T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings

Where there is a will… There are 500 relatives.

Submitted by: Kailey

Those who read this are ugly.

Submitted by: Rodney Pascual

Sorry girls, I only date models!

Submitted by: Rajbeer

I’m not spoilt. I deserve all my stuff.

Submitted by: fishstick

I’m married..But it’s nothing serious.

Submitted by: simita

Approach me and say hello! If not you gonna have bad luck for the rest of your life.
Wonder what it likes looking from the front? (Back of t- shirt).

Submitted by: Ezan

A penny for a thought + a dinner date on you tonight.
Just catch a glimpse not more. Cause there is a manhole ahead of you.
Take serious precaution! I’m attractively n irresistibly hug- able.

Submitted by: Ezan

Read books,
not t- shirts.

Submitted by: me

Confidence: I wear it like make up!

Submitted by: Miley

Woke up this morning and decided to be awesome.

Submitted by: hifba

You wasted the many seconds of your life it took to read this : )
People say im self- centered but why should I care about other peoples lives when I have my OWN to worry about!

Submitted by: Char char

Does this shirt make me look fat?

Submitted by: loli

They say I should be more spontaneous…gonna plan it out first.

Submitted by: crissybabiee

Front: What do mechanics and marriages have in common
Back: A good screw fixes everything.

Submitted by: harvey

I Don’T DrIvE fasT… I Juss flY lOw !
I dOnnO karatE, BuT I knOw kara- ZY !!

Submitted by: DevIl >:) --- Vipin Bhardwaj

I’m with Stupid – – >

Submitted by: Dana

Follow me if you don’t like me :)

Submitted by: man007

All roads lead to Roam

Submitted by: Chintzz

“B.M.W. :- Beer Motorcycle Women”

Submitted by: Ajay Ghai

I know what are you doing right now. You’re looking at me right?
I think you better watch your foot steps than looking at my back.
If you read this, you are stupid. HAHA. It’s to late now. You’ve read it already. ;)

Submitted by: jacklyn

Does this shirt makes me look fat?

Submitted by: shahzeb

“You’re not ugly, I’m just handsome”
“You don’t have long chin, your lips is just high”

Submitted by: billy

Why are you reading my shirt?
They feel great.
He/She made me wear it.

Submitted by: Shemerald

I study female anatomy.

Submitted by: jomar magallanes

I bought it for cheap.
Don’t read this.

Submitted by: eri orenge

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