Stupid Quotes & Sayings

Adults say if you work hard you can be any thing you want but I’m still not a whale yet!!\

Submitted by: Enid on February 23, 2011

I’m not stupid, I’m just, you know, not smart

Submitted by: Tabby on June 8, 2009

I only hang out with you, because you make me look so smart…

Submitted by: BLRouse on September 21, 2009

America is a great country. Everyone is entitled to their own stupid opinion…

Submitted by: BLRouse on September 21, 2009

Its not easy to argue with yourself…
No its not!
make me stupid…
im done>
when life gives you lemons make lemonade.
i wanted a freakin cookie!

Submitted by: this is what i on March 21, 2008

Nothing is impossible, unless you can’t do it.

Submitted by: rapidkoolaid on July 10, 2010

There’s a fine line between genius and stupidity… I like to jump rope with that line.

Submitted by: amber.kai on November 27, 2010

Always hang out with people more stupid than you. It makes people think you are smart.

Submitted by: Trevor on November 8, 2009

If you can’t amaze them with your brilliance, dazzle them with your stupidity!

Submitted by: dranreb on January 27, 2010

I am a member of NAPWDLA…National Association of People Who Don’t Like Abbreviations

Submitted by: Alex on October 29, 2010

Stupidity is proved itself when you try desperately to prove you are not stupid.

Submitted by: A_Leo on April 19, 2010

Experts say that 1 out of 3 patients have mental issues. Check 2 friends. If they’re o.k., you’re it.

Submitted by: CJ on October 15, 2011

I always lie. Trust me.

Submitted by: AlexL on October 24, 2012

Remember to look both ways before getting hit by a car.

Submitted by: Paul Barney on October 4, 2010

If I used all my intelligence it would be dangerous for everyone, that is why I mask it with stupidity!!

Submitted by: willbot89 on May 14, 2009

There’s no vaccine against stupid.

It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!
George W. Bush

I’m not stupid I just don’t get the point of being smart.

Submitted by: mrs.rejected on November 21, 2010

With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.
Albert Einstein

Many of us have sought the meaning of life. Fortunately it’s out on dvd now.

Submitted by: eajjw99 on November 6, 2009

I am never serious. Seriously.

Submitted by: iLoveFriedChicken on October 27, 2010

I never apologize, I’m sorry but that’s just the way I am.

Submitted by: Anna on February 13, 2011

Hey, I know someone who has the same name as you do. Wanna know the name?

Submitted by: Toinkz M. on September 2, 2010

My mother told me I’m smart. My teacher told me I’m smart… My father told me I’m smart… But still my Pet invisible bee doesn’t answer.

Submitted by: 456789456789456 on March 15, 2010

Who’s stupid, the stupid that called the stupid, stupid, or the stupid who was called stupid by the stupid?

Submitted by: Gizmo on February 24, 2009

Everything is good, unless it’s not.

Submitted by: Gasper on July 21, 2009

I can’t never be serious, Seriously.

Submitted by: alex on June 28, 2010

If you want to look thin and young, hang around old fat people.

Submitted by: Liam on June 3, 2010

I don’t walk away from fights, I prefer running.

Submitted by: Rebecca! on November 25, 2011

I know I’m stupid but you don’t have to point it out.

Submitted by: bloodscker on November 18, 2009

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