Clever Quotes and Sayings
A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
A clever man commits no minor blunders.
How clever you are, my dear! You never mean a single word you say.
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.
God is clever, but not dishonest.
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
Clever people master life; the wise illuminate it and create fresh difficulties.
They have to be clever, cunning, imaginative, dogged and wily, whereas society merely has to lean its weight a little.
To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.
Clever men are good, but they are not the best.
Clever people will recognize and tolerate nothing but cleverness.
Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.
Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
If you’re not very clever you should be conciliatory.
Two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe.
Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.
A lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a thousand men with guns.
Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at.
Pressure makes diamonds.
Between thought and expression lies a lifetime.
You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye!!!!!
When the going gets rough, you are obviousley in the wrong place
What would you attempt to do
If you knew you could not fail??
Push will get a person almost anywhere-except through a door marked “pull.”
You’ll lose a lot of money, chasing women.
But you’ll never lose women, chasing money.
Wise man speaks and the fools follows them
If you try to fail and succeed, then which have you done?
Its better to have tried and failed, than not to have tried at all.
How can people say i love you so easly?
Dont they know that every time they do they give a piece of your heart to someone……when you finally do REALLY LOVE someone will there be enough of your heart to give???
If at first you dont succeed, try again until you bleed
love is like a rose in the winter, only the strong survive.
In our pursuit to find the enemy we come face to face with ourselves.
Climbing the stairs step by step because you were to afraid to take the elavator.
You do things based on what you think is righteous.
Solitude is worse then darkness.
To live is to fight.
Before I could decide what I wanted to do, I was already stuck.
If there is evil in this world it lurks in the hearts of man.
Life may give you sh*t but that’s what toilet paper is for.
“A clever man is one who never shows his cleverness to others”
You gotta take the good with the bad, smile with the sad, love what you got, and remember what you had.
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Love is giving somebody the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to.
I looked at you a thousand times, but this time when I looked at you there was something new. How could I be so blind!?
Don’t ever be depending on the rabbit’s foot for good luck when it obviously didn’t work for the rabbit.
Give a man fish, he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he’ll sit all day in a boat drinking beer.
give a man a fish and he will eat for a day
teach a man to fish and he will stand on the river bank drinking for hours