Short Funny Quotes - Page 6
Sometimes I pretend to be normal but it gets boring so I go back to being me.:p
I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.
People have told me to never say never – they broke their own rule!
Save paper, don’t do home work.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
Dogs think: People love me, feed me, pet me, they must be God.
Cats think: People love me, feed me, pet me, I must be God.
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.
– Phyllis Diller
When life gives you lemons then go to this site because there are a lot of ideas what to do with lemons.
Unicorns are real. They’re just fat and gray and we call them rhinos.
Meaning of CLASS:
C => Come
L => Late
A => And
S => Start
S => Sleeping… Many of them don’t know the exact meaning.
If there was an award for laziness I’d probably send somebody else to pick it up for me.
If you fail to prepare,
then prepare to fail
If the world really ends in 2012, I wasted my whole life in school.
Even Barbie is not perfect.. I snapped off her leg.
They say that love is more important than money, have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug?
– Nishan Panwar
Housework won’t kill you, but then again, why take the chance?
– Phyllis Diller
I’m single because I was born that way.
– Mae West
I did not slap you, I simply high fived your face!!!
There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can’t.
Why do they put pizza in a square box?
I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.
– Robert Orben
My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn’t pay the bill, he gave me six months more.
I feel bad for a giraffe who has to throw up.