Clever Quotes and Sayings
Once a king ordered in his audience to keep their hand on any thing it will be rewarded to him. All from audience kept their hands on gold and valuable costly items. One person came and kept hand on the king.
Notice: Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
Good girls are found on every corner of the earth but unfortunately the earth is round.
If your heart was really broken you would be dead so shut up.
If I’m driving you crazy just remember to put on your seat belt.
The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.
If you want breakfast in bed. Sleep in the kitchen.
Money does not buy happiness but, it sure pays off stress.
You do not become smarter by blowing your own horn. You become smarter by being humble.
– Dr T.P.Chia
I haven’t failed at anything, I’ve just found all the wrong ways of doing it!!
Make love and not war
Or, find someone, marry them
And you can do both!
If you can’t impress anyone with your intelligence confuse them with your bulls***!!!
My parents told me “You watch too much TV and should try reading more!” So I turned on the subtitles.
All things being equal, if you give too little you receive too little and if you give too much you receive too much. You could say giving nothing is as selfish as giving everything.
You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question.
– Albert Camus
Did you sleep well?
No, I made a couple of mistakes.
– Steven Wright
My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.
Push will get a person almost anywhere- except through a door marked “pull.”
When push comes to shove, I hope you’re standing next to a cliff.
If life gives you lemons. Eat carrots.
The grass is always greener on the other side when you’re not the one mowing it.
How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?
The grass is greener on the other side, because that’s where the dogs have been pooping.
It’s not necessary to be educated, to be intelligent.
I have 6 locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking locks, they are always locking 3.
– Elayne Boosler.