You’re not that lucky and I’m not that desperate!
You: Do you want a piece of my mind?! Me: Oh no, I couldn’t take the last piece.
I’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure where the hell you got the idea I cared.
Question: Do you know who I am???? Answer: No, Why? Have you forgotten?
Please don’t interupt me when I’m ignoring you.
I thought I had seen the pinnacle of stupid… Then I met you.
You: OMG did you just fall.? Me: No the ground just came up and smacked me in my face.!
When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
You have no one to blame but yourself…Unless some other guy is standing next to you then you can blame him.
Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.
If had a dollar for evry smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.
Find your patience before I lose mine.
I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak. – Steven Wright
See this hand? It’s going to descend in an arc that will, in the process, have contact with your face. Just warning you.
Sitting in the cinema Person1: Oh My God! Did you just see that? Person2: Nahh, I paid $12 just to stare at the freakin roof. “?”
Yawn… oh no … Keep talking … I always YAWN when I’m interested…:)
I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.
A boy is hammering nails onto the table: Mom: What are you doing?! The boy: Is that a trick question? – Calvin and Hobbes
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