T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings
Where there is a will… There are 500 relatives.
Those who read this are ugly.
Sorry girls, I only date models!
I’m not spoilt. I deserve all my stuff.
I’m married..But it’s nothing serious.
Approach me and say hello! If not you gonna have bad luck for the rest of your life.
Wonder what it likes looking from the front? (Back of t- shirt).
A penny for a thought + a dinner date on you tonight.
Just catch a glimpse not more. Cause there is a manhole ahead of you.
Take serious precaution! I’m attractively n irresistibly hug- able.
not t- shirts.
Confidence: I wear it like make up!
Woke up this morning and decided to be awesome.
You wasted the many seconds of your life it took to read this : )
People say im self- centered but why should I care about other peoples lives when I have my OWN to worry about!
Does this shirt make me look fat?
They say I should be more spontaneous…gonna plan it out first.
Front: What do mechanics and marriages have in common
Back: A good screw fixes everything.
I Don’T DrIvE fasT… I Juss flY lOw !
I dOnnO karatE, BuT I knOw kara- ZY !!
I’m with Stupid – – >
Follow me if you don’t like me :)
All roads lead to Roam
“B.M.W. :- Beer Motorcycle Women”
I know what are you doing right now. You’re looking at me right?
I think you better watch your foot steps than looking at my back.
If you read this, you are stupid. HAHA. It’s to late now. You’ve read it already. ;)
Does this shirt makes me look fat?
“You’re not ugly, I’m just handsome”
“You don’t have long chin, your lips is just high”
Why are you reading my shirt?
They feel great.
He/She made me wear it.
I study female anatomy.
I bought it for cheap.
Don’t read this.