Stupid Quotes & Sayings
Sometimes, I feel I’m stupid enough to give away my brilliant ideas. Then I realize, I’m brilliant enough to sell my stupid ideas!
The dumber you are, the smarter you think you are.
Happiness is not being smart enough to know what to worry about!!!
Hurry up and take your time.
Please do not try this at home… Does that mean you can try this at school??
One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity
Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.
You need to kiss many frogs before you find your pig
When I say something stupid, look at me! It may be important!
Whoa, it’s a unicorn without a horn.
If people say we are all unique and special in our own way…is that just a polite way of saying you are stupid?
I can’t wait to see the invisible man!
People’s last words:
– Throw me that knife, please!
– Is it the black wire?
– I’ll check how deep the lake is.
– Was this seafood?
I’m not stupid its just that my doctor x- rayed my head and found nothing.
Adults say if you work hard you can be any thing you want but I’m still not a whale yet!!\