Stupid Quotes & Sayings
Remember to look both ways before getting hit by a car.
I am a member of NAPWDLA…National Association of People Who Don’t Like Abbreviations
If I used all my intelligence it would be dangerous for everyone, that is why I mask it with stupidity!!
Experts say that 1 out of 3 patients have mental issues. Check 2 friends. If they’re o.k., you’re it.
There’s no vaccine against stupid.
It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!
– George W. Bush
With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.
– Albert Einstein
I’m not stupid I just don’t get the point of being smart.
Many of us have sought the meaning of life. Fortunately it’s out on dvd now.
I am never serious. Seriously.
I never apologize, I’m sorry but that’s just the way I am.
I always lie. Trust me.
My mother told me I’m smart. My teacher told me I’m smart… My father told me I’m smart… But still my Pet invisible bee doesn’t answer.
Who’s stupid, the stupid that called the stupid, stupid, or the stupid who was called stupid by the stupid?
Hey, I know someone who has the same name as you do. Wanna know the name?
Everything is good, unless it’s not.
If you want to look thin and young, hang around old fat people.
I can’t never be serious, Seriously.
I know I’m stupid but you don’t have to point it out.
If people are what they eat, some people must eat a lot of stupid.