Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 6
Remember to look both ways before getting hit by a car.
Nothing is impossible, unless you can’t do it.
I am a member of NAPWDLA…National Association of People Who Don’t Like Abbreviations
If I used all my intelligence it would be dangerous for everyone, that is why I mask it with stupidity!!
Experts say that 1 out of 3 patients have mental issues. Check 2 friends. If they’re o.k., you’re it.
Many of us have sought the meaning of life. Fortunately it’s out on dvd now.
I am never serious. Seriously.
There’s no vaccine against stupid.
I’m not stupid I just don’t get the point of being smart.
With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.
– Albert Einstein
I never apologize, I’m sorry but that’s just the way I am.
I can’t never be serious, Seriously.
Who’s stupid, the stupid that called the stupid, stupid, or the stupid who was called stupid by the stupid?
Everything is good, unless it’s not.
I know I’m stupid but you don’t have to point it out.
My mother told me I’m smart. My teacher told me I’m smart… My father told me I’m smart… But still my Pet invisible bee doesn’t answer.
If you want to look thin and young, hang around old fat people.
Hey, I know someone who has the same name as you do. Wanna know the name?
It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!
– George W. Bush
If people are what they eat, some people must eat a lot of stupid.