Stupid Quotes & Sayings
I wouldn’t call you stupid or ugly…,.at least not to you’re face!
There are no stupid questions only stupid people asking questions.
Stupid can change, Ugly is forever
I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me. Wait.
I used to follow my dreams, but then the court sent me a restriction order!
I think war is a dangerous place.
– George W. Bush
My unicorn thinks you have some serious problems.
You know you are stupid when you’re riding a horse and it’s head is on the wrong end!!!
There’s no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people that don’t know the answer!
If aliens come down to earth looking for intelligent life. Wrong planet. Sorry.
I have two daughters…both are girls!
Showing you are stupid is one thing. Opening your mouth and proving it is another.
You would look clever if you just mute yourself.
I’ve learned that there is a difference between stupid people and uneducated people; you can be educated but still stupid. Racist people are stupid. Biased people are stupid. Sexist people are stupid. Homophobic people are stupid. Judgmental people are stupid. These can all be categorized into one word: ignorance. Usually, when an unintelligent person has no valid point to make, they find someone to insult or discriminate against because that is the only way they can converse.
If life gives you lemons, say, “Great! I love lemons! What else ya got?”