Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

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If the ocean was vodka and I was a duck I’d swim to the bottom and never come up.
But the ocean’s not vodka and I am not a duck so pass me a bottle and shut the f**k up!

Submitted by: Dr C Glynn

A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.

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Submitted by: callie

My boss didn’t know I drank, till one day I came to work sober.

Submitted by: glenny

Of course I am gonna drive. I am too drunk to walk.

Submitted by: anni c

Whiskey is risky but it makes the girls frisky.
Don’t be dumb and mix wine and rum.
Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, you’re in the clear.
A good friend takes your drink away and says, “You’ve had enough.” But a TRUE friend gives you another drink and yells, “YOU BETTER CHUGG THIS CUZ WE AIN’T TRASHED YET!!”

Submitted by: Sarah

A drunk man never tells a lie.

Submitted by: birdman1109

One tequila
two tequila
three takillya
floor

Submitted by: tipicaly unconcerned

I drink to make other people more interesting.
Ernest Hemingway

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I only drink on 2 occasions when I’m thirsty and when I’m not

Submitted by: *Kelsey--

Everybody has to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.

Submitted by: Fishfood

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