Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
If you want to know the truth about you, you get drunk or get other people drunk.
The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
- Richard Braunstein
I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
She has many rare and charming qualities, but Sobriety is not one of them.
- Jane Austen
“Wine is a grand thing,” I said. “It makes you forget all the bad.”
- Ernest Hemingway
That’s the problem with drinking if something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
People drink to get rid of the pain they are going through. Some drink and hope when they close their eye that they will never be awake to feel the pain.
Liquor, beer, and vodka make the world a nicer place. People can’t stop laughing, all the fat ugly girls get laid, and the world keeps spinning round. And round and round.
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
- Ernest Hemingway
Take me down to the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together!
- W.C. Fields
A woman drove me to drink and I never had the decency to thank her.
- W.C. Fields
Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
- W.C. Fields
Either give me more wine or leave me alone.
- Rumi