Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

Person 1: ” You did not just do that!!”
Person 2: “no? watch I’ll do it again!!”

Submitted by: cijan rike on December 14, 2008

>Attempting to give a damn…
>Unable to give a damn…
>Process failed!
[Damn not given]

Submitted by: jo-c on February 11, 2010

You’re not that lucky and I’m not that desperate!

Submitted by: nichole on October 1, 2009

Well at least your mom thinks you’re pretty…

Submitted by: Stefana on January 26, 2009

I’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure where the hell you got the idea I cared.

Submitted by: tim on March 30, 2010

Question: Do you know who I am????
Answer: No, Why? Have you forgotten?

Submitted by: Lynette on October 20, 2010

I thought I had seen the pinnacle of stupid… Then I met you.

Submitted by: biteme on June 6, 2009

You: Do you want a piece of my mind?!
Me: Oh no, I couldn’t take the last piece.

Submitted by: Sarah on April 21, 2010

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Submitted by: therandomone on November 28, 2008

You: OMG did you just fall.?
Me: No the ground just came up and smacked me in my face.!

Submitted by: FranklyiDontCare on May 19, 2010

When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.

Submitted by: Natimar Diaz on February 25, 2010

You have no one to blame but yourself…Unless some other guy is standing next to you then you can blame him.

Submitted by: prankcaller911 on May 16, 2009

If had a dollar for evry smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.

Submitted by: Ken on March 16, 2009

See this hand?
It’s going to descend in an arc that will, in the process, have contact with your face. Just warning you.

Submitted by: Phuong on September 27, 2010

Sitting in the cinema
Person1: Oh My God! Did you just see that?
Person2: Nahh, I paid $12 just to stare at the freakin roof. “?”

Submitted by: Kurisutii on February 23, 2010

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