Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
Why Don’t You Slip Into Something More Comfortable. Like A Coma?
When your mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering.
You’re so ugly that when you cry, the tears roll down the back of your head…just to avoid your face.
What’s the point of putting on makeup, a monkey is gonna stay a monkey.
It’s not that I’m smarter than you, its just that you’re dumber than everyone else.
If I say something that offends you, let me know so I can do it again later.
Your lips are moving, but all I hear is “blah blah blah…”
Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh wait that’s your face.
I’d love to have this battle of wits with you but I don’t like fighting an unarmed person.
You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly, but when I look at you I feel lucky.
My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… So I better take that one out of your hand.
Lets play fetch a little differently! I’ll throw the stick and you don’t come back ;)
Teacher: What tense is I am beautiful in?
Student: It’s surely the past tense.