Short Funny Quotes - Page 6
People don’t grow up. They just learn how to act in public.
Meaning of CLASS:
C => Come
L => Late
A => And
S => Start
S => Sleeping… Many of them don’t know the exact meaning.
Always follow the light out of the tunnel. Just make sure that its not a train.
Save paper, don’t do home work.
People have told me to never say never – they broke their own rule!
I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.
Sometimes I pretend to be normal but it gets boring so I go back to being me.:p
How can the world end in 2012l when we have yogurt that expires in 2013?
Unicorns are real. They’re just fat and gray and we call them rhinos.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.
- Bob Hope
Dogs think: People love me, feed me, pet me, they must be God.
Cats think: People love me, feed me, pet me, I must be God.
When life gives you lemons then go to this site because there are a lot of ideas what to do with lemons.
Your intelligence is my common sense.
If you fail to prepare,
then prepare to fail
Who invented Mondays, I’d like to have a word with him.
Seeing your ex with someone uglier than you. Awesome.
One thing you are sure you will do for the rest of your life: Pull the door that says push.
Whoever said words don’t hurt never got hit in the head with a dictionary.
Dear optimist, pessimist, and realist, while you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.
Sincerely, the opportunist.
I did not slap you, I simply high fived your face!!!
Why do they put pizza in a square box?
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of potato chips!
Even Barbie is not perfect.. I snapped off her leg.
There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can’t.