Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
Person 1: What do you think we should make for dinner?
Person 2: Food.
Person 1: Did you fall?
Person 2: No, a bunch a kids wanted to play ping pong with my a**.
Sorry, my fist meant to caress your face.
You: Go to hell.
Me: I go on vacations there.
I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.
My neighbor’s diary says that I have boundary issues.
How very observant of you there captain obvious.
I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
A guy asks “Do you think I’m straight?”
My response: You’re as straight as a circle.
3 A. M. Phone call
– Hey are you asleep?
– No, I was in coma thank you for rescuing me!
I love parents’ way of saying you have got a point “Don’t talk back at me!!”
Person 1: Only few people can practice two arts simultaneously.
Person 2: That is why I practice three. :)
Person 1: Can you help me do my homework?
Person 2: Sure, I can, why not.
Person 1: Well?.
Person 2: Just because I can, doesn’t mean I will.
B*tch at least I still remember planetary motion. The world revolves around the sun.
Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.