Stupid Quotes & Sayings

If someone is driving you crazy, what are they driving?

Submitted by: andrea on November 4, 2010

I am a member of NAPWDLA…National Association of People Who Don’t Like Abbreviations

Submitted by: Alex on October 29, 2010

Hurry up slowly in a very quick tortoise pace…thank you very much please!

Submitted by: Kelvin-d on October 28, 2010

I am never serious. Seriously.

Submitted by: iLoveFriedChicken on October 27, 2010

Imagine a tsunami was coming?
Would you…
a.) Run for cover
b.) Go surfing
c.) Run to the nearest mountain or
d.) Help your family?
You know what I’ll do?

Submitted by: Nelly on October 15, 2010

Remember to look both ways before getting hit by a car.

Submitted by: Paul Barney on October 4, 2010

When it comes to stupidity, he is a genius.

Submitted by: mahmoud on September 27, 2010

Today, I took an elevator up from the top floor to the basement.

Submitted by: Arzeimuth on September 8, 2010

Have you ever wondered why sheep don’t shrink when they get wet?

Submitted by: Kris on September 6, 2010

Hey, I know someone who has the same name as you do. Wanna know the name?

Submitted by: Toinkz M. on September 2, 2010

I ate my homework cos my teacher said it was a piece of cake. – she lied

Submitted by: JaKa on August 25, 2010

How old is your 16 year old sister???
P.S. Someone really asked me that!!!

Submitted by: Person on August 21, 2010

You know you are stupid when you’re riding a horse and it’s head is on the wrong end!!!

Submitted by: Secret on August 21, 2010

Hey, your son, you know, the 21- year- old, how old is he?

Submitted by: Miley Ray Cyrus on August 10, 2010

Sometimes, I feel I’m stupid enough to give away my brilliant ideas. Then I realize, I’m brilliant enough to sell my stupid ideas!

Submitted by: nikhil banerjee on July 29, 2010

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