Stupid Quotes & Sayings
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger… Then it hit me.
A very wise man once said, “it is better to let people think you are stupid than to open your mouth and prove you are stupid”
Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish.
You can have as many friends that money can buy, but I’ll still hate you for free.
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
– Steven Wright
Have you ever wondered why you can’t taste your tounge?
If a blonde throws you a grenade…you pull the pin and throw it back! :P
I’m not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing.
I never apologise. I’m sorry, that’s just the way I am.
My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems.
The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.
Its only funny until someone gets hurt.
… Then its FREAKIN HILARIOUS!
Its not easy to argue with yourself…
YES IT IS
No its not!
make me stupid…
NOW MY TURN
when life gives you lemons make lemonade.
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE FREAKIN LEMONADE!
i wanted a freakin cookie!
I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
I swear to Drunk, I’m not God!