Stupid Quotes & Sayings

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I’ve learned that there is a difference between stupid people and uneducated people; you can be educated but still stupid. Racist people are stupid. Biased people are stupid. Sexist people are stupid. Homophobic people are stupid. Judgmental people are stupid. These can all be categorized into one word: ignorance. Usually, when an unintelligent person has no valid point to make, they find someone to insult or discriminate against because that is the only way they can converse.

Submitted by: Dillon Henwood
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What do you call a person who gets his boots polished, get his trousers ironed and leaves his shirt unpressed to get a passport photograph snapped.

Submitted by: raymond adesokan
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Doing stupid things in the front of the mirror right before showering.

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How do you get youtube to film you?

Submitted by: Osama bin Laden
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I tried to became unsuccessful and became successful in that.
So what did I became, successful or unsuccessful ???

Submitted by: runu
22

Have you ever wondered why jolly ranchers are so hard.

Submitted by: Sara Dodd
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You know you’re stupid if your friends are smarter than you.

Submitted by: Javier
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I’m not crazy. My imaginary friends can prove it.

Submitted by: Lissy-lover
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I used to follow my dreams, but then the court sent me a restriction order!

Submitted by: Lissy
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Showing you are stupid is one thing. Opening your mouth and proving it is another.

Submitted by: Sheila
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Bagels, bagels, I like bagels! Soft and round, round and soft with a spot.
Spot, I had a dog named spot once. He had a long life.
Life. Lemme tell you something about life. It cost 10 bucks. That’s crazy right?
One time I was so crazy they stuck me in a looney box and guess what the fed me there
Bagels, bagels I like bagels.

Submitted by: APerson
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Cheryl is going to a funeral, I think someone died.

Submitted by: John
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Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.

Submitted by: sandra blackburn
12

It is what it is or is it?

Submitted by: faith
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Oh no she didn’t
Sweetie I think she just did.

Submitted by: isis smith
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The day is brighter than the night.

Submitted by: dennis chrinskey
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You’re stupid if you think that you’re smart.

Submitted by: Ahmed
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It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!
- George W. Bush

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I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them.
- George Bush

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I think we agree, the past is over.
- George W. Bush

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My job is a decision- making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions.
- George W. Bush

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It’s clearly a budget. It’s got lots of numbers in it.
- George W. Bush

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I think war is a dangerous place.
- George W. Bush

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It is a basic human right to be as safe in any building, during an earthquake, as when standing in the middle of an open football field.

Submitted by: Boghos L. Artinian
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Someone asked me where I was born, I said the local hospital!

Submitted by: Zach

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