Short Funny Quotes - Page 6

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People don’t grow up. They just learn how to act in public.

Submitted by: mooii
22

Meaning of CLASS:
C => Come
L => Late
A => And
S => Start
S => Sleeping… Many of them don’t know the exact meaning.

Submitted by: AJ 619 LEGENDKILLER
60

Always follow the light out of the tunnel. Just make sure that its not a train.

Submitted by: Enos
382

Save paper, don’t do home work.

Submitted by: Allyson
72

People have told me to never say never – they broke their own rule!

Submitted by: Carla
57

I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

Submitted by: Jess
14

Sometimes I pretend to be normal but it gets boring so I go back to being me.:p

Submitted by: heaven
7

How can the world end in 2012l when we have yogurt that expires in 2013?

Submitted by: Sydnee
32

Unicorns are real. They’re just fat and gray and we call them rhinos.

Submitted by: Kassie
57

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

Submitted by: Bravo1560
0

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.
- Bob Hope

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Dogs think: People love me, feed me, pet me, they must be God.
Cats think: People love me, feed me, pet me, I must be God.

Submitted by: Jenny
102

When life gives you lemons then go to this site because there are a lot of ideas what to do with lemons.

Submitted by: klemen33
48

Your intelligence is my common sense.

Submitted by: Swapnil
250

If you fail to prepare,
then prepare to fail

Submitted by: bobby
8

Who invented Mondays, I’d like to have a word with him.

Submitted by: Ezzard
1

Seeing your ex with someone uglier than you. Awesome.

0

One thing you are sure you will do for the rest of your life: Pull the door that says push.

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Whoever said words don’t hurt never got hit in the head with a dictionary.

Submitted by: MrCoolGuy
8

Dear optimist, pessimist, and realist, while you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.

Sincerely, the opportunist.

Submitted by: Mark Cromo
46

I did not slap you, I simply high fived your face!!!

Submitted by: shiarna
202

Why do they put pizza in a square box?

Submitted by: win_ringette
1

All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of potato chips!

Submitted by: Jamie
4

Even Barbie is not perfect.. I snapped off her leg.

Submitted by: smel(:
126

There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can’t.

Submitted by: Mr. Lova Lova

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