You are so ugly, when you look in the mirror your reflection throws up!
I’m sorry, you got a face that Photoshop can’t fix!
Person 1: Hey, I really liked the mask you wore at the Halloween party, really scary. Person 2: Wait, what mask? Person 1: Oh. Nothing.
Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
You’re the worst joke ever made.
I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with you, I’m just saying that I am more of a composed lady as compared to you.
You say you’re old-school, I say you’re just plain old.
If brains were gas, you wouldn’t have enough to go around the inside of a cheerio.
You’re so fat you fell into the grand canyon and got stuck.
You looked like something worth investing in, but so did Enron at the time.
You’re so ugly.. even listeners would get scared if you worked in a radio station.
If stupidity was an illness you’d be dead by now.
Boy: If there is a greater power, why is it he can’t get you a new sweater? Girl: Because, he’s too busy looking for your brain.
Some babies are dropped on their head but you were clearly thrown at the wall.
It’s normal for an abnormal person to do abnormalities… Why am I expecting perfect from you?
What’d you do to piss off the person with the ugly stick?
Like me or hate me, either way I still hate you.
You’re very pretty… Pretty ugly.
If he were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week.
When I want your opinion, I’ll beat it out of you.
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