T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings

Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.

I wear the brains in the family.

In America Anyone Can Be President That’s One of the Risks You Take.

There is intelligent life on Earth, but I’m just visiting.

We should forgive our enemies, but only after they’ve been taken out and shot.

No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn’t work anyway.

Beer will save the world…I don’t know how..but it will.

Submitted by: kunal
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Caution: I have multiple- personality disorder and I’m out of my minds.

Submitted by: The Self-Proclaimed Psychopath

I’m not the girl your mom warned you about, her imagination was never this good.

Submitted by: mc

Life’s Too Short To Date Ugly Women.

Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
– Evelyn Waugh

The trouble with life is there’s no background music.

I am pretty except for those who are insecure.

Submitted by: lona

Smile, you’re looking at me.

Submitted by: sunflower096

All men are idiots And I married their king.

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