I am usually very skinny and gorgeous but its my day off!!!!!
I may be fat but your ugly I can get rid of mine an you can’t ha ha ha o_o’
Keep watching me, I might do a trick!
Don’t waste a perfectly good opportunity; do it, before you can’t.
It’s better to be hated for you are, then to be loved for someone that you arent.
Don’t follow me. I’m lost too.
Sarcasm is one of the service’s I offer. My kids think I am a ATM Machine. You think your gangster Well I think I’m pretty gangster my self I’m mature and you’re not nah nah nah nah nah. Skool makes you sooper smart.
Your outfit is very ugly, though it comments your face perfectly.
When I die, I want my last words to be: “I left a million dollars under the…”
My haters makes me famous.
This dog is a dog good dog way dog dog to dog trick dog an dog idiot dog for dog 30 dog seconds dog …now read without the word dog.
Single again but now with experience.
God,if there is any work around me..please remove it!!
Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.
I can explain it to you but I can’t understand it for you.
I see an idiot reading my shirt.
How young do you have to be to die of old age?
If I could unmeet some people I would.
I can only please one person a day. TODAY IS NOT YOUR DAY.
You don’t know what you don’t know until you know it.
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