Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.

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Submitted by: Lalee on July 10, 2012
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If it looks like I give a damn, please tell me. I don’t want to give off the wrong impression.

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Submitted by: Anei on November 20, 2009
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You sound better with your mouth closed.

Sarcastic Quote: You sound better with your mouth closed.

Submitted by: Crissy on March 25, 2009
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I’m smiling…that alone should scare you.

Sarcastic Quote: I’m smiling…that alone should scare you.

Submitted by: NESSA on May 27, 2009
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If you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever

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Submitted by: taylor on March 1, 2009
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Look at you your in perfect shape……………for a circle

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Submitted by: CF1 on February 18, 2009
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If I promise to miss you, will you go away?

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Submitted by: Idann on January 24, 2010
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Your just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Sarcastic Quote: Your just jealous because the voices only...

Submitted by: Christel on November 26, 2008
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Expect nothing and you’ll never be dissapointed!

Sarcastic Quote: Expect nothing and you’ll never be dissapointed!

Submitted by: Amanda on August 1, 2009
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You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes closed.

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Submitted by: qinyuan on October 2, 2009
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Thank you for leaving my side when I was alone… I realized I can do so much without you.

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Submitted by: kiran on August 18, 2009
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Well at least your mom thinks you’re pretty…

Sarcastic Quote: Well at least your mom thinks you’re...

Submitted by: Stefana on January 26, 2009
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You’re not that lucky and I’m not that desperate!

Sarcastic Quote: You’re not that lucky and I’m not...

Submitted by: nichole on October 1, 2009
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I’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure where the hell you got the idea I cared.

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Submitted by: tim on March 30, 2010
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Question: Do you know who I am????
Answer: No, Why? Have you forgotten?

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Submitted by: Lynette on October 20, 2010
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I thought I had seen the pinnacle of stupid… Then I met you.

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Submitted by: biteme on June 6, 2009
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On the other hand, you have different fingers.

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Submitted by: therandomone on November 28, 2008
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You: OMG did you just fall.?
Me: No the ground just came up and smacked me in my face.!

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Submitted by: FranklyiDontCare on May 19, 2010
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When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.

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Submitted by: Natimar Diaz on February 25, 2010
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You have no one to blame but yourself…Unless some other guy is standing next to you then you can blame him.
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Submitted by: prankcaller911 on May 16, 2009
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If had a dollar for evry smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.

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Submitted by: Ken on March 16, 2009
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Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.

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Submitted by: shutup on December 18, 2012
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I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it.

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Submitted by: Angel Geo on August 30, 2013
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That’s a pretty dress…too bad you couldn’t find it in your size.

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Submitted by: sslewis on March 10, 2009
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Here let me drop whats imprortant to me and pay attention to you and all of your needs.

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Submitted by: lisa on July 15, 2009
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A boy is hammering nails onto the table:
Mom: What are you doing?!
The boy: Is that a trick question?

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Submitted by: Darryl Parryl on January 28, 2009
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You’re unique just like everyone else!

Sarcastic Quote: You’re unique just like everyone else!

Submitted by: Raden on December 31, 2008
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Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?

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Submitted by: magda on August 31, 2009
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Find your patience before I lose mine.

Sarcastic Quote: Find your patience before I lose mine.

Submitted by: OOPSI on March 11, 2010
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Tell me how I have upset you, because I want to know how to do it again.

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Submitted by: John Edwards on July 29, 2010
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