Funny Men Quotes and Sayings

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Men are like Bluetooth connection, when you are beside them, they stay connected but when you are away, they search for new devices.

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Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract!

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I like my men like I like my coffee. Tied up in a burlap bag and dragged through mountains.

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You know… There is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time… Husband!!!
- Bill Maher

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The man is not a dog – he will not run after bones.

Submitted by: mareniek
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Things you’ll never hear a man say…

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Husbands are like fine wine. They take time to mature.
- Letters to Juliet, the movie.

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A women needs a man like fish need a bicycle.

Submitted by: Sonia
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A man is always ready to go, it’s a women that says whether yes or no!

Submitted by: Peter
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While creating men, God promised women that a good and ideal man would be found in all corners of the world, then He made the earth round.

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Submitted by: Jessica!
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Men…. I don’t get them, they spend 9 months of their life waiting to come out and the rest of their life trying to get in.

Submitted by: Lynn
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Men are like trees, they take forever to grow up.

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We can train a monkey to fly a jet but we can’t train a man to be humble.

Submitted by: C Ray
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Men are like parking spaces; The good ones are taken and the only ones left are handicapped.

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Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
- Suze Orman

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Men are from Mars, women are from Venus; ex’s are from Uranus.

Submitted by: Doug Dunn
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He suffers from delusions of grandeur; nevertheless he is truly grand!

Submitted by: Boghos L. Artinian
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Men are like commercials, you can’t believe a word they say.

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Submitted by: Tandy
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Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it’s quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
- Rita Rudner

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A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
- Rita Rudner

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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
- Groucho Marx

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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
- Groucho Marx

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Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
- George Carlin

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Men are like toilets; deep, dark and full of sh**!

Submitted by: Amy
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All men are dogs, the difference is the barking rate!

Submitted by: vanne$$a

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