Clever Quotes and Sayings

Make love and not war
Or, find someone, marry them
And you can do both!

Submitted by: Paul Finkleman (the haikumedian) on January 11, 2013

My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.

Submitted by: Loshani Sigwadi on November 22, 2012

Sure hard work pay’s off in the future! But Laziness Pay’s off Right Now !

Submitted by: Dawg on February 19, 2009

Girl- If you really do get rich will you ever remember me?
Guy- If I don’t will you remember me?

Submitted by: Neil. G. on September 4, 2010

If your heart was really broken you would be dead so shut up.

Submitted by: kiara on September 8, 2013

Build a man a fire, he’s warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he’s warm for the rest of his life.

Submitted by: Evan on March 26, 2008

After one realises he’s been a fool,he’s not a fool annymore

Submitted by: Taulant From Kosovo on September 2, 2008
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If you want people to remember you. Borrow money from them.

Submitted by: Oly Pop on April 23, 2012

You do things based on what you think is righteous.
Solitude is worse then darkness.
To live is to fight.
Before I could decide what I wanted to do, I was already stuck.

Submitted by: Anon on December 13, 2007

Life isn’t like Burger King, you can’t have it your way.

Submitted by: AL-X on May 30, 2008

Do you have a hole in your sock?
If not, how do you get your foot inside it? :)

Submitted by: Bob on April 23, 2010

Life has its ups and downs, use the ups to overcome the downs!

Submitted by: Roy on March 5, 2008

To do is to be. – Socrates
To be is to do. – Sartre
Do be do be do. – Frank Sinatra
– Kurt Vonnegut

Submitted by: Ashley Rushbrook on February 15, 2011

Fly straight or get shot down

Submitted by: Kassi on February 15, 2008

If we do not ever take time how can we ever have time

Submitted by: Zorin on January 21, 2008
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If you’re going through hell, just keep going.

Submitted by: Kurisushyne on January 11, 2009

If you can’t impress anyone with your intelligence confuse them with your bulls***!!!

Submitted by: Buju Aka Israr on December 14, 2012

What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous…? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired.. I put the mirror down. ;)

Submitted by: liliaaa on May 8, 2010

When in doubt, Google it.

Submitted by: anitac on March 9, 2014

The glass is neither half full nor half empty. It’s simply twice as big as it needs to be.

Submitted by: cnychu on December 18, 2008

Advice…a clever man doesnt need it…a fool won’t take it…

Submitted by: roshaan on August 21, 2008

You don’t see it until its not there.

Submitted by: alim on March 5, 2009

A person who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes..but a person who don’t is a fool forever.

Submitted by: kath on June 14, 2009

The man is the head of the house !!!!
but the woman is the neck
and she can turn the head anyway she wants hehe

Submitted by: rosie d on October 22, 2008

They say it’s always in the last place that you look
OF COURSE!
Why the heck would I keep looking after I already found it!

Submitted by: bree berry on July 21, 2010
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I didn’t fail math. I just found a lot of ways not to do it

Submitted by: beka on March 7, 2008

Problem free life never makes a strong person

Submitted by: ilyas on October 5, 2008

You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Submitted by: Tom on July 21, 2011

All people have a photographic memory, some just don’t have the film. I do, but it never develops quite right…

Submitted by: Bridget on March 2, 2009

I changed the name on my iPod to “the titanic” so that when I plug it in to my computer, you’ll read “the titanic is syncing”.

Submitted by: Patricia on October 16, 2011

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