Funny Men Quotes and Sayings
A women needs a man like fish need a bicycle.
A man is always ready to go, it’s a women that says whether yes or no!
Men…. I don’t get them, they spend 9 months of their life waiting to come out and the rest of their life trying to get in.
We can train a monkey to fly a jet but we can’t train a man to be humble.
He suffers from delusions of grandeur; nevertheless he is truly grand!
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it’s quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
- Rita Rudner
A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
- Rita Rudner
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
- Groucho Marx
Men are like toilets; deep, dark and full of sh**!
All men are dogs, the difference is the barking rate!
Men don’t take direction very well. But eventually when they realize the direction was correct they take all the credit.
Dogs should not be compared to men, they are much better.
If human beings originated from monkeys, why do men act like dogs???
Men are like purses. Cute, full of sh*t and replaceable.:)
Men are stupid, if you forget this just give it a min, they’ll remind you again.
Q: Why is it so hard to find a man that’s caring, considerate, and nice?
A: Because he already has a boyfriend.
All men are dogs. It’s just that some make better pets!
Behind every successful man there’s a woman, behind every unsuccessful man there are several women.