Beware! I Know KARATE! (and a few other Japanese words..)
You can run from your problems, unless your problem is a Cheetah.
So, you like reading t- shirts? I have more at my place…
I am pretty except for those who are insecure.
I’m Magically Delicious
Homework is a waste of trees.
Relationships are like fat people, Most of them don’t work out!
The trouble with life is there’s no background music.
I’m not deaf, I’m ignoring you!
A L C _ H _ L Sometimes alcohol is the answer.
Life’s Too Short To Date Ugly Women.
Explain before you complain
Some times when I am alone, I Google myself.
There is intelligent life on Earth, but I’m just visiting.
People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
In America Anyone Can Be President That’s One of the Risks You Take.
I wear the brains in the family.
I’m the person your mother warned you about.
Was that an Earthquake of did I just rock your world?
Just 2 for the price of 3!
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