Clever Quotes and Sayings

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Push will get a person almost anywhere- except through a door marked “pull.”

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Submitted by: Rikku

Tough times never last, but tough people do.

Submitted by: argent

You’ll lose a lot of money, chasing women.
But you’ll never lose women, chasing money.

Submitted by: Mike

In our pursuit to find the enemy we come face to face with ourselves.
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Submitted by: James Stanmore

You gotta take the good with the bad, smile with the sad, love what you got, and remember what you had.
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Love is giving somebody the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to.
I looked at you a thousand times, but this time when I looked at you there was something new. How could I be so blind!?
Don’t ever be depending on the rabbit’s foot for good luck when it obviously didn’t work for the rabbit.

Submitted by: Jess

Never be afraid to try something new… An amateur built the ark that lasted forty days and forty nights; professionals built the titanic that sank.

Submitted by: Mikalah R.

If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

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Submitted by: Adrian

I haven’t failed at anything, I’ve just found all the wrong ways of doing it!!

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Submitted by: Kassi

An eye for an eye will ultimately, leave the whole world blind.

Submitted by: Maljoy

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye!!!!!

Submitted by: Pagan
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