Short Funny Quotes - Page 6

14

Sometimes I pretend to be normal but it gets boring so I go back to being me.:p

Submitted by: heaven
57

I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

Submitted by: Jess
72

People have told me to never say never – they broke their own rule!

Submitted by: Carla
383

Save paper, don’t do home work.

Submitted by: Allyson
57

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

Submitted by: Bravo1560
37

Dogs think: People love me, feed me, pet me, they must be God.
Cats think: People love me, feed me, pet me, I must be God.

Submitted by: Jenny
4

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Submitted by: mickey
0

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.
– Phyllis Diller

102

When life gives you lemons then go to this site because there are a lot of ideas what to do with lemons.

Submitted by: klemen33
33

Unicorns are real. They’re just fat and gray and we call them rhinos.

Submitted by: Kassie
48

Your intelligence is my common sense.

Submitted by: Swapnil
24

Meaning of CLASS:
C => Come
L => Late
A => And
S => Start
S => Sleeping… Many of them don’t know the exact meaning.

Submitted by: AJ 619 LEGENDKILLER
0

If there was an award for laziness I’d probably send somebody else to pick it up for me.

250

If you fail to prepare,
then prepare to fail

Submitted by: bobby
5

If the world really ends in 2012, I wasted my whole life in school.

Submitted by: Candygirl
4

Even Barbie is not perfect.. I snapped off her leg.

Submitted by: smel(:
0

They say that love is more important than money, have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug?
– Nishan Panwar

0

Housework won’t kill you, but then again, why take the chance?
– Phyllis Diller

0

I’m single because I was born that way.
Mae West

46

I did not slap you, I simply high fived your face!!!

Submitted by: shiarna
126

There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can’t.

Submitted by: Mr. Lova Lova
203

Why do they put pizza in a square box?

Submitted by: win_ringette
0

I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.
Robert Orben

0

My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn’t pay the bill, he gave me six months more.
– Matthau

10

I feel bad for a giraffe who has to throw up.

Submitted by: Christian

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