Stupid Quotes & Sayings
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger… Then it hit me.
A very wise man once said, “it is better to let people think you are stupid than to open your mouth and proove you are stupid”
Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish.
You can have as many friends that money can buy, but I’ll still hate you for free.
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
– Steven Wright
Have you ever wondered why you can’t taste your tounge?
If a blonde throws you a grenade…you pull the pin and throw it back! :P
I never apologise. I’m sorry, that’s just the way I am.
I’m not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing.
My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems.