Clever Quotes and Sayings

Money does not buy happiness but, it sure pays off stress.

Submitted by: Jamie S Bryan

You do not become smarter by blowing your own horn. You become smarter by being humble.
Dr T.P.Chia

Submitted by: Dr T.P.Chia

I haven’t failed at anything, I’ve just found all the wrong ways of doing it!!

Submitted by: Kassi

Make love and not war
Or, find someone, marry them
And you can do both!

Submitted by: Paul Finkleman (the haikumedian)

If you can’t impress anyone with your intelligence confuse them with your bulls***!!!

Submitted by: Buju Aka Israr

My parents told me “You watch too much TV and should try reading more!” So I turned on the subtitles.

All things being equal, if you give too little you receive too little and if you give too much you receive too much. You could say giving nothing is as selfish as giving everything.

Submitted by: Dan

You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question.
Albert Camus

Did you sleep well?
No, I made a couple of mistakes.
Steven Wright

My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.

Submitted by: Loshani Sigwadi
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Push will get a person almost anywhere- except through a door marked “pull.”

Submitted by: Rikku

When push comes to shove, I hope you’re standing next to a cliff.

Submitted by: stubsandstubby

If life gives you lemons. Eat carrots.

Submitted by: Naila Boo

The grass is always greener on the other side when you’re not the one mowing it.

Submitted by: some guy

How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?

Submitted by: Lovers

The grass is greener on the other side, because that’s where the dogs have been pooping.

Submitted by: cattDaDDy

It’s not necessary to be educated, to be intelligent.

Submitted by: saloni

I have 6 locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking locks, they are always locking 3.
– Elayne Boosler.

Submitted by: Athena

Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence.
– Max Amsterdam

If you want people to remember you. Borrow money from them.

Submitted by: Oly Pop

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