Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
It’s not that I hate you, it’s just that I wish I had never met you.
I don’t insult people, I just compliment them negatively.
A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny?
Me: yeah, every time I look at you.
It’s not that I don’t have time to discuss, but it’s just that I find you worthless for my worthwhile words.
You’re as useless as the “Ay” in “Okay”.
Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
If they say you’re ugly, take it as a compliment. If they say you’re beautiful, take it as an insult.
Yo momma is so thin that her wedding ring sizes two of her fingers.
Don’t flatter yourself I was looking at your friend.
You can not help solve my problem. Because you are it.
Flirting isn’t cheating’s ugly cousin. You are.
Insult: If beauty fades you have nothing to worry about.
Insult: If you’re dating an idiot, you have found your perfect match.
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.
Are your parents siblings?
Want to tell that your attitude doesn’t fit on your toilet face.
You’re so ugly you make onions cry.
Rose are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers,
And the middle one is for you.
Please tell me about yourself, I enjoy horror stories.
Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her driving license.
I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with you, I’m just saying that I am more of a composed lady as compared to you.
Your family tree must be a cactus. Everyone in it is a prick.
Wow I can tell that was the smartest thing you’ve ever said. And trust me that was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!
Hey, I want to say I hate your guts, you suck!