Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.

Submitted by: derek dsemre

Man, I sure do hate a bag of air with chips in it.

Submitted by: Iamunknown

Person 1: What do you think we should make for dinner?
Person 2: Food.

Submitted by: Iamunknown

Person 1: Did you fall?
Person 2: No, a bunch a kids wanted to play ping pong with my a**.

Submitted by: IAmunknown

Sorry, my fist meant to caress your face.

Submitted by: Iamunknown

You: Go to hell.
Me: I go on vacations there.

Submitted by: Vuyie

I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.

Sarcastic Quote: I became so religious so that I...

Submitted by: Vuyie
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My neighbor’s diary says that I have boundary issues.

Submitted by: dave title

How very observant of you there captain obvious.

Submitted by: Lima Tiapula

I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

Sarcastic Quote: I went on a diet, stopped smoking...

Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant
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