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When in doubt, Google it.

Clever Quote: When in doubt, Google it.

Submitted by: anitac
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Once a king ordered in his audience to keep their hand on any thing it will be rewarded to him. All from audience kept their hands on gold and valuable costly items. One person came and kept hand on the king.

Submitted by: liaqath

Notice: Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

Submitted by: DUANE. G. FINCH. SR.

Good girls are found on every corner of the earth but unfortunately the earth is round.

Submitted by: kiara

If your heart was really broken you would be dead so shut up.

Submitted by: kiara

If I’m driving you crazy just remember to put on your seat belt.

Submitted by: Thomas

The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.

Clever Quote: The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and...

Submitted by: Lexy
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If you want breakfast in bed. Sleep in the kitchen.

Submitted by: lexy

Money does not buy happiness but, it sure pays off stress.

Clever Quote: Money does not buy happiness but, it...

Submitted by: Jamie S Bryan
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You do not become smarter by blowing your own horn. You become smarter by being humble.
Dr T.P.Chia

Clever Quote: You do not become smarter by blowing...

Submitted by: Dr T.P.Chia
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