Stupid Quotes & Sayings

I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to.
– Linda Evangelista

As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
George W. Bush

I never lost my mind, I lost half and the other half went to look for it.

Submitted by: richard

The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

Sometimes I sit and think. Sometimes I just sit.

Submitted by: grifjac

If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing\

Mom: Billy wash your hair with this shampoo.
Billy: Mom I can’t wash my hair with this shampoo.
Mom: Why?
Billy: Because this shampoo says for dry hair, and mine are going to be wet!

Submitted by: JustinBieber

Stupidity is a choice but some people abuse it.

Submitted by: logan donovan

If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator.
George W. Bush

I tried to became unsuccessful and became successful in that.
So what did I became, successful or unsuccessful ???

Submitted by: runu

I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them.
– George Bush

I think we agree, the past is over.
George W. Bush

I have two sons. Both are boys.

Submitted by: Mark

I wouldn’t call you stupid or ugly…,.at least not to you’re face!

Submitted by: BLRouse

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