Funny Men Quotes and Sayings
A man is always ready to go, it’s a women that says whether yes or no!
Men…. I don’t get them, they spend 9 months of their life waiting to come out and the rest of their life trying to get in.
We can train a monkey to fly a jet but we can’t train a man to be humble.
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus; ex’s are from Uranus.
He suffers from delusions of grandeur; nevertheless he is truly grand!
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it’s quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
- Rita Rudner
A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
- Rita Rudner
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
- Groucho Marx
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
- Groucho Marx
Men don’t take direction very well. But eventually when they realize the direction was correct they take all the credit.
Men are like purses. Cute, full of sh*t and replaceable.:)
Men are stupid, if you forget this just give it a min, they’ll remind you again.
Q: Why is it so hard to find a man that’s caring, considerate, and nice?
A: Because he already has a boyfriend.
Behind every successful man there’s a woman, behind every unsuccessful man there are several women.