Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 6

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Batteries are very dramatic… Other things break or stop working, but batteries? THEY DIE !!!!!

Submitted by: J

I used to follow my dreams until the anti- stalking came into effect.

Submitted by: Shirley

At your next right, turn left.
Hey, can we go down to the upper valley.

Submitted by: Eli :)

Why is it called lipstick – when you can still move your lips???

Submitted by: angiebaby

My unicorn thinks you have some serious problems.

Submitted by: katelyn, of course

Being stupid is fun until somebody tells you how stupid you are.

Submitted by: sak

Stupid is talking on your phone to someone, searching for your phone, asking the person who you’re on the phone with if they have know where it is and neither of you being able to find it.

Submitted by: I Am So Confused Right Now

I am not stupid. The guy that I pay to think and do my work for me is.

Submitted by: I Am So Confused Right Now

If a smart person calls you, RUN you may catch the virus.

Submitted by: leslie smith

Honestly, I lie way too much.

Submitted by: court
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