Clever Quotes and Sayings

Good girls are found on every corner of the earth but unfortunately the earth is round.

Submitted by: kiara

If your heart was really broken you would be dead so shut up.

Submitted by: kiara

If I’m driving you crazy just remember to put on your seat belt.

Submitted by: Thomas

The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.

Submitted by: Lexy

If you want breakfast in bed. Sleep in the kitchen.

Submitted by: lexy

Money does not buy happiness but, it sure pays off stress.

Submitted by: Jamie S Bryan

You do not become smarter by blowing your own horn. You become smarter by being humble.
Dr T.P.Chia

Submitted by: Dr T.P.Chia

I haven’t failed at anything, I’ve just found all the wrong ways of doing it!!

Submitted by: Kassi

Make love and not war
Or, find someone, marry them
And you can do both!

Submitted by: Paul Finkleman (the haikumedian)

If you can’t impress anyone with your intelligence confuse them with your bulls***!!!

Submitted by: Buju Aka Israr

My parents told me “You watch too much TV and should try reading more!” So I turned on the subtitles.

All things being equal, if you give too little you receive too little and if you give too much you receive too much. You could say giving nothing is as selfish as giving everything.

Submitted by: Dan

You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question.
Albert Camus

Did you sleep well?
No, I made a couple of mistakes.
Steven Wright

My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.

Submitted by: Loshani Sigwadi

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