Stupid Quotes & Sayings

Stupid people are hardly noticed but easily found.

Submitted by: ASIEL

Stupidity is a perfect excuse.

Submitted by: Uyen

HEY CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS FOR.

Submitted by: fred

Sometimes I just lie on the floor and pretend that I’m a carrot.

Submitted by: Stella

Batteries are very dramatic… Other things break or stop working, but batteries? THEY DIE !!!!!

Submitted by: J

I used to follow my dreams until the anti- stalking came into effect.

Submitted by: Shirley

Recalculating…..
At your next right, turn left.
Hey, can we go down to the upper valley.

Submitted by: Eli :)

Why is it called lipstick – when you can still move your lips???

Submitted by: angiebaby

My unicorn thinks you have some serious problems.

Submitted by: katelyn, of course

Being stupid is fun until somebody tells you how stupid you are.

Submitted by: sak

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