Stupid Quotes & Sayings

The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells.

Submitted by: David

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the driveway before it stops snowing.

Submitted by: Kacey

I ate my homework cos my teacher said it was a piece of cake. – she lied

Submitted by: JaKa

I used to think I was stupid, then I met you…

Submitted by: BLRouse

Being Stupid isnt as easy as it may look

Submitted by: KayKay

If someone asks “Do I look that stupid”. Then it’s better not to answer.:)

Submitted by: Paige

God must love stupid people. He has so many!!

Submitted by: kelly

You can be what you choose to be. But you can never be an elephant.

Submitted by: Michael

How old is your 16 year old sister???
P.S. Someone really asked me that!!!

Submitted by: Person

Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Submitted by: Thoogo

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