Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
You’re very beautiful, no doubt about that but I’ll still rate a monkey ahead of you.
Though two heads are better than one but not when one of the head is yours.
Gosh! If a single word that comes out of your mouth earns you 0.000001$, you would still get richer than bill gate in 2 hours.
Scientists are trying to figure out how long human can live without a brain. You can tell them your age.
If dignity was money, you could maybe buy a soda.
Your age doesn’t lie. Neither does that face.
You don’t have to disrespect and insult others simply to hold your own ground. If you do, that shows how shaky your own position is.
- Red Haircrow
If the stuff that comes out of my mouth upsets you, just think of all the things I keep to myself.
Can I borrow your brain for half an hour, I’m building an idiot.
Your face looks like hell. Or Mexico I can’t tell.
It’s not that I hate you, it’s just that I wish I had never met you.
I don’t insult people, I just compliment them negatively.
A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny?
Me: yeah, every time I look at you.
It’s not that I don’t have time to discuss, but it’s just that I find you worthless for my worthwhile words.
You’re as useless as the “Ay” in “Okay”.
Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
If they say you’re ugly, take it as a compliment. If they say you’re beautiful, take it as an insult.
Yo momma is so thin that her wedding ring sizes two of her fingers.
Don’t flatter yourself I was looking at your friend.
You can not help solve my problem. Because you are it.
Flirting isn’t cheating’s ugly cousin. You are.
Insult: If beauty fades you have nothing to worry about.
Insult: If you’re dating an idiot, you have found your perfect match.
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?