Clever Quotes and Sayings

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Push will get a person almost anywhere- except through a door marked “pull.”

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Submitted by: Rikku

Tough times never last, but tough people do.

Submitted by: argent

You’ll lose a lot of money, chasing women.
But you’ll never lose women, chasing money.

Submitted by: Mike

In our pursuit to find the enemy we come face to face with ourselves.
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Submitted by: James Stanmore

You gotta take the good with the bad, smile with the sad, love what you got, and remember what you had.
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Love is giving somebody the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to.
I looked at you a thousand times, but this time when I looked at you there was something new. How could I be so blind!?
Don’t ever be depending on the rabbit’s foot for good luck when it obviously didn’t work for the rabbit.

Submitted by: Jess

Never be afraid to try something new… An amateur built the ark that lasted forty days and forty nights; professionals built the titanic that sank.

Submitted by: Mikalah R.

If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

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Submitted by: Adrian

I haven’t failed at anything, I’ve just found all the wrong ways of doing it!!

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Submitted by: Kassi

An eye for an eye will ultimately, leave the whole world blind.

Submitted by: Maljoy

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye!!!!!

Submitted by: Pagan

Real Eyes. Realize. Real Lies.
Clever Quote: Real Eyes. Realize. Real Lies.

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Submitted by: MollyFranciss

You’ll never be old and wise if you weren’t young and crazy. :]]
The day you realize you’re not as young as you used to be is the day you start dying.

Submitted by: Patty

The message below is a lie,
The message above is the truth..

Submitted by: Jebus

Love is like a rose in the winter, only the strong survive.

Submitted by: jamie

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and have the world wondering how the hell you did it. :)

Submitted by: happyness xx

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

Submitted by: Doreen Deramo

How can people say I love you so easly?
Dont they know that every time they do they give a piece of your heart to someone…when you finally do REALLY LOVE someone will there be enough of your heart to give???

Submitted by: PARIS

Sometimes the most clever thing to say is nothing at all.

Submitted by: Teah monique

The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.

Submitted by: Lexy

What would you attempt to do
If you knew you could not fail??

Submitted by: Peta

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