Quotes by Dave Barry

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
– Dave Barry

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Hard Drive: The part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.
– Dave Barry

It is inhumane in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.
– Dave Barry

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
– Dave Barry

For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
– Dave Barry

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
– Dave Barry

User: The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.”
– Dave Barry

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers.
– Dave Barry

Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print.
– Dave Barry

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.
– Dave Barry


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