Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
Money does not buy happiness but, it sure pays off stress.
You do not become smarter by blowing your own horn. You become smarter by being humble.
– Dr T.P.Chia
I haven’t failed at anything, I’ve just found all the wrong ways of doing it!!
Make love and not war
Or, find someone, marry them
And you can do both!
If you can’t impress anyone with your intelligence confuse them with your bulls***!!!
My parents told me “You watch too much TV and should try reading more!” So I turned on the subtitles.
All things being equal, if you give too little you receive too little and if you give too much you receive too much. You could say giving nothing is as selfish as giving everything.
You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question.
– Albert Camus
Did you sleep well?
No, I made a couple of mistakes.
– Steven Wright
My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.