Stupid Quotes & Sayings

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I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger… Then it hit me.

Submitted by: Alainah

A very wise man once said, “it is better to let people think you are stupid than to open your mouth and proove you are stupid”

Submitted by: NANA

Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish.

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Submitted by: lauren:)

You can have as many friends that money can buy, but I’ll still hate you for free.

Submitted by: Kayla

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Steven Wright
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Submitted by: Kacey

Have you ever wondered why you can’t taste your tounge?

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Submitted by: Joe Momma

If a blonde throws you a grenade…you pull the pin and throw it back! :P

Submitted by: Mr.Stickman

I never apologise. I’m sorry, that’s just the way I am.

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Submitted by: Kittypong

I’m not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing.

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Submitted by: Kacey

My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems.

Submitted by: Ryan J

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