EMERGENCY ALERT: If wearer of this shirt is found vacant, listless, or depressed, ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE IMMEDIATELY.
Don’t tell me I have no life I’m not the one reading this shirt.
I’m in no shape to exercise.
The Tallest Midget
GOD is busy….. Can I help you!!!
I am not anti social I am anti idiot.
Haters hate you and rate you simply because they ain’t you.
Sorry girls, I only date models!
Life is a soup and I’m a fork.
Front: What do mechanics and marriages have in common Back: A good screw fixes everything.
“Don’t get smart, stay stupid..”
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
Lawyers have feelings too. (Allegedly)
99% of the guys in this world have brains, the rest are at my college.
Hey, You look like my next boyfriend, I wanna try someone ugly this time!
Be your own kind of beautiful.
(on front)Hey girl what’s your name?…(on back)Too lazy and proud to talk.
Yeah, yeah, I know I’m awesome. Lets not make a big deal of it.
Better read your books rather than reading my t- shirt.
No money no car no chance
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