Stupid Quotes & Sayings

Someone asked me where I was born, I said the local hospital!

Submitted by: Zach

Stupidity is not covered by warranty.

Submitted by: Jay Ralph ATadero

To kill a mocking bird. Now that’s one less bird that will wake you up, with it’s chirping!

Submitted by: Lex

Doing stupid things in the front of the mirror right before showering.

How do you get youtube to film you?

Submitted by: Osama bin Laden

Oh no she didn’t
Sweetie I think she just did.

Submitted by: isis smith

Recalculating…..
At your next right, turn left.
Hey, can we go down to the upper valley.

Submitted by: Eli :)

What do you call a person who gets his boots polished, get his trousers ironed and leaves his shirt unpressed to get a passport photograph snapped.

Submitted by: raymond adesokan

The day is brighter than the night.

Submitted by: dennis chrinskey

A day without sunshine is, like night.

Submitted by: mackenzzzzziiie !
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Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Enough to break the ice.

Submitted by: Sylvia

Feelings are never stupid, they just make us feel stupid sometimes.
Laurell K. Hamilton

Honestly, I lie way too much.

Submitted by: court

The is a thin line between a stupid and a fool. I’m on a quest to discover whether it was an idiot or a fool who erased it.

Submitted by: clive Ntuli

Stupidity is not my strong point.
– Paul Valéry

Only ignorance excuses stupidity.
– Nalini Singh

If aliens came down to Earth looking for inteligent life… As soon as they saw us they would turn straight back around again

Submitted by: Ellen rox with sox

Some people are just naive, while others are just stupid.

Submitted by: Roger E

Hurry up slowly in a very quick tortoise pace…thank you very much please!

Submitted by: Kelvin-d

There’s only one thing worse than being stupid. Being very stupid.

Submitted by: David Scholes

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