Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 6
Nothing is impossible, unless you can’t do it.
I’m not stupid I just hang around with very smart guys.
Hurry up and take your time.
The is a thin line between a stupid and a fool. I’m on a quest to discover whether it was an idiot or a fool who erased it.
I can’t never be serious, Seriously.
I’m so cool, even I want to be me.
There’s no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people that don’t know the answer!
I can’t wait to see the invisible man!
Me? Fail English!? … That’s unpossible!
If you want to look thin and young, hang around old fat people.
You would look clever if you just mute yourself.
I’m not fool..I’m just stupid!
No stupid remarks or questions, please, unless you really are stupid.
There are no stupid questions only stupid people asking questions.
Are you aware that 96.25% of all statistics are made up!
Stupidity is proved itself when you try desperately to prove you are not stupid.
I can’t believe I read this thread.
I don’t have nightmares. I create them.
My mother told me I’m smart. My teacher told me I’m smart… My father told me I’m smart… But still my Pet invisible bee doesn’t answer.
People’s last words:
– Throw me that knife, please!
– Is it the black wire?
– I’ll check how deep the lake is.
– Was this seafood?
Some people are just naive, while others are just stupid.
If you’re going to be stupid you better be tough.
My multiple personalities think you are crazy. They say you need help. But you didn’t hear it from me.
My thermometer is sick. Get the thermometer…oh wait…
Bumper sticker: Honk If Your Horn Is Broken.