T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 11
If you are happy and you know it
keep it to yourself!!
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Congratz, by reading this shirt you wasted 6 seconds of your life. I hope you’re happy.
Explain before you complain
Take my advice.. I don’t use it anyway
I Don’T DrIvE fasT… I Juss flY lOw !
I dOnnO karatE, BuT I knOw kara- ZY !!
I may be fat but your ugly I can get rid of mine an you can’t ha ha ha o_o
Don’t play a girl who plays better
Sometimes I like to pretend I am British
I don’t get into fights
I was raised right
I talk about people behind their backs…its called manners
The best kind of friend is the one who lets you touch them inappropriately any time they want.
Ever wonder how people who tell you to calm down are the ones who got you mad in the first place.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
I’m having a really stupid idea that might just get us killed.
If it weren’t for physics and the law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.
I laugh at completely inappropriate times.
I *heart* your boyfriend.
When I’m bored, I Google myself.
Boyfriend is a form of ugliness so intolerable that it needs to be changed every 6 months.
Think, its not illegal YET
Liquor!!! What? I don’t even know who she is…
Its not like m lazy…
m just happy doing NOTHING.
This T- Shirt turns green in front of Morons
You never truly know some one untill you fight them.
I am the future of America.
Be VERY afraid.
You cannot overtake everything on the road!
Love me…else die!
Conserve water..drink beer!!!
Lets flip a coin…
heads I get tail…
Tails I get head…
I come with my own background music!!
SORRY OFFICER I THOUGHT YOU WANTED A RACE
QUICK!!! What color are my eyes?!?!
T shirt Quote: I saw this shirt in the store and I though it was cool it was only 10 dollars and when I got down to the middle of reading it I realized it had nothing to say but if it got people to look at my shirt I would buy it anyways, so now I got you reading my long shirt while i’m standing still but you’ve taken up to much of my time so bye.
Why are you reading my shirt?
They feel great.
He/She made me wear it.
I’m a Virgin…but this is an old T- shirt
Im not with stupid…We broke up