Clever Quotes for the Inquisitive Mind

Push will get a person almost anywhere- except through a door marked “pull.”

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If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

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You’ll lose a lot of money, chasing women. But you’ll never lose women, chasing money.

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If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

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I haven’t failed at anything, I’ve just found all the wrong ways of doing it!!

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The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye!!!!!

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If I’m driving you crazy just remember to put on your seat belt.

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An eye for an eye will ultimately, leave the whole world blind.

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The message below is a lie,
The message above is the truth..
xD

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Love is like a rose in the winter, only the strong survive.

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You’ll never be old and wise if you weren’t young and crazy. :]] The day you realize you’re not as young as you used to be is the day you start dying.

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When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and have the world wondering how the hell you did it. :)

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Sometimes the most clever thing to say is nothing at all.

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Good girls are found on every corner of the earth but unfortunately the earth is round.

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The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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What would you attempt to do
If you knew you could not fail??

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Sell a man a fish, he will eat for a day, teach a man to fish, you’ll be out of a job…

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There is no chance unless you take one

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They say never judge a book by its cover but they also said a picture is worth a thousand words.

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