Quotes by Dave Barry

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Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
– Dave Barry
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Hard Drive: The part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.
– Dave Barry

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For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
– Dave Barry

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The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.”
– Dave Barry

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It is inhumane in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.
– Dave Barry

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Reading… a vacation for the mind….
– Dave Barry

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Have you noticed that whatever sport you’re trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?
– Dave Barry

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