Funny Women Quotes and Sayings

Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
George Carlin

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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

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Submitted by: Nabil
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A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.

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Submitted by: Ronak
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You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and out the other.
Tell a woman something, it goes in both ears and comes out through the mouth..

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Submitted by: ANON
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A woman has only 2 problems. 1. Nothing to wear. 2. No room for all the clothes.

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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
George Carlin

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Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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Submitted by: zora
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When a women says “What?”, it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.

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Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.

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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
Bill Cosby

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Why are girls?

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You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense.
Chris Rock

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Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.

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Submitted by: sandra blackburn
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Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
Chris Rock

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You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For instance, if they’re placed around your throat she’s probably slightly upset.

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