Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

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If the ocean was vodka and I was a duck I’d swim to the bottom and never come up.
But the ocean’s not vodka and I am not a duck so pass me a bottle and shut the f**k up!

Submitted by: Dr C Glynn

A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.

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Submitted by: callie

My boss didn’t know I drank, till one day I came to work sober.

Submitted by: glenny

Of course I am gonna drive. I am too drunk to walk.

Submitted by: anni c

Whiskey is risky but it makes the girls frisky.
Don’t be dumb and mix wine and rum.
Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, you’re in the clear.
A good friend takes your drink away and says, “You’ve had enough.” But a TRUE friend gives you another drink and yells, “YOU BETTER CHUGG THIS CUZ WE AIN’T TRASHED YET!!”

Submitted by: Sarah

A drunk man never tells a lie.

Submitted by: birdman1109

One tequila
two tequila
three takillya

Submitted by: tipicaly unconcerned

I drink to make other people more interesting.
Ernest Hemingway

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I only drink on 2 occasions when I’m thirsty and when I’m not

Submitted by: *Kelsey--

Everybody has to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.

Submitted by: Fishfood

Lips that touch liquor touch other lips quicker…

Submitted by: Hardy

I realized I was drinking too much,
So I decided to cut down,
I now only drink on days ending in Y

Submitted by: Matrixxx

Act single, see double, drink triple

Submitted by: tooo young

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, coincidence? I think not.

Submitted by: luv2drink

I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant

I use to think drinking was bad, so I stop thinking

Submitted by: Albert Quammie

I’m on whiskey diet… I’ve lost three days already!

Submitted by: Tania

I heard this one the other day…
When life gives you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who’s life gave them vodka,mix them together and have a party!!

Submitted by: Bob

Good friends make the world go round, but good beer makes the room go round.

Submitted by: Sandy

I drink because I work, I work so I can drink.

Submitted by: Danny

Money can’t buy you happiness but it can buy you alcohol.

Submitted by: leyton

4 beers-20 dollars
2 martini’s 19 dollars
6 jello drops-12 dollars
1 shot of grey goose-6 dollars
taking home 2 hot girls who just drank all of the above:

Submitted by: Dorian


Submitted by: Hamata

Don’t cry over spilled milk…it could have been beer!

Submitted by: Lacy

Nothing in life is absolute only vodka

Submitted by: Syc1

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