A man marries a woman hoping she would never change, a woman marries a man thinking that she can change him.
Marriage is a workshop…where husband works & wife shops.
Make love and not war Or, find someone, marry them And you can do both!
Behind every successful wife, stands a surprised mother in law.
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.
Love is one long sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock!
The only mistake for which people are congratulated is marriage.
Marriages are made in heaven. But, then again, so are thunder, lightening, tornadoes and hail.
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning. – Clint Eastwood
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. – Albert Einstein
Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio.
Height of misunderstanding – A man marrying his own secretary thinking that she will still follow his orders as before.
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner
Always remember: she’s right, you’re wrong, and you’re sorry.
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he’s not the man she married? – Barbra Streisand
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. – Lana Turner
My husband wears the pants in my house… The ones I pick.
A husband’s last words should always be “OK, buy it”.
My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.
There are two sides in a marriage, one who is always right and the other is called…..the husband.
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