Stupid Quotes & Sayings

Failure is only a temporary change in direction to set you straight for your next failure.

Submitted by: arun on October 10, 2009

Stupidity is not solely confined to those who are stupid.

Submitted by: eajjw99 on November 6, 2009

Sometimes I sit and think. Sometimes I just sit.

Submitted by: grifjac on June 15, 2011

You can’t just let nature run wild.
– Wally Hickel

If a bird falls in love with a fish, where will they build their house?

Submitted by: Martin boakye on May 30, 2011
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I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to.
– Linda Evangelista

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
George W. Bush

I tried to became unsuccessful and became successful in that.
So what did I became, successful or unsuccessful ???

Submitted by: runu on June 8, 2013

Stupidity is a choice but some people abuse it.

Submitted by: logan donovan on June 16, 2011

The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

I have two sons. Both are boys.

Submitted by: Mark on August 1, 2012
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There are no stupid questions only stupid people asking questions.

Submitted by: cameron on May 9, 2010

Mom: Billy wash your hair with this shampoo.
Billy: Mom I can’t wash my hair with this shampoo.
Mom: Why?
Billy: Because this shampoo says for dry hair, and mine are going to be wet!

Submitted by: JustinBieber on September 7, 2011

If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator.
George W. Bush

I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them.
– George Bush

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