Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 12
Me may be an idiot but me is not stupid.
People should have to take an IQ test before they’re allowed to breed.
Stupid people are hardly noticed but easily found.
62.3% of all statistics are made up.
Stupid is talking on your phone to someone, searching for your phone, asking the person who you’re on the phone with if they have know where it is and neither of you being able to find it.
Important NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice, eventually you’ll realize that this notice isn’t worth noticing.
Once upon a time, every person on earth were extremely intelligent, then the TV was invented.
You can observe a lot just by watching.
– Yogi Berra
Being stupid is fun until somebody tells you how stupid you are.
Why can’t I get any soup with this fork?
I owe my parents a lot, especially my mom and dad.
I asked a Policeman one day what was the stupidest statements he had ever heard…
This was his answer..
1.”Do you know how fast you were going”
2.”How much time have you done?”
3. “why do you guys always pick on me”.. And my favorite
“I was going to bring the car back to them… Someday!!”
We made too many wrong mistakes.
– Yogi Berra
Today, I took an elevator up from the top floor to the basement.
The shocking part isn’t realizing how stupid the average person is, it’s realizing that 49% of the world is dumber than he is.
I can’t believe I read this thread.
It is a basic human right to be as safe in any building, during an earthquake, as when standing in the middle of an open football field.
Cheryl is going to a funeral, I think someone died.
We cannot give you the weather today becuase we depend on weather reports from the airport which is shut due to weather conditions. We might be able to give you a weather report tomorrow depending on the weather.
Stupidity is not covered by warranty.