Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
You don’t have to disrespect and insult others simply to hold your own ground. If you do, that shows how shaky your own position is.
- Red Haircrow
If the stuff that comes out of my mouth upsets you, just think of all the things I keep to myself.
Can I borrow your brain for half an hour, I’m building an idiot.
Your face looks like hell. Or Mexico I can’t tell.
It’s not that I hate you, it’s just that I wish I had never met you.
I don’t insult people, I just compliment them negatively.
A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny?
Me: yeah, every time I look at you.
It’s not that I don’t have time to discuss, but it’s just that I find you worthless for my worthwhile words.
You’re as useless as the “Ay” in “Okay”.
Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
If they say you’re ugly, take it as a compliment. If they say you’re beautiful, take it as an insult.
Yo momma is so thin that her wedding ring sizes two of her fingers.
Don’t flatter yourself I was looking at your friend.
You can not help solve my problem. Because you are it.
Flirting isn’t cheating’s ugly cousin. You are.
Insult: If beauty fades you have nothing to worry about.
Insult: If you’re dating an idiot, you have found your perfect match.
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.
Are your parents siblings?
Want to tell that your attitude doesn’t fit on your toilet face.
You’re so ugly you make onions cry.
Rose are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers,
And the middle one is for you.
Please tell me about yourself, I enjoy horror stories.
Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her driving license.