Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 12
When I was first called stupid, I had to look the word up.
At your next right, turn left.
Hey, can we go down to the upper valley.
Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.
My job is a decision- making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions.
- George W. Bush
Stupidity is a perfect excuse.
The shocking part isn’t realizing how stupid the average person is, it’s realizing that 49% of the world is dumber than he is.
Stupid can change, Ugly is forever
HEY CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS FOR.
I’m not crazy just the voices are!
Stupid people are hardly noticed but easily found.
The day is brighter than the night.
Oh no she didn’t
Sweetie I think she just did.
Girl1: Hey, they said you failed in English class, is it true?
Girl 2: What? Who telled you?
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Enough to break the ice.
Today, I took an elevator up from the top floor to the basement.
Me may be an idiot but me is not stupid.
Once upon a time, every person on earth were extremely intelligent, then the TV was invented.
If a smart person calls you, RUN you may catch the virus.
Important NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice, eventually you’ll realize that this notice isn’t worth noticing.
The is a thin line between a stupid and a fool. I’m on a quest to discover whether it was an idiot or a fool who erased it.