Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 12

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Me may be an idiot but me is not stupid.

Submitted by: HI

People should have to take an IQ test before they’re allowed to breed.

Submitted by: Jimmy It

Stupid people are hardly noticed but easily found.

Submitted by: ASIEL

62.3% of all statistics are made up.

Submitted by: Dwight

Stupid is talking on your phone to someone, searching for your phone, asking the person who you’re on the phone with if they have know where it is and neither of you being able to find it.

Submitted by: I Am So Confused Right Now

Important NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice, eventually you’ll realize that this notice isn’t worth noticing.

Submitted by: confucius

Once upon a time, every person on earth were extremely intelligent, then the TV was invented.

Submitted by: Snake

You can observe a lot just by watching.
Yogi Berra

Being stupid is fun until somebody tells you how stupid you are.

Submitted by: sak

Why can’t I get any soup with this fork?

Submitted by: A Stupid Friend

I owe my parents a lot, especially my mom and dad.

Submitted by: tammy14

I asked a Policeman one day what was the stupidest statements he had ever heard…
This was his answer..
1.”Do you know how fast you were going”
2.”How much time have you done?”
3. “why do you guys always pick on me”.. And my favorite
“I was going to bring the car back to them… Someday!!”

Submitted by: BLRouse

We made too many wrong mistakes.
Yogi Berra

Today, I took an elevator up from the top floor to the basement.

Submitted by: Arzeimuth

The shocking part isn’t realizing how stupid the average person is, it’s realizing that 49% of the world is dumber than he is.

Submitted by: derp

I can’t believe I read this thread.

Submitted by: Dave

It is a basic human right to be as safe in any building, during an earthquake, as when standing in the middle of an open football field.

Submitted by: Boghos L. Artinian

Cheryl is going to a funeral, I think someone died.

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Submitted by: John

We cannot give you the weather today becuase we depend on weather reports from the airport which is shut due to weather conditions. We might be able to give you a weather report tomorrow depending on the weather.

Submitted by: owain

Stupidity is not covered by warranty.

Submitted by: Jay Ralph ATadero

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