Stupid Quotes & Sayings

I don’t suffer from insanity… I enjoy every minute of it!

Submitted by: Alice on July 25, 2008

I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger… Then it hit me.

Submitted by: Alainah on July 15, 2008

If you don’t know what you are talking about, at least act like you do.

Submitted by: Tayler on June 14, 2008

One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity

Submitted by: Wisa on June 11, 2008

God must love stupid people. He has so many!!

Submitted by: kelly on April 20, 2008

Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity…\

Submitted by: alina on April 11, 2008

I never apologise. I’m sorry, that’s just the way I am.

Submitted by: Kittypong on April 6, 2008
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Half the people you know are below average.

Submitted by: Kacey on April 4, 2008

Everybody has a photographic memory. Some people just don’t have film.

Submitted by: Kacey on April 3, 2008

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Steven Wright

Submitted by: Kacey on April 3, 2008

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

Submitted by: Kacey on April 3, 2008

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Steven Wright

Submitted by: Kacey on April 3, 2008

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the driveway before it stops snowing.
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Submitted by: Kacey on April 3, 2008

I asked Mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.

Submitted by: Kacey on April 3, 2008

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Submitted by: Kacey on April 3, 2008
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I’m not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing.

Submitted by: Kacey on April 3, 2008

You need to kiss many frogs before you find your pig

Submitted by: Carolina on March 30, 2008

You arent stupid unless you are the total opposite of smart which you are!

Submitted by: you rock my sox on March 30, 2008

“when someone calls you stupid, you arent really stupid, they are just jealous unsmart people have more fun!!”

Submitted by: you rock my sox on March 30, 2008

Its not easy to argue with yourself…
YES IT IS
No its not!
SHUT UP!
make me stupid…
im done>
NOW MY TURN
when life gives you lemons make lemonade.
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE FREAKIN LEMONADE!
i wanted a freakin cookie!

Submitted by: this is what i on March 21, 2008

If someone asks “Do I look that stupid”. Then it’s better not to answer.:)

Submitted by: Paige on March 10, 2008

Think smarter, not harder=]

Submitted by: Danielle Urrabazo on March 6, 2008

Put your seatbelt on guys, I wanna try something.

Submitted by: Danielle Urrabazo on March 6, 2008

You laugh because imm different,i laugh because I just farted..

Submitted by: Danielle Urrabazo on March 6, 2008

If a blonde throws you a grenade…you pull the pin and throw it back! :P

Submitted by: Mr.Stickman on February 26, 2008
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My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems.

Submitted by: Ryan J on February 11, 2008

I thought I losing it… But then I thought, Iv’e got nothing to lose :)

Submitted by: Sash on February 3, 2008

You can be what you choose to be. But you can never be an elephant.

Submitted by: Michael on January 20, 2008

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent

Submitted by: ajhflwuhef on December 22, 2007

Go for the happy endings,
because life doesn’t have any sequels.
If you keep chasing yesterday,
you’re going to miss tomorrow.

Submitted by: Lexiiiii on December 13, 2007

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