You can observe a lot just by watching. – Yogi Berra
If Lincoln was alive today, he’d roll over in his grave. – Gerald Ford
Why is it called lipstick – when you can still move your lips???
No matter where you go, there you are.
I’m not crazy just the voices are!
I thought a thought that I thought I had thought but the thought that I had thought wasn’t the thought that I had thought I had thought so maybe if I had thought the thought that I thought I thought I wouldn’t of thought so much.
The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others. – Gerry Brown
Sure, it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway. – Othal Brand
I owe my parents a lot, especially my mom and dad.
My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt. – Chuck Nevitt
If I pick you up. And you pick me up, will we be floating?
You are so stupid you carried a ruler to bed to see how long you sleep.
Once upon a time, every person on earth were extremely intelligent, then the TV was invented.
I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. – Gerald Ford
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls. – Dan Quayle
Wherever you go, there you are.
Being stupid is fun until somebody tells you how stupid you are.
I’m very cleaver, made a hole in my fridge door to ensure light goes off when I close it.
Stupid people won’t laugh reading all these stupid quotes. Too stupid to get it figured, I suppose.
People should have to take an IQ test before they’re allowed to breed.
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