your face.

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Submitted by: nyanaya on December 16, 2011
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So did you choose today to humiliate yourself in public?

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Submitted by: ohwhatever! on October 20, 2010
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The movie was awesome!! My favorite part was when it ended.

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Submitted by: Sairah on February 15, 2011
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Sarcasm (because punching people in the face is illegal) <3. Sarcastic Quote: Sarcasm (because punching people in the face...

Submitted by: Rose on September 29, 2013
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I don’t hate you. Its just my attitude has problems with your personality.

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Submitted by: Bella on January 19, 2012
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Looks are only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone.

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Submitted by: Danielle on March 30, 2010
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This is my cup of care… _/ … Oh! Would you look at that, it’s empty!

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Submitted by: Lexi-Lou on November 30, 2011
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Should I bring ladder so you can step out of my business?

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Submitted by: Elia on September 5, 2010
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I’m sorry I was talking, while you were interrupting me.

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Submitted by: dmitch on January 26, 2011
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You have a very strong grasp of the obvious.

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Submitted by: iyad on February 13, 2010
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I feel like we’re apart when we’re in the same room! But If you keep talking, you’ll ruin the illusion.

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Submitted by: Mass Of Thumbs on January 2, 2010
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There is a strong need for a sarcasm font.

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Submitted by: nnaeel on January 11, 2011
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No, I’m not ignoring you…I just lost interest in what you were about to say.

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Submitted by: Mass Of Thumbs on January 2, 2010
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Time flies when I’m with you… Well, it’s because I zone out mostly.

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Submitted by: Mass Of Thumbs on January 2, 2010
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I’m not good at giving advice…how about sarcasm?

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Submitted by: stop_bing_me on July 28, 2010
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Before talking please connect the tongue to the brain.

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Submitted by: eeinjhel on February 15, 2012
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