Stupid Quotes & Sayings

I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger… Then it hit me.

Submitted by: Alainah

A very wise man once said, “it is better to let people think you are stupid than to open your mouth and prove you are stupid”

Submitted by: NANA

Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish.

Submitted by: lauren:)

You can have as many friends that money can buy, but I’ll still hate you for free.

Submitted by: Kayla

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Steven Wright

Submitted by: Kacey

Have you ever wondered why you can’t taste your tongue?

Submitted by: Joe Momma

If a blonde throws you a grenade…you pull the pin and throw it back! :P

Submitted by: Mr.Stickman

I’m not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing.

Submitted by: Kacey

I never apologise. I’m sorry, that’s just the way I am.

Submitted by: Kittypong

My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems.

Submitted by: Ryan J

The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.

Submitted by: pete wu

Its only funny until someone gets hurt.
… Then its FREAKIN HILARIOUS!

Submitted by: dominic

Its not easy to argue with yourself…
YES IT IS
No its not!
SHUT UP!
make me stupid…
im done>
NOW MY TURN
when life gives you lemons make lemonade.
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE FREAKIN LEMONADE!
i wanted a freakin cookie!

Submitted by: this is what i

Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter.

Submitted by: diff

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

Submitted by: Kacey

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