T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings
I wear the brains in the family.
In America Anyone Can Be President That’s One of the Risks You Take.
There is intelligent life on Earth, but I’m just visiting.
We should forgive our enemies, but only after they’ve been taken out and shot.
No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn’t work anyway.
Beer will save the world…I don’t know how..but it will.
Caution: I have multiple- personality disorder and I’m out of my minds.
I’m not the girl your mom warned you about, her imagination was never this good.
Life’s Too Short To Date Ugly Women.
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
– Evelyn Waugh
The trouble with life is there’s no background music.
I am pretty except for those who are insecure.
Smile, you’re looking at me.
All men are idiots And I married their king.
Why get married? I already get it all with no strings attached.