Quotes by Dave Barry
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
– Dave Barry
Hard Drive: The part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.
- Dave Barry
For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
- Dave Barry
The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.”
- Dave Barry
Reading… a vacation for the mind….
- Dave Barry
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
- Dave Barry
Have you noticed that whatever sport you’re trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?
― Dave Barry