Clever Quotes and Sayings
My parents told me “You watch too much TV and should try reading more!” So I turned on the subtitles.
All things being equal, if you give too little you receive too little and if you give too much you receive too much. You could say giving nothing is as selfish as giving everything.
You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question.
– Albert Camus
Did you sleep well?
No, I made a couple of mistakes.
– Steven Wright
My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.
Push will get a person almost anywhere- except through a door marked “pull.”
When push comes to shove, I hope you’re standing next to a cliff.
If life gives you lemons. Eat carrots.
The grass is always greener on the other side when you’re not the one mowing it.
How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?
The grass is greener on the other side, because that’s where the dogs have been pooping.
It’s not necessary to be educated, to be intelligent.
I have 6 locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking locks, they are always locking 3.
– Elayne Boosler.
Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence.
– Max Amsterdam
If you want people to remember you. Borrow money from them.
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
I am not always right but I am never wrong.
Never value first impressions cos along with it comes deception.
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.
You know that you’ve become wise when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you’re stupid.
I could act normal, but it would be acting and it wouldn’t be normal.
Grass maybe greener on the other side , but it might not have as many flowers.
Technology is not complete if I can’t download money.
The grass is always greener on the other side, but what if I’m already on the other side.
Early bird gets the worm, but the early hunter gets the bird.