Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
If the ocean was vodka and I was a duck I’d swim to the bottom and never come up.
But the ocean’s not vodka and I am not a duck so pass me a bottle and shut the f**k up!
A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.
My boss didn’t know I drank, till one day I came to work sober.
Of course I am gonna drive. I am too drunk to walk.
Whiskey is risky but it makes the girls frisky.
Don’t be dumb and mix wine and rum.
Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, you’re in the clear.
A good friend takes your drink away and says, “You’ve had enough.” But a TRUE friend gives you another drink and yells, “YOU BETTER CHUGG THIS CUZ WE AIN’T TRASHED YET!!”
A drunk man never tells a lie.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
– Ernest Hemingway
I only drink on 2 occasions when I’m thirsty and when I’m not
Everybody has to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.
Lips that touch liquor touch other lips quicker…
I realized I was drinking too much,
So I decided to cut down,
I now only drink on days ending in Y
Act single, see double, drink triple
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, coincidence? I think not.
I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
I use to think drinking was bad, so I stop thinking
I’m on whiskey diet… I’ve lost three days already!
Good friends make the world go round, but good beer makes the room go round.
I heard this one the other day…
When life gives you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who’s life gave them vodka,mix them together and have a party!!
I drink because I work, I work so I can drink.