Stupid Quotes & Sayings

I don’t walk away from fights, I prefer running.

Submitted by: Rebecca!

When it comes to stupidity, he is a genius.

Submitted by: mahmoud

I always lie. Trust me.

Submitted by: AlexL

I’m always right…except when I’m wrong.

Submitted by: redalert286

Stupid is putting your keys in your pocket…and forgetting that where they are as you look for them. Lol (;

Submitted by: SARAH(;

Are you aware that 96.25% of all statistics are made up!

Submitted by: shaun fatty devine

I’m so cool, even I want to be me.

Submitted by: Dion

Did you here the story about the pencil with a broken tip?
Well I’m not going to tell you cos it’s pointless.

Submitted by: Rottweiler

I’m not stupid I just hang around with very smart guys.

Submitted by: nemo

Procrastinators unite!…Tomorrow

Submitted by: awesomesaurus

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