Clever Quotes and Sayings


You have not actually lost what you have not gained in the first place!

Submitted by: Jacqueline nambiar

When in doubt, Google it.
Clever Quote: When in doubt, Google it.

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Submitted by: anitac

Once a king ordered in his audience to keep their hand on any thing it will be rewarded to him. All from audience kept their hands on gold and valuable costly items. One person came and kept hand on the king.

Submitted by: liaqath

Notice: Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

Submitted by: DUANE. G. FINCH. SR.

Good girls are found on every corner of the earth but unfortunately the earth is round.

Submitted by: kiara

If your heart was really broken you would be dead so shut up.

Submitted by: kiara

If I’m driving you crazy just remember to put on your seat belt.

Submitted by: Thomas

The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.

Submitted by: Lexy

If you want breakfast in bed. Sleep in the kitchen.

Submitted by: lexy

Money does not buy happiness but, it sure pays off stress.

Submitted by: Jamie S Bryan

You do not become smarter by blowing your own horn. You become smarter by being humble.
Dr T.P.Chia

Submitted by: Dr T.P.Chia

I haven’t failed at anything, I’ve just found all the wrong ways of doing it!!

Clever Quote: I haven’t failed at anything, I’ve just...

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Submitted by: Kassi

Make love and not war
Or, find someone, marry them
And you can do both!

Submitted by: Paul Finkleman (the haikumedian)

If you can’t impress anyone with your intelligence confuse them with your bulls***!!!

Submitted by: Buju Aka Israr

My parents told me “You watch too much TV and should try reading more!” So I turned on the subtitles.


All things being equal, if you give too little you receive too little and if you give too much you receive too much. You could say giving nothing is as selfish as giving everything.

Submitted by: Dan

You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question.
Albert Camus


Did you sleep well?
No, I made a couple of mistakes.
Steven Wright


My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.

Submitted by: Loshani Sigwadi

Push will get a person almost anywhere- except through a door marked “pull.”

Clever Quote: Push will get a person almost anywhere-...

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Submitted by: Rikku

When push comes to shove, I hope you’re standing next to a cliff.

Submitted by: stubsandstubby

If life gives you lemons. Eat carrots.

Submitted by: Naila Boo

The grass is always greener on the other side when you’re not the one mowing it.

Submitted by: some guy

How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?

Submitted by: Lovers

The grass is greener on the other side, because that’s where the dogs have been pooping.

Submitted by: cattDaDDy

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