Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

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Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile I can see the Spanish flag.

Submitted by: Anass
9

Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.

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19

You’re very beautiful, no doubt about that but I’ll still rate a monkey ahead of you.

Submitted by: adesokan raymond
23

Though two heads are better than one but not when one of the head is yours.

Submitted by: adesokan raymond
34

Gosh! If a single word that comes out of your mouth earns you 0.000001$, you would still get richer than bill gate in 2 hours.

Submitted by: raymond adesokan
15

Scientists are trying to figure out how long human can live without a brain. You can tell them your age.

Submitted by: raymond hadeyshaokhan
28

If dignity was money, you could maybe buy a soda.

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Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege.

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Your age doesn’t lie. Neither does that face.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
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It’s not that you are weird…it’s just that everyone else is normal.

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Submitted by: Leon
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You don’t have to disrespect and insult others simply to hold your own ground. If you do, that shows how shaky your own position is.
– Red Haircrow

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If the stuff that comes out of my mouth upsets you, just think of all the things I keep to myself.

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Can I borrow your brain for half an hour, I’m building an idiot.

Submitted by: Jingling Geordie
71

Your face looks like hell. Or Mexico I can’t tell.

Submitted by: marcus
88

Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

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It’s not that I hate you, it’s just that I wish I had never met you.

Submitted by: lihleG
32

I don’t insult people, I just compliment them negatively.

Submitted by: solomon Bett
56

A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny?
Me: yeah, every time I look at you.

Submitted by: Nhlaks
33

It’s not that I don’t have time to discuss, but it’s just that I find you worthless for my worthwhile words.

Submitted by: Naqibullah Paiman
22

You’re as useless as the “Ay” in “Okay”.

Submitted by: MsClueLess
43

Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.

Submitted by: kate
107

I don’t believe in plastic surgery,
But in your case,
Go ahead.

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Submitted by: Bubbles
71

If they say you’re ugly, take it as a compliment. If they say you’re beautiful, take it as an insult.

Submitted by: raymond adesokan
46

Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?

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Submitted by: katx.
63

Yo momma is so thin that her wedding ring sizes two of her fingers.

Submitted by: raymond shawn

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