Clever Quotes and Sayings

Notice: Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

Submitted by: DUANE. G. FINCH. SR. on September 29, 2013

You do not become smarter by blowing your own horn. You become smarter by being humble.
Dr T.P.Chia

Submitted by: Dr T.P.Chia on May 17, 2013

When someone ties to impress you … It means he/she is already impressed by you!

Submitted by: Usman saleem on December 27, 2009

If the grass is greener on the other side, turn on your sprinkler!

Submitted by: Jamie on May 4, 2008

Life may give you sh*t but that’s what toilet paper is for.

Submitted by: Rick on December 28, 2007

My parents told me “You watch too much TV and should try reading more!” So I turned on the subtitles.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Submitted by: romulous on January 27, 2010

Always say what you mean and mean what you say.

Submitted by: Neeko on April 8, 2008

Fear is temporary, regret is forever.
“i think, therefore I am”

Submitted by: Should be doin hw lol :P on August 6, 2008

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life… Provided I die in the next hour or so.

Submitted by: Frederick J Taylor on March 30, 2010

The search for love is like a blind man looking in a dark room for a black cat that was never there in the first place

Submitted by: kenneth barrow on August 23, 2008

Never point your finger at some one, you will always have three fingers pointing back at you.

Submitted by: shelia on May 2, 2009

Why the english language is difficult to learn:
The bandage was wound around the wound.
He could lead if he would get the led out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the dessert.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
They were to close to the door to close it.

Submitted by: missymae94 on April 18, 2008

Life is like a ten speed bike, most of us have gears we never use…

Submitted by: tammie on February 3, 2008

If you try to fail and succeed, then which have you done?

Submitted by: Kristen on November 15, 2007

Its better to have tried and failed, than not to have tried at all.

Submitted by: Spunky Tuna on November 30, 2007

Better to ask forgiveness than permission.

Submitted by: X on January 16, 2008

Love all, trust a few.

Submitted by: mona on July 4, 2008

Anger is one letter short of danger.

Submitted by: Veryfine on February 13, 2009

“A clever man is one who never shows his cleverness to others”

Submitted by: Tehreem on January 1, 2008

He who waits to take the first step, will spend his entire life on one foot.

Submitted by: Bugz on July 5, 2008

Its not the fall that kills you !!! Its the Pavement!!!
I’m not afraid of heights…I can look up at a mountain all day. Its depths that disturb me !!

Submitted by: the one on April 7, 2009

Always Remember …

Submitted by: KK on February 11, 2009

If you want breakfast in bed. Sleep in the kitchen.

Submitted by: lexy on July 19, 2013

Remember, wherever you are, that’s exactly the place to be.

Submitted by: nicole on May 8, 2009

If life is so hard how come so many idiots are doing it?

Submitted by: ben on December 23, 2008

If I look confused…i probably am

Submitted by: miss C on January 28, 2008

Pain only means you’re still alive

Submitted by: marvin on December 3, 2008

I asked my parents what’s it like to have such an awesome kid, they told me to ask my grandparents.

Submitted by: Jailyn on October 9, 2011

Cleverness is what a guy has, well at least he’s got something besides brains!!!

Submitted by: abbey on October 25, 2008

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