Short Funny Quotes - Page 6

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When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
- Steven Wright

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Education is what you get from reading the small print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.
A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you first thought of.
A mother’s menu consists of two choices: Take it or leave it.

Submitted by: jaza
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Whoever said words don’t hurt never got hit in the head with a dictionary.

Submitted by: MrCoolGuy
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I’m fat. But you’re ugly. At least I can diet.

Submitted by: Mich
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When you are always ahead of others, you are always walking alone.

Submitted by: Longfellow
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Unicorns are real. They’re just fat and gray and we call them rhinos.

Submitted by: Kassie
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Always follow the light out of the tunnel. Just make sure that its not a train.

Submitted by: Enos
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Save paper, don’t do home work.

Submitted by: Allyson
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People have told me to never say never – they broke their own rule!

Submitted by: Carla
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I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

Submitted by: Jess
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When I have children I am going to make them watch the movie 2012 and tell them I survived that like a Boss!

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People don’t grow up. They just learn how to act in public.

Submitted by: mooii
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As I said before, I never repeat myself.

Submitted by: Bravo1560
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Sometimes I pretend to be normal but it gets boring so I go back to being me.:p

Submitted by: heaven
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If the world really ends in 2012, I wasted my whole life in school.

Submitted by: Candygirl
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When life gives you lemons then go to this site because there are a lot of ideas what to do with lemons.

Submitted by: klemen33
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Your intelligence is my common sense.

Submitted by: Swapnil
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Dogs think: People love me, feed me, pet me, they must be God.
Cats think: People love me, feed me, pet me, I must be God.

Submitted by: Jenny
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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.
- Bob Hope

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If you fail to prepare,
then prepare to fail

Submitted by: bobby
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Seeing your ex with someone uglier than you. Awesome.

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Have you ever noticed that studying is a combination of student and dying.

Submitted by: keerthi
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Who invented Mondays, I’d like to have a word with him.

Submitted by: Ezzard
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I did not slap you, I simply high fived your face!!!

Submitted by: shiarna
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I feel bad for a giraffe who has to throw up.

Submitted by: Christian

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