Stupid Quotes & Sayings

If someone is driving you crazy, what are they driving?

Submitted by: andrea on November 4, 2010

I am a member of NAPWDLA…National Association of People Who Don’t Like Abbreviations

Submitted by: Alex on October 29, 2010

Hurry up slowly in a very quick tortoise pace…thank you very much please!

Submitted by: Kelvin-d on October 28, 2010

I am never serious. Seriously.

Submitted by: iLoveFriedChicken on October 27, 2010

Imagine a tsunami was coming?
Would you…
a.) Run for cover
b.) Go surfing
c.) Run to the nearest mountain or
d.) Help your family?
You know what I’ll do?
STOP IMAGINING!

Submitted by: Nelly on October 15, 2010
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Remember to look both ways before getting hit by a car.

Submitted by: Paul Barney on October 4, 2010

When it comes to stupidity, he is a genius.

Submitted by: mahmoud on September 27, 2010

Today, I took an elevator up from the top floor to the basement.

Submitted by: Arzeimuth on September 8, 2010

Have you ever wondered why sheep don’t shrink when they get wet?

Submitted by: Kris on September 6, 2010

Hey, I know someone who has the same name as you do. Wanna know the name?

Submitted by: Toinkz M. on September 2, 2010

I ate my homework cos my teacher said it was a piece of cake. – she lied

Submitted by: JaKa on August 25, 2010
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How old is your 16 year old sister???
P.S. Someone really asked me that!!!

Submitted by: Person on August 21, 2010

You know you are stupid when you’re riding a horse and it’s head is on the wrong end!!!

Submitted by: Secret on August 21, 2010

Hey, your son, you know, the 21- year- old, how old is he?

Submitted by: Miley Ray Cyrus on August 10, 2010

Sometimes, I feel I’m stupid enough to give away my brilliant ideas. Then I realize, I’m brilliant enough to sell my stupid ideas!

Submitted by: nikhil banerjee on July 29, 2010

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