Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

Sarcastic Quote: Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they...

Submitted by: =)=)=)=)
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
Steven Wright

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Submitted by: Jinny
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I don’t believe in plastic surgery,
But in your case,
Go ahead.

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Submitted by: Bubbles
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Silence is golden.
duct tape is silver.

Sarcastic Quote: Silence is golden. duct tape is silver.

Submitted by: tiaa.
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I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don’t want to see your ugly mug every day.

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Submitted by: Maximum_Ride_Beth
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People say that laughter is the best medicine…
your face must be curing the world!

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Submitted by: sarcasticness
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Violence won’t solve anything…But it sure makes me feel good.

Sarcastic Quote: Violence won’t solve anything…But it sure makes...

Submitted by: Shawnelly
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You go girl! And don’t come back.

Sarcastic Quote: You go girl! And don’t come back.

Submitted by: Hanni
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Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity.

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Submitted by: katsumi
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Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?

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Submitted by: katx.
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I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?

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Submitted by: Franzeska
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That is the ugliest top Ive ever seen, yet it compliments your face perfectly.

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Submitted by: Robina
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

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Submitted by: jia-di
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Well my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems

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Submitted by: hachi"s girl
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If you’ve never met the devil in the road of life, its because you’re both heading in the same direction.

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Submitted by: Rhyza
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