Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

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Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

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Submitted by: =)=)=)=)

I don’t believe in plastic surgery,
But in your case,
Go ahead.

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Submitted by: Bubbles

People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.
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Submitted by: person

Why Don’t You Slip Into Something More Comfortable. Like A Coma?

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Submitted by: Heather

When your mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering.

Submitted by: Anymonous Chick

Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?

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Submitted by: katx.

Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.

Submitted by: Hanni

What’s the point of putting on makeup, a monkey is gonna stay a monkey.

Submitted by: dilip

If I say something that offends you, let me know so I can do it again later.
Your lips are moving, but all I hear is “blah blah blah…”

Submitted by: somebody

My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… So I better take that one out of your hand.

Submitted by: xxemilylylyxx

No need for insults, your face says it all.

Submitted by: somebody

You’re so ugly that when you cry, the tears roll down the back of your head…just to avoid your face.

Submitted by: Wendy

Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh wait that’s your face.

Submitted by: pnutfan27

It’s not that you are weird…it’s just that everyone else is normal.

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Submitted by: Leon

It’s not that I’m smarter than you, its just that you’re dumber than everyone else.

Submitted by: Mr.Knowitall

Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.

Submitted by: kate

Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove.

Submitted by: Craig

Scientists are trying to figure out how long human can live without a brain. You can tell them your age.

Submitted by: raymond hadeyshaokhan

Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.

Submitted by: macayla :)

Your intelligence is my common sense.

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Submitted by: Swapnil

Jealousy is a disease…get well soon!

Submitted by: andrea

Your age doesn’t lie. Neither does that face.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

He’s not stupid; he’s possessed by a retarded ghost.
Don’t you have a terrible empty feeling – in your skull?
Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want people to like you?
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Submitted by: Nicole

You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor said “Wheres the baby?”
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents sued the doctor.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents asked for a refund.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor was the one screaming instead of your mother.

Submitted by: jennyfer

Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege.

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