Short Funny Quotes

Ocean, n. A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man – who has no gills.
Ambrose Bierce

What the heck does the “Z” in “LOLZ” mean…”Laugh Out Loud…Zebras?”

If a robot does the robot is it still the robot or is it just dancing?
The last thing I want to do is hurt you… But it is still on my list :)

Submitted by: princess 98 ?

For all people who make me laugh : Thank you.

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall.

The dumber you are, the smarter you think you are.

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
Rodney Dangerfield

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it.
Rodney Dangerfield

I’ve lost many things… Of all those, my mind is at the bottom of my ‘to find’ list…
You should never care what others think, they don’t do it very often.

Submitted by: koolio

Fact of life after Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF!!!

Submitted by: nida

Sometimes I pretend to be normal but it gets boring so I go back to being me.:p

Submitted by: heaven

Math problems: Jane bought 72 sofas…WHO THE HELL WOULD BUY 72 SOFAS?!

“Global Warning Or Not…I’m Increasingly Getting Hotter Day By Day”

Submitted by: Babyboy Official

It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.

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