Sex without love is like food without taste.
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp. – Joan Rivers
A real man is one who can have fun with you, without being sexual.
Women fake orgasms and men fake finances. – Suze Orman
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it’s quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid. – Rita Rudner
Before sex.. you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you’re f****d.
Since sex got easier to get. Love got harder to find.
My sex life is like a Ferrari…I don’t have a Ferrari.
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at. – Jimmy Demaret
Sex is like high school…you miss a period and you’re in trouble.
You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither. – Steve Martin
The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it. – Woody Allen
Sex is of real interest to every human being and so why gloss over it, and it’s fun, it’s interesting, it has so many dimensions. – Khushwant Singh
Shy on the streets, sexy on the sheets!
Sex is a two-way treat. – Franklin P. Jones
Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza.
I don’t know why they call it a Walk of shame. You just had sex last night and now everyone knows it. Sounds like a Walk of Win to me.
Love is the cure to all diseases but sex is the only cure to a broken heart.
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go it’s pretty damn good. – Woody Allen
The best cure for a headache is good sex.
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