Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

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You’re very beautiful, no doubt about that but I’ll still rate a monkey ahead of you.

Submitted by: adesokan raymond
2

Though two heads are better than one but not when one of the head is yours.

Submitted by: adesokan raymond
3

Gosh! If a single word that comes out of your mouth earns you 0.000001$, you would still get richer than bill gate in 2 hours.

Submitted by: raymond adesokan
0

Scientists are trying to figure out how long human can live without a brain. You can tell them your age.

Submitted by: raymond hadeyshaokhan
6

If dignity was money, you could maybe buy a soda.

4

Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege.

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Your age doesn’t lie. Neither does that face.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
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You don’t have to disrespect and insult others simply to hold your own ground. If you do, that shows how shaky your own position is.
- Red Haircrow

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If the stuff that comes out of my mouth upsets you, just think of all the things I keep to myself.

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Can I borrow your brain for half an hour, I’m building an idiot.

Submitted by: Jingling Geordie
49

Your face looks like hell. Or Mexico I can’t tell.

Submitted by: marcus
14

It’s not that I hate you, it’s just that I wish I had never met you.

Submitted by: lihleG
11

I don’t insult people, I just compliment them negatively.

Submitted by: solomon Bett
31

A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny?
Me: yeah, every time I look at you.

Submitted by: Nhlaks
17

It’s not that I don’t have time to discuss, but it’s just that I find you worthless for my worthwhile words.

Submitted by: Naqibullah Paiman
14

You’re as useless as the “Ay” in “Okay”.

Submitted by: MsClueLess
26

Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.

Submitted by: kate
56

If they say you’re ugly, take it as a compliment. If they say you’re beautiful, take it as an insult.

Submitted by: raymond adesokan
37

Yo momma is so thin that her wedding ring sizes two of her fingers.

Submitted by: raymond shawn
44

Don’t flatter yourself I was looking at your friend.

Submitted by: jesse
19

You can not help solve my problem. Because you are it.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
26

Flirting isn’t cheating’s ugly cousin. You are.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
17

Insult: If beauty fades you have nothing to worry about.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
24

Insult: If you’re dating an idiot, you have found your perfect match.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
13

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Submitted by: muse pop

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