Stupid Quotes & Sayings
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger… Then it hit me.
A very wise man once said, “it is better to let people think you are stupid than to open your mouth and prove you are stupid”
Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish.
You can have as many friends that money can buy, but I’ll still hate you for free.
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
– Steven Wright
Have you ever wondered why you can’t taste your tounge?
If a blonde throws you a grenade…you pull the pin and throw it back! :P
I’m not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing.
I never apologise. I’m sorry, that’s just the way I am.
My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems.