Make love and not war
Or, find someone, marry them
And you can do both!
A man marries a woman hoping she would never change, a woman marries a man thinking that she can change him.
Behind every successful wife, stands a surprised mother in law.
Marriage is a workshop…where husband works & wife shops.
Love is one long sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock!
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.
Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio.
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.
– Albert Einstein
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
– Clint Eastwood
Marriages are made in heaven. But, then again, so are thunder, lightening, tornadoes and hail.
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
– Rita Rudner
Always remember: she’s right, you’re wrong, and you’re sorry.
The only mistake for which people are congratulated is marriage.
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he’s not the man she married?
– Barbra Streisand
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
– Lana Turner
My husband wears the pants in my house… The ones I pick.
My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.
It seems like I was only married yesterday……..If it was tomorrow I would cancel it.
Son: Dad, is it true that marriage costs a lot?
Father: I don’t know son, still paying…
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
– François de La Rochefoucauld