Short Funny Quotes - Page 20
Unicorns are real. They’re just fat and gray and we call them rhinos.
Omg I’ve just been drinking wet cement
and now I’m completely stoned
I am in shape…Round is a shape.
Nine out of ten people like chocolate,
the tenth person always lies hehehe
People always tell you to never say never so just say I cant.
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
– Leo J. Burke
Don’t do drugs kids. There’s a time and place for everything. It’s called college.
I know the secret of life. But I can’t tell you. It’s a secret.
The first sign of madness is talking to yourself, the second sign is replying.
The voices in my head aren’t real…my dog told me so.