50th Birthday Quotes and Sayings

Looking fifty is great–if you’re sixty.

I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.

Don’t worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.

Middle age: Later than you think, and sooner than you expected.

I have everything now I had twenty years ago — except now it’s all lower.

I’m aiming by the time I’m fifty to stop being an adolescent.

Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it’s up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.

Perhaps one has to be very old before one learns to be amused rather than shocked.

Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.

You must become an old man in good time if you wish to be an old man long.

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.

I can’t believe you’re 50; 49 maybe, but never 50!

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

After fifty everything that doesn’t hurt doesn’t work!

On your birthday: count your candles, count your years, count your blessings.

You must become an old man in good time if you wish to be an old man long.

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.

The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down

Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

You’re a classic, you only get better with age!

A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. I reckon, he said, with a twinkle in his eye, it’s because most nights I went to bed and slept when I should have sat up and worried.

Live out of your imagination instead of out of your memory.

You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.

Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age.

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

We grow neither better or worse as we get old, but more like ourselves.

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh yourself.

If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.

Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.

No wonder I’m unhappy – My twin forgot my birthday.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Looking fifty is great–if you’re sixty.
I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.
Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
Don’t worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
Middle age: Later than you think, and sooner than [...]

12 Comments to “50th Birthday Quotes and Sayings”

  • 1. Kelsey Barrett wrote on 29 August, 2008, 16:04
     Vote: Add rating 46  Subtract rating 7  

    50?! I demand a recount!!

  • 2. Harry Krishna wrote on 6 September, 2008, 23:38
     Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 9  

    Let’s celebrate with a bottle of prune juice.

  • 3. Old Joe wrote on 12 September, 2008, 4:42
     Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 21  

    At 50 I’m done with my dentist

  • 4. DJ WILLIAMS wrote on 22 January, 2009, 2:04
     Vote: Add rating 24  Subtract rating 10  

    HAPPY 1/2 WAY TO 100!!!!!

  • 5. DJ WILLIAMS wrote on 22 January, 2009, 2:05
     Vote: Add rating 27  Subtract rating 11  

    LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE, 10 YEARS AGO TODAY YOU TURNED 40

  • 6. DJ WILLIAMS wrote on 22 January, 2009, 2:14
     Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 14  

    HAPPY 10 MORE UNTIL 60!!!!!

  • 7. DJ WILLIAMS wrote on 22 January, 2009, 2:16
     Vote: Add rating 34  Subtract rating 10  

    50 YEARS OLD OR 18,250 DAYS YOUNG

  • 8. Cornelis R wrote on 10 March, 2009, 4:59
     Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 18  

    50 years of age: The older you are, the wiser you become. The closer to 70, more childish you will be.

  • 9. Cody Morgan wrote on 28 July, 2009, 18:06
     Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 9  

    Just think of more things better then turning fifty in a few more years you will get the senior discount you have always complained about not getting when money is tight

  • 10. Mary Halverson wrote on 11 December, 2009, 4:04
     Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 4  

    When you are young, you think about dates, when you are old, you think about prunes!

  • 11. Cameron wrote on 6 January, 2010, 1:48
     Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    I’m not 50 I’m 49.95 plus tax.

  • 12. Ethan SaldaƱa wrote on 6 January, 2010, 1:55
     Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 2  

    You are the oldest you have ever been, but you are the youngest you will ever be again.

Submit a Quote

Comment moderation is enabled. Your comment may take some time to appear.

Copyright © 2010 Sayings and Quotes. All rights reserved. Links | Contact Us