Clever Quotes and Sayings

My parents told me “You watch too much TV and should try reading more!” So I turned on the subtitles.

All things being equal, if you give too little you receive too little and if you give too much you receive too much. You could say giving nothing is as selfish as giving everything.

Submitted by: Dan

You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question.
Albert Camus

Did you sleep well?
No, I made a couple of mistakes.
Steven Wright

My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.

Submitted by: Loshani Sigwadi

Push will get a person almost anywhere- except through a door marked “pull.”

Submitted by: Rikku

When push comes to shove, I hope you’re standing next to a cliff.

Submitted by: stubsandstubby

If life gives you lemons. Eat carrots.

Submitted by: Naila Boo

The grass is always greener on the other side when you’re not the one mowing it.

Submitted by: some guy

How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?

Submitted by: Lovers
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The grass is greener on the other side, because that’s where the dogs have been pooping.

Submitted by: cattDaDDy

It’s not necessary to be educated, to be intelligent.

Submitted by: saloni

I have 6 locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking locks, they are always locking 3.
– Elayne Boosler.

Submitted by: Athena

Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence.
– Max Amsterdam

If you want people to remember you. Borrow money from them.

Submitted by: Oly Pop

I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

Submitted by: some1

I am not always right but I am never wrong.

Submitted by: Abolmore

Never value first impressions cos along with it comes deception.

Submitted by: nov-thirteen

If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

Submitted by: Adrian

You know that you’ve become wise when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you’re stupid.

Submitted by: Andy Harding
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I could act normal, but it would be acting and it wouldn’t be normal.

Submitted by: James

Grass maybe greener on the other side , but it might not have as many flowers.

Submitted by: Nicci

Technology is not complete if I can’t download money.

Submitted by: Olanrewaju john ayorinde

The grass is always greener on the other side, but what if I’m already on the other side.

Submitted by: morras

Early bird gets the worm, but the early hunter gets the bird.

Submitted by: J.S.

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