You call it immature, I call it having a good time. You call it a crime, I call it legal.. I didn’t get caught yet. Wanna see the rest of my dictionary?
I’m not crazy. Just imaginative.
I don’t always contradict myself but when I do I don’t.
When you feel sad. To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, “Damn I am really so cute” you will overcome your sadness. But don’t make this a habit. Cos liars go to hell !!!!
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made. – Groucho Marx
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright
When in doubt make something up so you don’t look like a fool.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice? – Steven Wright
Pulling a door that clearly said “Push”.
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. – Franklin P. Jones
When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane. – Steven Wright
I never run with scissors. Those last two words were unnecessary.
I study high. I take the test high. Therefore, I should get high scores.
If you need advice text me If you need a friend call me If you need me come 2 me But if you need money :(( . . The subscribe can not be reached.
The world’s most funniest and easiest thing is to give an advice… – Chetan Bhagat
If life gives you lemons. Eat carrots.
When you stop making quotes about life giving you lemons, you will find true happiness in your life.
I’m knot a blonde! I’m knot, I’m knot, I’m knot!
The pretty girl is always right. – Chetan Bhagat
Everyone wants to top in exams but no one wants to study.
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