Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 3
Person 1: Only few people can practice two arts simultaneously.
Person 2: That is why I practice three. :)
Person 1: Can you help me do my homework?
Person 2: Sure, I can, why not.
Person 1: Well?.
Person 2: Just because I can, doesn’t mean I will.
B*tch at least I still remember planetary motion. The world revolves around the sun.
Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.
Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.
I love to hear you talk- the white noise is very relaxing.
Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.
Oh… I didn’t tell you…. Then it must be none of your business.
I’m not sarcastic, I’m brutally honest =).
How much do you charge to haunt a house?
Oh yea you look so pretty I can’t take it.
Someone said that you didn’t have half a brain, but I defended you, I insisted that you did!
As a matter of fact, the whole world does revolve around me!
Abusive Mom: Do you hate me?
Girl: No, I just wish you would get your next period in a shark tank
Abusive Dad: Do you hate me?
Girl: No, it’s just that if you were on fire I’d roast marshmallows.
Mom: *knocks on my door*
Mom: Are you in there?
Me: No, I went to Narnia.