Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.
Why Don’t You Slip Into Something More Comfortable. Like A Coma?
When your mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering.
No need for insults, your face says it all.
You’re so ugly that when you cry, the tears roll down the back of your head…just to avoid your face.
What’s the point of putting on makeup, a monkey is gonna stay a monkey.
Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.
It’s not that I’m smarter than you, its just that you’re dumber than everyone else.
If I say something that offends you, let me know so I can do it again later.
Your lips are moving, but all I hear is “blah blah blah…”
Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh wait that’s your face.
What would beauty be without ugliness?
See, you are important!
I’d love to have this battle of wits with you but I don’t like fighting an unarmed person.
My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… So I better take that one out of your hand.
You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly, but when I look at you I feel lucky.
Lets play fetch a little differently! I’ll throw the stick and you don’t come back ;)
Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.
I don’t hate you… I just don’t appreciate your existence.
Teacher: What tense is I am beautiful in?
Student: It’s surely the past tense.