Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

Good girls are found on every corner of the earth but unfortunately the earth is round.

Submitted by: kiara

If your heart was really broken you would be dead so shut up.

Submitted by: kiara

If I’m driving you crazy just remember to put on your seat belt.

Submitted by: Thomas

The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.

Submitted by: Lexy

If you want breakfast in bed. Sleep in the kitchen.

Submitted by: lexy

Money does not buy happiness but, it sure pays off stress.

Submitted by: Jamie S Bryan

You do not become smarter by blowing your own horn. You become smarter by being humble.
Dr T.P.Chia

Submitted by: Dr T.P.Chia

I haven’t failed at anything, I’ve just found all the wrong ways of doing it!!

Submitted by: Kassi

Make love and not war
Or, find someone, marry them
And you can do both!

Submitted by: Paul Finkleman (the haikumedian)

If you can’t impress anyone with your intelligence confuse them with your bulls***!!!

Submitted by: Buju Aka Israr
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