Short Funny Quotes - Page 6
Always follow the light out of the tunnel. Just make sure that its not a train.
Save paper, don’t do home work.
I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.
People have told me to never say never – they broke their own rule!
How can the world end in 2012l when we have yogurt that expires in 2013?
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of potato chips!
Sometimes I pretend to be normal but it gets boring so I go back to being me.:p
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
Let husband and wife never speak to one another in loud tones,unless the house is on fire.
– David O. McKay
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.
– Bob Hope
Dogs think: People love me, feed me, pet me, they must be God.
Cats think: People love me, feed me, pet me, I must be God.
When life gives you lemons then go to this site because there are a lot of ideas what to do with lemons.
Your intelligence is my common sense.
Unicorns are real. They’re just fat and gray and we call them rhinos.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
– Steven Wright
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
If you fail to prepare,
then prepare to fail
Meaning of CLASS:
C => Come
L => Late
A => And
S => Start
S => Sleeping… Many of them don’t know the exact meaning.
Whoever said words don’t hurt never got hit in the head with a dictionary.
I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.
– Phyllis Diller
A waffle is like a pancake, with a syrup trap.
– Mitch Hedberg
I did not slap you, I simply high fived your face!!!
Even Barbie is not perfect.. I snapped off her leg.
Why do they put pizza in a square box?
There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can’t.