Stupid Quotes & Sayings
Wherever you go, there you are.
62.3% of all statistics are made up.
Stupid people are hardly noticed but easily found.
Me may be an idiot but me is not stupid.
You can observe a lot just by watching.
– Yogi Berra
Once upon a time, every person on earth were extremely intelligent, then the TV was invented.
We made too many wrong mistakes.
– Yogi Berra
Stupid is talking on your phone to someone, searching for your phone, asking the person who you’re on the phone with if they have know where it is and neither of you being able to find it.
I owe my parents a lot, especially my mom and dad.
Important NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice, eventually you’ll realize that this notice isn’t worth noticing.
Being stupid is fun until somebody tells you how stupid you are.
Today, I took an elevator up from the top floor to the basement.
The shocking part isn’t realizing how stupid the average person is, it’s realizing that 49% of the world is dumber than he is.
Cheryl is going to a funeral, I think someone died.
My job is a decision- making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions.
– George W. Bush
I asked a Policeman one day what was the stupidest statements he had ever heard…
This was his answer..
1.”Do you know how fast you were going”
2.”How much time have you done?”
3. “why do you guys always pick on me”..
And my favorite
“I was going to bring the car back to them… Someday!!”
It is a basic human right to be as safe in any building, during an earthquake, as when standing in the middle of an open football field.
We cannot give you the weather today becuase we depend on weather reports from the airport which is shut due to weather conditions. We might be able to give you a weather report tomorrow depending on the weather.
I can’t believe I read this thread.
You’re stupid if you think that you’re smart.