Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
I don’t believe in plastic surgery,
But in your case,
People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.
Why Don’t You Slip Into Something More Comfortable. Like A Coma?
When your mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering.
Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?
Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.
What’s the point of putting on makeup, a monkey is gonna stay a monkey.
If I say something that offends you, let me know so I can do it again later.
Your lips are moving, but all I hear is “blah blah blah…”
My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… So I better take that one out of your hand.
No need for insults, your face says it all.
You’re so ugly that when you cry, the tears roll down the back of your head…just to avoid your face.
Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh wait that’s your face.
It’s not that you are weird…it’s just that everyone else is normal.
It’s not that I’m smarter than you, its just that you’re dumber than everyone else.
Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove.
Scientists are trying to figure out how long human can live without a brain. You can tell them your age.
Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.
Your intelligence is my common sense.
Jealousy is a disease…get well soon!
Your age doesn’t lie. Neither does that face.
He’s not stupid; he’s possessed by a retarded ghost.
Don’t you have a terrible empty feeling – in your skull?
Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want people to like you?
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor said “Wheres the baby?”
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents sued the doctor.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents asked for a refund.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor was the one screaming instead of your mother.