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Unicorns are real. They’re just fat and gray and we call them rhinos.

Submitted by: Kassie

Omg I’ve just been drinking wet cement
and now I’m completely stoned

Submitted by: iby b

I am in shape…Round is a shape.

Submitted by: Kezzer

Nine out of ten people like chocolate,
the tenth person always lies hehehe

Submitted by: awatea

People always tell you to never say never so just say I cant.

Submitted by: Ne-Ne

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
– Leo J. Burke

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Don’t do drugs kids. There’s a time and place for everything. It’s called college.

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I know the secret of life. But I can’t tell you. It’s a secret.

Submitted by: Andrew

The first sign of madness is talking to yourself, the second sign is replying.

Submitted by: Chocolate88

The voices in my head aren’t real…my dog told me so.

Submitted by: Blayze
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