Stupid Quotes and Sayings

It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There’s a tremendous amount of idiots who look so good. It’s frightening.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.

Being stupid is its own reward

Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.

Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.

I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life?! WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED?!

The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet.

Sure, it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.

I have opinions of my own –strong opinions– but I don’t always agree with them.

The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

Stop being so stupid.. it’s my turn.

If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing

When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him

You can’t just let nature run wild.

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.

I cannot tell you how grateful I am — I am filled with humidity.

The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others.

Eight more days and I can start telling the truth again.

Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don’t compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.

167 Comments to “Stupid Quotes and Sayings”

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1. diff wrote on 3 August, 2007, 18:22
Vote: 298 147

Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter.
2. Kayla wrote on 29 October, 2007, 18:14
Vote: 260 113

Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room.
Then the worms came….Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…
3. Kayla wrote on 29 October, 2007, 18:17
Vote: 293 51

You can have as many friends that money can buy, but I’ll still hate you for free.
4. NANA wrote on 25 November, 2007, 2:20
Vote: 347 41

A very wise man once said, “it is better to let people think you are stupid than to open your mouth and proove you are stupid”
5. dr.fill02 wrote on 30 November, 2007, 0:34
Vote: 203 62

Second is the first loser.
6. jude wrote on 2 December, 2007, 21:51
Vote: 254 71

I swear to Drunk, I’m not God!
7. Cori wrote on 4 December, 2007, 0:44
Vote: 227 76

Boys are like lava lamps…fun to look at but not very bright.
8. dominic wrote on 6 December, 2007, 2:16
Vote: 384 45

All guys hate the words DONT and STOP unless their put together.
9. dominic wrote on 6 December, 2007, 2:17
Vote: 263 50

its only funny until someone gets hurt.
….. Then its FREAKIN HILARIOUS!
10. auntie wanna wrote on 8 December, 2007, 12:52
Vote: 170 74

Don’t hate me cause i’m beautiful!! Hate me cause your man thinks soo!!
11. Lexiiiii wrote on 13 December, 2007, 0:25
Vote: 230 56

Go for the happy endings,
because life doesn’t have any sequels.

If you keep chasing yesterday,
you’re going to miss tomorrow.
12. ajhflwuhef wrote on 22 December, 2007, 3:09
Vote: 160 54

i refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent
13. jdjueidclsljdkfjf wrote on 27 December, 2007, 16:24
Vote: 139 45

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the the universe.”

ALBERT EINSTEIN
14. Michael wrote on 20 January, 2008, 12:18
Vote: 149 89

You can be what you choose to be. But you can never be an elephant.
15. Sidney wrote on 29 January, 2008, 3:58
Vote: 196 79

Love can sometimes be magic, but magic can sometimes………..just be an illusion!!
16. im a llama wrote on 31 January, 2008, 14:43
Vote: 33 150

Fruitcakes are the only thing that are always on the move.
17. Sash wrote on 3 February, 2008, 6:42
Vote: 117 77

I thought I losing it….. But then I thought, Iv’e got nothing to lose
18. Ryan J wrote on 11 February, 2008, 19:01
Vote: 293 34

My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems.
19. Mr.Stickman wrote on 26 February, 2008, 21:21
Vote: 354 49

If a blonde throws you a grenade…you pull the pin and throw it back!
20. Danielle Urrabazo wrote on 6 March, 2008, 2:38
Vote: 223 66

You laugh because imm different,i laugh because i just farted..