Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Coffee, Chocolate, Men. The richer the better!
Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. – George Carlin
I never understood why we call men “pigs” and “dogs”…pigs are smart and dogs are loyal.
While creating men, God promised women that a good and ideal man would be found in all corners of the world, then He made the earth round.
Men are like chocolate bars…they’re sweet and smooth but head straight for your hips.
You know… There is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time… Husband!!! – Bill Maher
Men are like parking spaces; The good ones are taken and the only ones left are handicapped.
The ideal man goes home early, doesn’t flirt, doesn’t drink, doesn’t smoke, doesn’t gamble and doesn’t exist.
Menopause, menstrual cramps, mental illness, mental breakdowns…ever notice that all of your problems begin with men?
So many men so little asprin.
Men are like buses… If you miss one another one will be coming in 5 minutes.
Men are like trees, they take forever to grow up.
Men are the head of the family , Women are the neck ,they can turn the head wherever they please.
Men are like commercials, you can’t believe a word they say.
The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs…
Little girls grow up to be ladies…Little boys grow up to be big boys
The only difference between men and boys are the size of their shoes and the price of their toys.
Always remember: When SHE cancels a date, it is because.. “She has to.” But When HE cancels a date, it is because.. “He has two.”
When you see a homeless man, feel no pity. He should have listened to his wife.
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