Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

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I can’t afford vacation, so I am just going to drink until I don’t know where I am.

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I take my alcohol medicine everyday.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
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Alcoholism is a thief of health, mental sanity and human dignity.
Dr T.P.Chia

Submitted by: Ivy Lee
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You drink, get drunk, party hard, get hangover the next morning, then you decide not to drink again, but as your system starts running up and fine, you do it again. That’s how human nature works.

Submitted by: Naqibullah Paiman
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I get a lot more from alcohol than alcohol gets from me.

Submitted by: Justin Scarlett
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Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk.

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Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then againm neither does milk.

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Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra

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I don’t have a drinking problem.
I drink,
I get drunk,
I pass out,
NO PROBLEM!

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5 Rules of Alcohol
1. Open bar is a dangerous game. Respect it.
2. Vodka can be mixed up with anything. Even more vodka.
3. Tequila changes people.
4. If you do something really stupid, never say that you are drunk. Unless you’re not.
5. If he/she’s still ugly after the 7th beer, give up.

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Life is better when you are drunk.

Alcohol Quote: Life is better when you are drunk.

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Half drunk is waste of money.

Alcohol Quote: Half drunk is waste of money.

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Alcohol – Because no great story every started with someone eating a salad.

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I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday and when it’s not my birthday.

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If you want to know the truth about you, you get drunk or get other people drunk.

Submitted by: Louis mafkovits
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Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.

Submitted by: malcolm burns
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When you start taking pictures of yourself drinking. You need help.

Submitted by: lihleG
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The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
– Richard Braunstein

Submitted by: Jerry L. Hilbert
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I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant
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Yes, I have a drinking problem, which is only solved by drinking.

Submitted by: don k
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That’s the problem with drinking if something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

Submitted by: mohamad zaidan
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People drink to get rid of the pain they are going through. Some drink and hope when they close their eye that they will never be awake to feel the pain.

Submitted by: Ross
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You know you’re drunk when you take a big shot with the lid still on.

Submitted by: mauijagg88
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Liquor, beer, and vodka make the world a nicer place. People can’t stop laughing, all the fat ugly girls get laid, and the world keeps spinning round. And round and round.

Submitted by: Lee
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A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.
– Charles Chaplin


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