Stupid Quotes & Sayings

I tried to became unsuccessful and became successful in that.
So what did I became, successful or unsuccessful ???

You know you’re stupid if your friends are smarter than you.

I used to follow my dreams, but then the court sent me a restriction order!

An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise.
- Victor Hugo

Only ignorance excuses stupidity.
- Nalini Singh

We made too many wrong mistakes.
- Yogi Berra

Bagels, bagels, I like bagels! Soft and round, round and soft with a spot.
Spot, I had a dog named spot once. He had a long life.
Life. Lemme tell you something about life. It cost 10 bucks. That’s crazy right?
One time I was so crazy they stuck me in a looney box and guess what the fed me there
Bagels, bagels I like bagels.

Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.

Oh no she didn’t
Sweetie I think she just did.

You’re stupid if you think that you’re smart.