Short Funny Quotes

Never apologize for saying what you feel cos its apologizing for being real.

Submitted by: bonche on April 23, 2009

There are 3 kinds of people in the world…those who can count and those who can’t.

Submitted by: wise juan on March 7, 2008

Is it that we have to be smart enough to get educated or that we must get educated to become smarter…

Submitted by: himadri on August 31, 2008

Don’t follow my footsteps I run into walls!

Submitted by: Laura on May 1, 2009

Inside me is a skinny person screaming to get out. But he shuts up when I eat cake.

Submitted by: Zoe* on February 23, 2009

Friends will always be like: “You deserve better.”
True friends will be prank calling him saying “You will die in seven days.”

Submitted by: I on May 31, 2008

When life gives you lemons then go to this site because there are a lot of ideas what to do with lemons.

Submitted by: klemen33 on October 19, 2009

School for 12 years, college for 4 more years, then you work until you die. Cool.

Everybody’s has a boyfriend or a girlfriend and I’m just like “I love food”.

Submitted by: Pritty on March 10, 2013

If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

Submitted by: Adrian on February 24, 2012

A good listener is usually thinking about something else.

Submitted by: magda on August 31, 2009

A picture is worth a thousand words, but only if you know that many.

Submitted by: katie on March 14, 2008

So she smashed her rearview mirror,
cause from now on shes never looking back

Submitted by: Bushraa on December 19, 2007

Don’t kiss by the garden gate, love is blind, but the neighbors ain’t.

Submitted by: Klang on May 14, 2009

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

Submitted by: ~Joy96~ on March 17, 2009

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