Stupid Quotes & Sayings

I don’t walk away from fights, I prefer running.

Submitted by: Rebecca!

I tried to snort coke but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

Submitted by: shanooshka

The shocking part isn’t realizing how stupid the average person is, it’s realizing that 49% of the world is dumber than he is.

Submitted by: derp

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you’re getting this down.

Submitted by: MYA MOORE

Experts say that 1 out of 3 patients have mental issues. Check 2 friends. If they’re o.k., you’re it.

Submitted by: CJ

Did you here the story about the pencil with a broken tip?
Well I’m not going to tell you cos it’s pointless.

Submitted by: Rottweiler

Is being stupid a new trend? Because everyone is doing it.

Submitted by: kassidy

I’m not going to dignify that with an answer.
A two year old asks her pregnant mother if the baby can see inside of her belly. Before the mother can answer her five year old brother says “Yeah dummy he just has to flip on the light switch!”

Submitted by: sweet-n-petite

If people are what they eat, some people must eat a lot of stupid.

Submitted by: Dr Manney

Stupid is putting your keys in your pocket…and forgetting that where they are as you look for them. Lol (;

Submitted by: SARAH(;

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