T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings
People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
There is intelligent life on Earth, but I’m just visiting.
We should forgive our enemies, but only after they’ve been taken out and shot.
No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn’t work anyway.
Available tonight… Limited time offer
Beer will save the world…I don’t know how..but it will.
Caution: I have multiple- personality disorder and I’m out of my minds.
I’m not the girl your mom warned you about, her imagination was never this good.
Life’s Too Short To Date Ugly Women.
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
– Evelyn Waugh
The trouble with life is there’s no background music.
Smile, you’re looking at me.
All men are idiots And I married their king.
Why get married? I already get it all with no strings attached.
I am pretty except for those who are insecure.