If you find me asleep in the middle of the street, please return me to the pub.
Life is tough so,wear a helmet
Stressed. Depressed. But well dressed.
I’m very cool Ice cubes are so jealous!!!!
Keep looking at me and you will be my next victim.
I never finish anythi…
99% of all women are beautiful the remaining 1 % are in my college……
I can’t help it that i’m awesome!
The older I get the better I was.
Don’t feed the monkey!
Don’t blame me I was born this awesome! It may look like I’m listening, but really I’m destroying you in my mind. (On front)I bet you can’t read the back of my shirt… (Back of shirt) I bet you can’t read the front of my shirt… (You say) Why are you walking around me!!! (Really small print) If you are close enough to read this, I’m probably glaring at you!!
Warning: I sometimes spontaneously combust.
DONT WEAR MY ATTITUDE………I’M BORN WITH IT.
EMERGENCY ALERT: If wearer of this shirt is found vacant, listless, or depressed, ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE IMMEDIATELY.
You’re just jealous because the doctor says I’m special.
Mind your own business unless provoked.
Hey baby I have bad vision can you come closer.
Don’t tell me I have no life I’m not the one reading this shirt.
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
Just because you have no swag.. Doesn’t mean you can copy mine.
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