Stupid Quotes & Sayings
Someone asked me where I was born, I said the local hospital!
Stupidity is not covered by warranty.
To kill a mocking bird. Now that’s one less bird that will wake you up, with it’s chirping!
Doing stupid things in the front of the mirror right before showering.
How do you get youtube to film you?
Oh no she didn’t
Sweetie I think she just did.
At your next right, turn left.
Hey, can we go down to the upper valley.
What do you call a person who gets his boots polished, get his trousers ironed and leaves his shirt unpressed to get a passport photograph snapped.
The day is brighter than the night.
A day without sunshine is, like night.
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Enough to break the ice.
Feelings are never stupid, they just make us feel stupid sometimes.
– Laurell K. Hamilton
Honestly, I lie way too much.
The is a thin line between a stupid and a fool. I’m on a quest to discover whether it was an idiot or a fool who erased it.
Stupidity is not my strong point.
– Paul Valéry
Only ignorance excuses stupidity.
– Nalini Singh
If aliens came down to Earth looking for inteligent life… As soon as they saw us they would turn straight back around again
Some people are just naive, while others are just stupid.
Hurry up slowly in a very quick tortoise pace…thank you very much please!
There’s only one thing worse than being stupid. Being very stupid.