Short Funny Quotes - Page 6
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
– Steven Wright
When the short people attack you, you won’t see them coming.
I didn’t trip; I was testing gravity. It still works.
When you are always ahead of others, you are always walking alone.
I’m fat. But you’re ugly. At least I can diet.
Sipho : Dr I have a problem of forgetting.
Dr : When did the problem start?
Sipho : Which problem?
Always follow the light out of the tunnel. Just make sure that its not a train.
Save paper, don’t do home work.
I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.
People have told me to never say never – they broke their own rule!
Sometimes I pretend to be normal but it gets boring so I go back to being me.:p
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
Dogs think: People love me, feed me, pet me, they must be God.
Cats think: People love me, feed me, pet me, I must be God.
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.
– Phyllis Diller
Love is so confusing – you tell a girl she looks great and what’s the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!
– Robert Orben
When life gives you lemons then go to this site because there are a lot of ideas what to do with lemons.
Your intelligence is my common sense.
Unicorns are real. They’re just fat and gray and we call them rhinos.
Meaning of CLASS:
C => Come
L => Late
A => And
S => Start
S => Sleeping… Many of them don’t know the exact meaning.
A waffle is like a pancake, with a syrup trap.
– Mitch Hedberg
If you fail to prepare,
then prepare to fail
If the world really ends in 2012, I wasted my whole life in school.
Even Barbie is not perfect.. I snapped off her leg.
If there was an award for laziness I’d probably send somebody else to pick it up for me.
I’m single because I was born that way.
– Mae West