Did you here the story about the pencil with a broken tip? Well I’m not going to tell you cos it’s pointless.
Stupid is putting your keys in your pocket…and forgetting that where they are as you look for them. Lol (;
I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family. – George W. Bush
When I was first called stupid, I had to look the word up.
When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him
I don’t care if you people think I am stupid…my dog begs to differ.
Beauty fades, stupidity is forever.
They misunderestimated me. – George W. Bush
I never lost my mind, I lost half and the other half went to look for it.
Being stupid is its own reward.
It depends on what the meaning of the words ‘is’ is. – Bill Clinton
Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life. – Brooke Shields
If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing
I may not have been the greatest president, but I’ve had the most fun eight years. – Bill Clinton
Stupidity is not solely confined to those who are stupid.
And there’s no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind… that we will fail. – George W. Bush
Sometimes when I close my eyes I can’t see.
Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.
Listen to everyone because even an idiot comes up with a good idea once in a while.
I figured something out. The future is unpredictable. – John Green
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