We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. – Henny Youngman
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henny Youngman
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. – Henny Youngman
Have you noticed that families on TV never watch television? – Henny Youngman
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They’re worth it. – Henny Youngman
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