T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 11
You look like my Next Girlfriend..
And you wonder why I don’t listen to you!
Sometimes I wonder why I even talk to you!
Don’t worry, I’ll pretend I care!
I’m not listening!
Don’t tell me I have no life I’m not the one reading this shirt.
If attitude could kill…i could be a weapon of mass destruction..!!
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Don’t ask Questions……use your Commonsense
It’s better to be hated for you are, then to be loved for someone that you arent.
Also available in sober.
I made a mistake once…
I thought I was wrong.
Warning: I sometimes spontaneously combust.
If being good looking is a sin, then I apologize.
Does this shirt make me look fat?
Keep looking at me and you will be my next victim.
Haters hate you and rate you simply because they ain’t you.
Don’t keep looking at me unless you want to compliment me about my looks.
Don’t keep looking at me or you will trip up ahead.
Don’t keep looking at me cause I’m not interested in you, it’s just that I’m smiling thinking about myself.
Borrow money from pessimists, they don’t expect it back.
Intel inside Mental outside.
who are these kids calling me dad???
I was born intellegent but education ruined me!!!
It wasn’t me……
Nobody is perfect and I am nobody.
WHY RUN UR MOUTH WHEN U CAN RUN THE WORLD
I bought this shirt just to make you look and wast your time, I am gonna return it.