Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

If the ocean was vodka and I was a duck I’d swim to the bottom and never come up.
But the ocean’s not vodka and I am not a duck so pass me a bottle and shut the f**k up!

Submitted by: Dr C Glynn

A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.

Submitted by: callie

My boss didn’t know I drank, till one day I came to work sober.

Submitted by: glenny

Of course I am gonna drive. I am too drunk to walk.

Submitted by: anni c

Beer is now cheaper than gas, do drink, don’t drive!

Submitted by: FRANCISCO

I swear to Drunk, I’m not God!

Submitted by: jude

Whiskey is risky but it makes the girls frisky.
Don’t be dumb and mix wine and rum.
Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, you’re in the clear.
A good friend takes your drink away and says, “You’ve had enough.” But a TRUE friend gives you another drink and yells, “YOU BETTER CHUGG THIS CUZ WE AIN’T TRASHED YET!!”

Submitted by: Sarah

A drunk man never tells a lie.

Submitted by: birdman1109

One tequila
two tequila
three takillya
floor

Submitted by: tipicaly unconcerned

I drink to make other people more interesting.
Ernest Hemingway

I only drink on 2 occasions when I’m thirsty and when I’m not

Submitted by: *Kelsey--

I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant

Everybody has to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.

Submitted by: Fishfood

Lips that touch liquor touch other lips quicker…

Submitted by: Hardy

I realized I was drinking too much,
So I decided to cut down,
I now only drink on days ending in Y

Submitted by: Matrixxx

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