Stupid Quotes & Sayings
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger… Then it hit me.
A very wise man once said, “it is better to let people think you are stupid than to open your mouth and proove you are stupid”
Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish.
You can have as many friends that money can buy, but I’ll still hate you for free.
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
– Steven Wright
Have you ever wondered why you can’t taste your tounge?
If a blonde throws you a grenade…you pull the pin and throw it back! :P
I never apologise. I’m sorry, that’s just the way I am.
I’m not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing.
My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems.
The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.
Its only funny until someone gets hurt.
… Then its FREAKIN HILARIOUS!
Its not easy to argue with yourself…
YES IT IS
No its not!
make me stupid…
NOW MY TURN
when life gives you lemons make lemonade.
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE FREAKIN LEMONADE!
i wanted a freakin cookie!
I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
I swear to Drunk, I’m not God!
Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter.
I don’t follow my dreams…I ask them where they are going and find them later!
I wonder if people wonder what I wonder, because I wonder what people wonder. Do YOU wonder what I wonder? Now THAT is what I wonder. I wonder what you’re wondering as you wonder what I wonder, if of course you’re even wondering what I’m wondering…
I asked Mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
You laugh because imm different,i laugh because I just farted..
Go for the happy endings,
because life doesn’t have any sequels.
If you keep chasing yesterday,
you’re going to miss tomorrow.
Boys are like lava lamps…fun to look at but not very bright.
You know you’re stupid when you wake someone up by asking if they’re asleep.
Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room.
Then the worms came…Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
– Steven Wright