“You’re not ugly, I’m just handsome” “You don’t have long chin, your lips is just high”
Come to the math side, we have pi.
If you find me asleep in the middle of the street, please return me to the pub.
99% of all women are beautiful the remaining 1 % are in my college……
Stressed. Depressed. But well dressed.
You’re just jealous because the doctor says I’m special.
I can’t help it that i’m awesome!
I’m very cool Ice cubes are so jealous!!!!
Keep looking at me and you will be my next victim.
The older I get the better I was.
Warning: I sometimes spontaneously combust.
Don’t feed the monkey!
Just because you have no swag.. Doesn’t mean you can copy mine.
Don’t blame me I was born this awesome! It may look like I’m listening, but really I’m destroying you in my mind. (On front)I bet you can’t read the back of my shirt… (Back of shirt) I bet you can’t read the front of my shirt… (You say) Why are you walking around me!!! (Really small print) If you are close enough to read this, I’m probably glaring at you!!
I know I’m awesome just… You’re not.
Mind your own business unless provoked.
Hey baby I have bad vision can you come closer.
I’m in no shape to exercise.
The Tallest Midget
Excuse me Sam what is your name? I feel good when I’m not with you Check this out ..buy one take one
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