Stupid Quotes & Sayings

When it comes to stupidity, he is a genius.

Submitted by: mahmoud on September 27, 2010

If people are what they eat, some people must eat a lot of stupid.

Submitted by: Dr Manney on September 16, 2011

I’m always right…except when I’m wrong.

Submitted by: redalert286 on February 16, 2011

Two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe.
Albert Einstein

The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein

Submitted by: Mediamonkey on May 25, 2011

Procrastinators unite!…Tomorrow

Submitted by: awesomesaurus on November 8, 2010

Stupid is putting your keys in your pocket…and forgetting that where they are as you look for them. Lol (;

Submitted by: SARAH(; on September 15, 2011

Are you aware that 96.25% of all statistics are made up!

Submitted by: shaun fatty devine on April 20, 2010

I’m so cool, even I want to be me.

Submitted by: Dion on June 25, 2010

I’m not stupid I just hang around with very smart guys.

Submitted by: nemo on July 8, 2010

Did you here the story about the pencil with a broken tip?
Well I’m not going to tell you cos it’s pointless.

Submitted by: Rottweiler on October 10, 2011

A wise man once told me to always listen carefully because…um…I forgot.

Submitted by: Tj on July 31, 2011

I’m giving you a definite maybe.
– Sam Goldwyn

I know only two tunes. One of them is “Yankee Doodle” and the other isn’t.
– Ulysses S. Grant

Yes, females do pursue me (if you count mosquitoes).

It’s bad luck to be superstitious.

Celibacy is not hereditary.

Excuse me, but do these stairs go up?

Traffic is moving at a standstill.
– Traffic Reporter

This project is so important that we can’t let things that are more important interfere with it.
Winter related injuries occur more often in winter.
– Newswoman

Submitted by: Bob on February 4, 2011

Beauty fades, stupidity is forever.

Submitted by: marino on November 9, 2009

My multiple personalities think you are crazy. They say you need help. But you didn’t hear it from me.

Submitted by: shani3 on February 14, 2010

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