Stupid Quotes & Sayings

Hey, I know someone who has the same name as you do. Wanna know the name?

Submitted by: Toinkz M.

I ate my homework cos my teacher said it was a piece of cake. – she lied

Submitted by: JaKa

How old is your 16 year old sister???
P.S. Someone really asked me that!!!

Submitted by: Person

You know you are stupid when you’re riding a horse and it’s head is on the wrong end!!!

Submitted by: Secret

Hey, your son, you know, the 21- year- old, how old is he?

Submitted by: Miley Ray Cyrus

Sometimes, I feel I’m stupid enough to give away my brilliant ideas. Then I realize, I’m brilliant enough to sell my stupid ideas!

Submitted by: nikhil banerjee

Stupid people won’t laugh reading all these stupid quotes. Too stupid to get it figured, I suppose.

Submitted by: QWERTYUIOP

Whoa, it’s a unicorn without a horn.

Submitted by: Rafael Sandoval

When butterflies fall in love do they feel humans in their stomachs.

Submitted by: cubbiesgirl97

Pretty stupid! but definitely not an idiot !!! lol

Submitted by: khiang

I’m not crazy just the voices are!

Submitted by: HeAtH hArRiS

Please do not try this at home… Does that mean you can try this at school??

Submitted by: Tejas

Nothing is impossible, unless you can’t do it.

Submitted by: rapidkoolaid

I’m not stupid I just hang around with very smart guys.

Submitted by: nemo

Hurry up and take your time.

Submitted by: Aequitas

The is a thin line between a stupid and a fool. I’m on a quest to discover whether it was an idiot or a fool who erased it.

Submitted by: clive Ntuli

I can’t never be serious, Seriously.

Submitted by: alex

I’m so cool, even I want to be me.

Submitted by: Dion

There’s no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people that don’t know the answer!

Submitted by: max

I can’t wait to see the invisible man!

Submitted by: Azaka7

Me? Fail English!? … That’s unpossible!

Submitted by: she

If you want to look thin and young, hang around old fat people.

Submitted by: Liam

You would look clever if you just mute yourself.

Submitted by: diputs

I’m not fool..I’m just stupid!

Submitted by: egglubber

No stupid remarks or questions, please, unless you really are stupid.

Submitted by: bertman

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