T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
Steven Wright

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Submitted by: Jinny on June 12, 2009
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I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

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Submitted by: Sneaky on February 7, 2008
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It’s not that you are weird…it’s just that everyone else is normal.

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Submitted by: Leon on April 18, 2014
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Don’t kiss by the garden gate, love is blind, but the neighbors ain’t.

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Submitted by: Klang on May 14, 2009
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Dont worry about about the world ending today, its already tomorrow in Austrailia.

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Submitted by: andi on November 24, 2007
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Does your face hurt? Cause it’s killing me!

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Submitted by: Bre on March 10, 2008
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You spend your whole life thinking your on the right track, only to find out your on the wrong train

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Submitted by: tasha on September 9, 2007
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It is better to let everyone think you are stupid, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

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Submitted by: Semo Dog on November 11, 2007
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Aahhaa…got you staring at my tshirt!!

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Submitted by: Antara on August 11, 2007
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I was blinded by your beauty. I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
You’re funny…looking.
Dude. That wasn’t funny.
There is no such thing as stupid questions, just stupid people.
By the time you have read this, you have already read it.
OMG! The sky is blue!
Yes, you have the right to your opinion, and I have the right to think you are stupid.
I was last seen wearing: THIS
I look like that one guy from that movie.
I’m not as think as you dumb I am.
OMG! The rains wet.
DON’T READ THIS!
Surveys are showing that 3 out of every four people make up 75% of our population.

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Submitted by: Emily on April 11, 2009
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There are two rules in life.
1. Never give out all of the information.

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Judge me & I’ll prove you wrong, tell me what to do & i’ll tell you off, say I am not wroth it & watch where I end up, call me a b**ch & i’ll show you one, f**k me over & i’ll do it to you twice as bad, call me crazy but you really have no idea

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Submitted by: Tabitha dean on September 20, 2007
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What happens in this shirt, stays in this shirt.
Florida: the place where old people go to die.
Hand over the chocolate and no one gets hurt.
I’m not perfect but parts of me are.
Work sucks but I need the bucks.
Go fast, turn left!
If it’s too loud, you’re too old.
Hey, I’m up here ^

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Submitted by: Lisa on August 17, 2007
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Take my advice,I don’t use it anyway.

T-Shirt Quote: Take my advice,I don’t use it anyway.

Submitted by: Milly on March 18, 2008
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I am a bomb technician, if you see me running, try and keep up!

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Submitted by: i.tlk.2.sqrrls on September 19, 2013
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I’m a Virgin…but this is an old T- shirt

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Submitted by: andrew on March 27, 2008
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I’m not bossy… I just have better ideas.

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Submitted by: adri on October 7, 2007
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I’m not perfect, but parts of me are pretty awesome!
Give me chocolate and nobody gets hurt.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
Imagine your life without me… Miserable huh?

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Submitted by: Georgia on January 20, 2008
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SORRY OFFICER I THOUGHT YOU WANTED A RACE

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Submitted by: Jimbo on April 28, 2008
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I’m not a bad girl…I’m a good girl with ATTITUDE !!
It’s better to loose a Lover then to love a Loser!
If Nothing lasts forever…
Can I be your Nothing?

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Submitted by: Mallika Bishnoi on December 3, 2007
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Lets save time and just assume I know everything

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Submitted by: anni c on November 15, 2007
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Dont blame me, I was born Awesome!

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Submitted by: keelie on September 17, 2007
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Congratz, by reading this shirt you wasted 6 seconds of your life. I hope you’re happy.

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Submitted by: Tessur on July 27, 2008
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Lets play carpenter first we’ll get hammered and then i’ll nail you…

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Submitted by: chantal on September 20, 2007
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Dont talk to me when im talking to myself

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Submitted by: morphine on January 15, 2008
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Some call it stalking I call it love.

Why do I end up liking the guy I can only think of.

I was uncool before being uncool was cool!

Get like you? naw Get like me.

I called your boyfriend g*y…and then he hit me with his purse.

When I said “I’d hit that” I meant with my car.

Go buy yourself a life on e- bay.

Few women admit their ages a few men act theirs.

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Submitted by: Denisse on February 1, 2008
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T shirt Quote: I saw this shirt in the store and I though it was cool it was only 10 dollars and when I got down to the middle of reading it I realized it had nothing to say but if it got people to look at my shirt I would buy it anyways, so now I got you reading my long shirt while i’m standing still but you’ve taken up to much of my time so bye.T-Shirt Quote: T shirt Quote: I saw this shirt...

Submitted by: missymae94 on April 19, 2008
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3 out of 2 people have trouble with fractions.

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Submitted by: wasdas on December 9, 2008
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The fact that no one understands you, doesnt make you an artist.

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Submitted by: andi on November 24, 2007
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Hey,you. Yeah you. No.not you.. That other guy. You right there! Yes,you..Do you like tacos?!

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Submitted by: Eni on November 22, 2008
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