Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

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Money does not buy happiness but, it sure pays off stress.

Submitted by: Jamie S Bryan

You do not become smarter by blowing your own horn. You become smarter by being humble.
Dr T.P.Chia

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Submitted by: Dr T.P.Chia

I haven’t failed at anything, I’ve just found all the wrong ways of doing it!!

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Submitted by: Kassi

Make love and not war
Or, find someone, marry them
And you can do both!

Submitted by: Paul Finkleman (the haikumedian)

If you can’t impress anyone with your intelligence confuse them with your bulls***!!!

Submitted by: Buju Aka Israr

My parents told me “You watch too much TV and should try reading more!” So I turned on the subtitles.

All things being equal, if you give too little you receive too little and if you give too much you receive too much. You could say giving nothing is as selfish as giving everything.

Submitted by: Dan

You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question.
Albert Camus

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Did you sleep well?
No, I made a couple of mistakes.
Steven Wright

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My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.

Submitted by: Loshani Sigwadi
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