Short Funny Quotes - Page 6
Sipho : Dr I have a problem of forgetting.
Dr : When did the problem start?
Sipho : Which problem?
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of potato chips!
Always follow the light out of the tunnel. Just make sure that its not a train.
Save paper, don’t do home work.
I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.
– Bob Hope
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
– Steven Wright
People have told me to never say never – they broke their own rule!
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
Sometimes I pretend to be normal but it gets boring so I go back to being me.:p
Dogs think: People love me, feed me, pet me, they must be God.
Cats think: People love me, feed me, pet me, I must be God.
I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.
– Phyllis Diller
Let husband and wife never speak to one another in loud tones,unless the house is on fire.
– David O. McKay
When life gives you lemons then go to this site because there are a lot of ideas what to do with lemons.
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Unicorns are real. They’re just fat and gray and we call them rhinos.
Your intelligence is my common sense.
Whoever said words don’t hurt never got hit in the head with a dictionary.
Meaning of CLASS:
C => Come
L => Late
A => And
S => Start
S => Sleeping… Many of them don’t know the exact meaning.
If you fail to prepare,
then prepare to fail
Even Barbie is not perfect.. I snapped off her leg.
A waffle is like a pancake, with a syrup trap.
– Mitch Hedberg
I did not slap you, I simply high fived your face!!!
Why do they put pizza in a square box?
If the world really ends in 2012, I wasted my whole life in school.