Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
Good girls are found on every corner of the earth but unfortunately the earth is round.
If your heart was really broken you would be dead so shut up.
If I’m driving you crazy just remember to put on your seat belt.
The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.
If you want breakfast in bed. Sleep in the kitchen.
Money does not buy happiness but, it sure pays off stress.
You do not become smarter by blowing your own horn. You become smarter by being humble.
– Dr T.P.Chia
I haven’t failed at anything, I’ve just found all the wrong ways of doing it!!
Make love and not war
Or, find someone, marry them
And you can do both!
If you can’t impress anyone with your intelligence confuse them with your bulls***!!!