Watch your step while you are busy reading my t- shirt.
Borrow money from pessimists, they don’t expect it back.
A picture is worth a thousand words – But it uses up a thousand times the memory.
I make wine disappear. What’s your superpower?
When life give you a lemon. Squeeze it in his eyes and take his wallet.
Excuse, but do I look like someone who cares?
I bought this shirt just to make you look and wast your time, I am gonna return it.
I dig cute zombies.
Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
I’m lost please take me home with you.
Do unto others before others do unto you.
You call it “Attitude” I call it “Superiority”
Think like a proton, always positive.
If you can read this you’re too close……that would mean back the freak up.
I’m not bossy, I just know better.;)
Don’t ask Questions……use your Commonsense
Haters gonna hate. Ain’ters gonna ain’t.
I never finish anythi…
Come to the math side, we have pi.
If you find me asleep in the middle of the street, please return me to the pub.
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