Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

Submitted by: =)=)=)=)

I don’t believe in plastic surgery,
But in your case,
Go ahead.

Submitted by: Bubbles

People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.

Submitted by: person

Why Don’t You Slip Into Something More Comfortable. Like A Coma?

Submitted by: Heather

When your mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering.

Submitted by: Anymonous Chick

Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?

Submitted by: katx.

Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.

Submitted by: Hanni

What’s the point of putting on makeup, a monkey is gonna stay a monkey.

Submitted by: dilip

If I say something that offends you, let me know so I can do it again later.
Your lips are moving, but all I hear is “blah blah blah…”

Submitted by: somebody

My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… So I better take that one out of your hand.

Submitted by: xxemilylylyxx

No need for insults, your face says it all.

Submitted by: somebody

Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh wait that’s your face.

Submitted by: pnutfan27

You’re so ugly that when you cry, the tears roll down the back of your head…just to avoid your face.

Submitted by: Wendy

Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.

Submitted by: kate

It’s not that you are weird…it’s just that everyone else is normal.

Submitted by: Leon

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