Stupid Quotes & Sayings
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger… Then it hit me.
A very wise man once said, “it is better to let people think you are stupid than to open your mouth and prove you are stupid”
Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish.
You can have as many friends that money can buy, but I’ll still hate you for free.
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
– Steven Wright
Have you ever wondered why you can’t taste your tongue?
I’m not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing.
If a blonde throws you a grenade…you pull the pin and throw it back! :P
I never apologise. I’m sorry, that’s just the way I am.
My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems.
The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.
Its only funny until someone gets hurt.
… Then its FREAKIN HILARIOUS!
I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter.
I don’t follow my dreams…I ask them where they are going and find them later!