Clever Quotes and Sayings
You do not become smarter by blowing your own horn. You become smarter by being humble.
- Dr T.P.Chia
Make love and not war
Or, find someone, marry them
And you can do both!
If you can’t impress anyone with your intelligence confuse them with your bulls***!!!
My parents told me “You watch too much TV and should try reading more!” So I turned on the subtitles.
All things being equal, if you give too little you receive too little and if you give too much you receive too much. You could say giving nothing is as selfish as giving everything.
You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question.
- Albert Camus
When push comes to shove, I hope you’re standing next to a cliff.
The grass is always greener on the other side when you’re not the one mowing it.
How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?
The grass is greener on the other side, because that’s where the dogs have been pooping.
It’s not necessary to be educated, to be intelligent.
I have 6 locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking locks, they are always locking 3.
- Elayne Boosler.
If you want people to remember you. Borrow money from them.
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
I am not always right but I am never wrong.
Never value first impressions cos along with it comes deception.