T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 11

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If you are happy and you know it
keep it to yourself!!

Submitted by: me again
34

Available tonight… Limited time offer

Submitted by: me
19

Congratz, by reading this shirt you wasted 6 seconds of your life. I hope you’re happy.

Submitted by: Tessur
24

Explain before you complain

Submitted by: natnat
19

Take my advice.. I don’t use it anyway

Submitted by: parvesh nehra
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I Don’T DrIvE fasT… I Juss flY lOw !
I dOnnO karatE, BuT I knOw kara- ZY !!

Submitted by: DevIl >:) --- Vipin Bhardwaj
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I may be fat but your ugly I can get rid of mine an you can’t ha ha ha o_o

Submitted by: 2008biotch
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Don’t play a girl who plays better
Sometimes I like to pretend I am British
I don’t get into fights
I was raised right
I talk about people behind their backs…its called manners
The best kind of friend is the one who lets you touch them inappropriately any time they want.
Ever wonder how people who tell you to calm down are the ones who got you mad in the first place.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
I’m having a really stupid idea that might just get us killed.
If it weren’t for physics and the law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.
I laugh at completely inappropriate times.

Submitted by: Nikki
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I *heart* your boyfriend.
When I’m bored, I Google myself.
Boyfriend is a form of ugliness so intolerable that it needs to be changed every 6 months.

Submitted by: Nikki
27

Think, its not illegal YET

Submitted by: Paul
38

Liquor!!! What? I don’t even know who she is…

Submitted by: SANDY
21

Its not like m lazy…
m just happy doing NOTHING.

Submitted by: Smiling
26

This T- Shirt turns green in front of Morons

Submitted by: devanshi
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You never truly know some one untill you fight them.

Submitted by: Sridhar
163

I am the future of America.
Be afraid.
Be VERY afraid.

Submitted by: I
60

You cannot overtake everything on the road!
Love me…else die!
Conserve water..drink beer!!!

Submitted by: Shobhit
49

Lets flip a coin…
heads I get tail…
Tails I get head…

Submitted by: *Stephanie*Jayde*Barela*
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I come with my own background music!!

Submitted by: Ellen
82

No money
no car
no chance

Submitted by: SMILE PPLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
27

SORRY OFFICER I THOUGHT YOU WANTED A RACE

Submitted by: Jimbo
38

QUICK!!! What color are my eyes?!?!

Submitted by: kimberly
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T shirt Quote: I saw this shirt in the store and I though it was cool it was only 10 dollars and when I got down to the middle of reading it I realized it had nothing to say but if it got people to look at my shirt I would buy it anyways, so now I got you reading my long shirt while i’m standing still but you’ve taken up to much of my time so bye.

Submitted by: missymae94
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Why are you reading my shirt?
They feel great.
He/She made me wear it.

Submitted by: Shemerald
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I’m a Virgin…but this is an old T- shirt

Submitted by: andrew
27

Im not with stupid…We broke up

Submitted by: codi

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