Stupid Quotes & Sayings

Jesus cured all diseases. Except stupidity.

Submitted by: oom blanco

I’ll think about considering it.
Me too, as well, also.
Only half the lies I tell are true.
I would explain myself, but for your level I would need some puppets and crayons.
Not even duct tape can fix stupid.

Submitted by: Jimmy It

Have you ever wondered why sheep don’t shrink when they get wet?

Submitted by: Kris

The more stupid one is, the closer one is to reality. The more stupid one is, the clearer one is. Stupidity is brief and artless, while intelligence squirms and hides itself. Intelligence is unprincipled, but stupidity is honest and straightforward.
Fyodor Dostoyevsky

I thought a thought that I thought I had thought but the thought that I had thought wasn’t the thought that I had thought I had thought so maybe if I had thought the thought that I thought I thought I wouldn’t of thought so much.

Submitted by: Eoghan

So we were given a 50 page assignment to write an essay on save trees. Photocopied in 10 places.

Submitted by: Jennifer

Never be a spectator of unfairness or stupidity. The grave will supply plenty of time for silence.
Christopher Hitchens

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Scott Adams

I am not insane… My mom got me tested.

Submitted by: Catarina

Video games – the virtual world which always offer you the second chance whenever you lose.

Submitted by: smelodon
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One man’s justice is another’s Injustice. One man’s beauty another’s ugliness. One man’s wisdom another’s folly.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

You are so stupid you carried a ruler to bed to see how long you sleep.

Submitted by: V. Zisengwe

Stupidity is no excuse of not thinking

When you select the “It’s just who I am” rationalization to excuse a stupid action, then who you are is an idiot.
Alan Robert Neal

You can be sincere and still be stupid.
Fyodor Dostoyevsky

What is the only flaw of being intelligent?… that you have to deal with stupid people.

Submitted by: Aleem Dk

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