Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
I love parents’ way of saying you have got a point “Don’t talk back at me!!”
Person 1: Only few people can practice two arts simultaneously.
Person 2: That is why I practice three. :)
Person 1: Can you help me do my homework?
Person 2: Sure, I can, why not.
Person 1: Well?.
Person 2: Just because I can, doesn’t mean I will.
B*tch at least I still remember planetary motion. The world revolves around the sun.
Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.
Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.
I love to hear you talk- the white noise is very relaxing.
Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.
Oh… I didn’t tell you…. Then it must be none of your business.
I’m not sarcastic, I’m brutally honest =).
How much do you charge to haunt a house?
Oh yea you look so pretty I can’t take it.
Someone said that you didn’t have half a brain, but I defended you, I insisted that you did!
As a matter of fact, the whole world does revolve around me!
I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.
Abusive Mom: Do you hate me?
Girl: No, I just wish you would get your next period in a shark tank
Abusive Dad: Do you hate me?
Girl: No, it’s just that if you were on fire I’d roast marshmallows.
Mom: *knocks on my door*
Mom: Are you in there?
Me: No, I went to Narnia.
*Me washing my car*
Person: Hey what’s up? Washing your car?
Me: No, I’m watering it to see if it’ll grow into a bus.
Judge: How do you plead?
Me: Not guilty your honer!
Judge: What have you got to say for yourself?
Me: Isn’t being ugly against the law?
Some one comes to your house.
Them: Do you have a bathroom?
You: No, we just go in the back yard!
One thing I know is sarcasm is painful euphemism.
Try not to be sarcastic when you are not, it’s just as difficult as walking with your nose.
Sarcasm is a skill meant for a chosen few.
My dad: “Is the only thing you can do is be an a$$?”
My reply: “No, I come with sarcasm 3. 0.”
Person 1: Is that you?!
Person 2: Nah, I’m an alien from the planet obvious.
If you had to choose a name for my dog! It would for sure be yours! For loyalty purposes.:)
The only thing to fear is fear itself and what 9 out 10 doctors would prescribe.