Stupid Quotes & Sayings
I tried to became unsuccessful and became successful in that.
So what did I became, successful or unsuccessful ???
Have you ever wondered why jolly ranchers are so hard.
You know you’re stupid if your friends are smarter than you.
I’m not crazy. My imaginary friends can prove it.
I used to follow my dreams, but then the court sent me a restriction order!
Showing you are stupid is one thing. Opening your mouth and proving it is another.
Feelings are never stupid, they just make us feel stupid sometimes.
- Laurell K. Hamilton
Bagels, bagels, I like bagels! Soft and round, round and soft with a spot.
Spot, I had a dog named spot once. He had a long life.
Life. Lemme tell you something about life. It cost 10 bucks. That’s crazy right?
One time I was so crazy they stuck me in a looney box and guess what the fed me there
Bagels, bagels I like bagels.
Cheryl is going to a funeral, I think someone died.
Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.
It is what it is or is it?
The day is brighter than the night.
You’re stupid if you think that you’re smart.
It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!
- George W. Bush