Short Funny Quotes - Page 20
Everybody’s has a boyfriend or a girlfriend and I’m just like “I love food”.
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
– Leo J. Burke
Don’t do drugs kids. There’s a time and place for everything. It’s called college.
Unicorns are real. They’re just fat and gray and we call them rhinos.
Omg I’ve just been drinking wet cement
and now I’m completely stoned
I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
My neighbor’s diary says that I have boundary issues.
I am in shape…Round is a shape.
Nine out of ten people like chocolate,
the tenth person always lies hehehe
People always tell you to never say never so just say I cant.