Alcohol Quotes and Sayings

Alcohol Quotes and Sayings

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.

Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.

Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.

One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.

I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.

This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend !!!!

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me.

The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

Cocaine is gods way of telling you that you make too much money.

I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.

A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.

Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.

There is a devil in every berry of the grape.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

I drink to forget I drink.

I would take a bomb, but I can’t stand the noise.

Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.

Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn’t hold water.

The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

The whole world is about three drinks behind.

I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

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100 Responses

  • 1. callie said:

    A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.

  • 2. Jon said:

    I’m Not unber the alcohofluence of incohol as many theople pink i are!

  • 3. Bob said:

    i heard this one the other day…

    when life gives u lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who’s life gave them vodka,mix them together and have a party!!!!!

  • 4. Fishfood said:

    Everybody has to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.

  • 5. hotblooded said:

    dry up the liquor shops.. and prohibit the world from drinking….

  • 6. Sarah said:

    Whiskey is risky but it makes the girls frisky.

    Don’t be dumb and mix wine and rum.

    Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, you’re in the clear.

    A good friend takes your drink away and says, “You’ve had enough.” But a TRUE friend gives you another drink and yells, “YOU BETTER CHUGG THIS CUZ WE AIN’T TRASHED YET!!”

  • 7. hotblooded said:

    you want quotes..? let me take another drink

  • 8. niallroyal said:

    Candy is Dandy, but Liquor is Quicker

  • 9. rahul sharma said:

    Drink and think but dont think and drink

  • 10. rahul sharma said:

    whisky is frisky but its not risky at all

  • 11. *no-namer* said:

    haha theese are good!

  • 12. mikey said:

    i swear to drunk in not god!!

  • 13. princess dianne said:

    love drinking just like the way you love yourself

  • 14. im superficial said:

    i only drink to live,but i live to drink.

  • 15. tipicaly unconcerned said:

    one tequila
    two tequila
    three takillya
    floor

  • 16. Courtney said:

    NoThInG lAsTs FoReVeR sO lIvE iT uP, dRiNk It DoWn, LaUgH iT oFf AnD AvOiD tHe BuLlS**t

  • 17. TheEagle said:

    Man , Im glad i dont drink anymore, lol

  • 18. ?kate said:

    When life hands u lemons grab the tequila and salt and call me over!

  • 19. jamie said:

    think 2 drink , drink 2 think

  • 20. Teri-lynn.M said:

    I have all day sober to Sunday up!

  • 21. Johnny said:

    Never drink on an empty head

  • 22. jim bob said:

    those r sooooo flippin awesome!!!!!!

  • 23. Jesse said:

    If your beer hits the floor
    send your girl out the door.

  • 24. aaron said:

    Beer: it’s not just for breakfast anymore.

  • 25. kelz said:

    Reality: an illusion due to lack of alcohol

  • 26. T-Man said:

    I am being sober in moderation…

  • 27. jordan said:

    Im not as think as u drunk i am

  • 28. sandra said:

    i like to have a martini,
    two at the very most,
    after three i’m under the table,
    after four i’m under my host.

    Dorothy Parker (lives on)

  • 29. Jani said:

    when life gives you lemons
    break out the tequila and salt!

  • 30. glenny said:

    My boss didn,t know i drank;; til one day i came to work sober,,

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