Teacher: We are going to play the quiet game. Student: Are you playing too?
Think I am sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care!
If it looks like I give a damn, please tell me. I don’t want to give off the wrong impression.
You sound better with your mouth closed.
Well at least your mom thinks you’re pretty…
You: “Why are you here?” Me: “Well… Heaven didn’t want me, And hell is afraid I’ll take over.”
My friends are so much cooler than yours. They’re invisible.
I’m smiling…that alone should scare you.
You: I’m going to be a comedian one day! Me: *Bursts into fits of giggles* You: Whats so funny? Me: *gasps* oh! you were being serious, i’m sorry.
If I promise to miss you, will you go away?
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes are closed.
Thank you for leaving my side when I was alone… I realized I can do so much without you.
Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.
Person 1: ” You did not just do that!!” Person 2: “no? watch I’ll do it again!!”
>Attempting to give a damn… >Unable to give a damn… >Stopping… >Process failed! [Damn not given]
You’re not that lucky and I’m not that desperate!
Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
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