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Thank you for leaving my side when I was alone… I realized I can do so much without you.

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If stupidity was a profession then you’d be a billionaire.

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Person 1: ” You did not just do that!!”
Person 2: “no? watch I’ll do it again!!”

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>Attempting to give a damn…
>Unable to give a damn…
>Stopping…
>Process failed!
[Damn not given]

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I asked God to punish me, next day I met you.

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Oh, I’m sorry. Were you under the impression that I value your opinion?

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You’re not that lucky and I’m not that desperate!

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I’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure where the hell you got the idea I cared.

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You: Do you want a piece of my mind?!
Me: Oh no, I couldn’t take the last piece.

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Question: Do you know who I am????
Answer: No, Why? Have you forgotten?

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My neighbor’s diary says that I have boundary issues.

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Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.

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I thought I had seen the pinnacle of stupid… Then I met you.

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You: OMG did you just fall.?
Me: No the ground just came up and smacked me in my face.!

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I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.

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On the other hand, you have different fingers.

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When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.

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You have no one to blame but yourself…Unless some other guy is standing next to you then you can blame him.

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Oh look?? I found your nose all up in. My damn business again!!!!

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If had a dollar for evry smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.

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