Clever Quotes and Sayings
Money does not buy happiness but, it sure pays off stress.
You do not become smarter by blowing your own horn. You become smarter by being humble.
- Dr T.P.Chia
Make love and not war
Or, find someone, marry them
And you can do both!
If you can’t impress anyone with your intelligence confuse them with your bulls***!!!
My parents told me “You watch too much TV and should try reading more!” So I turned on the subtitles.
All things being equal, if you give too little you receive too little and if you give too much you receive too much. You could say giving nothing is as selfish as giving everything.
You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question.
- Albert Camus
My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.
The grass is always greener on the other side when you’re not the one mowing it.
The grass is greener on the other side, because that’s where the dogs have been pooping.
I have 6 locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking locks, they are always locking 3.
- Elayne Boosler.
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.