Stupid Quotes & Sayings

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I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger… Then it hit me.

Submitted by: Alainah

A very wise man once said, “it is better to let people think you are stupid than to open your mouth and proove you are stupid”

Submitted by: NANA

Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish.

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Submitted by: lauren:)

You can have as many friends that money can buy, but I’ll still hate you for free.

Submitted by: Kayla

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Steven Wright
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Submitted by: Kacey

Have you ever wondered why you can’t taste your tounge?

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Submitted by: Joe Momma

If a blonde throws you a grenade…you pull the pin and throw it back! :P

Submitted by: Mr.Stickman

I never apologise. I’m sorry, that’s just the way I am.

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Submitted by: Kittypong

I’m not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing.

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Submitted by: Kacey

My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems.

Submitted by: Ryan J

The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.

Submitted by: pete wu

Its only funny until someone gets hurt.

Submitted by: dominic

Its not easy to argue with yourself…
No its not!
make me stupid…
im done>
when life gives you lemons make lemonade.
i wanted a freakin cookie!

Submitted by: this is what i

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

Submitted by: Kacey

I swear to Drunk, I’m not God!

Submitted by: jude

Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter.

Submitted by: diff

I don’t follow my dreams…I ask them where they are going and find them later!

Submitted by: Billy Bob Jo Cracker

I wonder if people wonder what I wonder, because I wonder what people wonder. Do YOU wonder what I wonder? Now THAT is what I wonder. I wonder what you’re wondering as you wonder what I wonder, if of course you’re even wondering what I’m wondering…
I wonder..

Submitted by: MEV

I asked Mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.

Submitted by: Kacey

You laugh because imm different,i laugh because I just farted..

Submitted by: Danielle Urrabazo

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