EMERGENCY ALERT: If wearer of this shirt is found vacant, listless, or depressed, ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE IMMEDIATELY.
Don’t tell me I have no life I’m not the one reading this shirt.
I’m in no shape to exercise.
The Tallest Midget
Lawyers have feelings too. (Allegedly)
GOD is busy….. Can I help you!!!
I am not anti social I am anti idiot.
Be your own kind of beautiful.
Approach me and say hello! If not you gonna have bad luck for the rest of your life. Wonder what it likes looking from the front? (Back of t- shirt).
Sorry girls, I only date models!
Life is a soup and I’m a fork.
99% of the guys in this world have brains, the rest are at my college.
Haters hate you and rate you simply because they ain’t you.
Front: What do mechanics and marriages have in common Back: A good screw fixes everything.
Yeah, yeah, I know I’m awesome. Lets not make a big deal of it.
“Don’t get smart, stay stupid..”
Hey, You look like my next boyfriend, I wanna try someone ugly this time!
(on front)Hey girl what’s your name?…(on back)Too lazy and proud to talk.
– Im my wife’s personal ATM machine
Smart and witty beats fake and pretty.
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