Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

A boy is hammering nails onto the table:
Mom: What are you doing?!
The boy: Is that a trick question?

Submitted by: Darryl Parryl

Here let me drop whats imprortant to me and pay attention to you and all of your needs.

Submitted by: lisa

That’s a pretty dress…too bad you couldn’t find it in your size.

Submitted by: sslewis

I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it.

Submitted by: Angel Geo

oh no … Keep talking … I always YAWN when I’m interested…:)

Submitted by: Hrishi

You’re unique just like everyone else!

Submitted by: Raden

Person 1 : Watch my stuff.
Me : Why? Is it going to do a trick.

Submitted by: somma

Find your patience before I lose mine.

Submitted by: OOPSI

Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.

Submitted by: shutup

Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?

Submitted by: magda

Tell me how I have upset you, because I want to know how to do it again.

Submitted by: John Edwards

What did I do to give you the impression I actually care about what you think?

Submitted by: The Crackling appleorb

*Me washing my car*
Person: Hey what’s up? Washing your car?
Me: No, I’m watering it to see if it’ll grow into a bus.

Submitted by: FAX_and_MANG

Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode – really…

Submitted by: maianaize

You always do me a favor, when you shut up!

Submitted by: Nana

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