Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 13
I’m not crazy. My imaginary friends can prove it.
You know you’re stupid if your friends are smarter than you.
I owe my parents a lot, especially my mom and dad.
Someone asked me where I was born, I said the local hospital!
You can’t fix stupid, but you can punch it.
I can’t believe I read this thread.
I asked a Policeman one day what was the stupidest statements he had ever heard…
This was his answer..
1.”Do you know how fast you were going”
2.”How much time have you done?”
3. “why do you guys always pick on me”.. And my favorite
“I was going to bring the car back to them… Someday!!”
We cannot give you the weather today becuase we depend on weather reports from the airport which is shut due to weather conditions. We might be able to give you a weather report tomorrow depending on the weather.
Stupid is talking on your phone to someone, searching for your phone, asking the person who you’re on the phone with if they have know where it is and neither of you being able to find it.
A day without sunshine is, like night.
Have you ever wondered why sheep don’t shrink when they get wet?
It is a basic human right to be as safe in any building, during an earthquake, as when standing in the middle of an open football field.
I am not insane… My mom got me tested.
People always say you can be who you wanna be but I can never be a giraffe.
Cheryl is going to a funeral, I think someone died.
Bagels, bagels, I like bagels! Soft and round, round and soft with a spot.
Spot, I had a dog named spot once. He had a long life.
Life. Lemme tell you something about life. It cost 10 bucks. That’s crazy right?
One time I was so crazy they stuck me in a looney box and guess what the fed me there
Bagels, bagels I like bagels.
I’ll think about considering it.
Me too, as well, also.
Only half the lies I tell are true.
I would explain myself, but for your level I would need some puppets and crayons.
Not even duct tape can fix stupid.
62.3% of all statistics are made up.
I used to follow my dreams until the anti- stalking came into effect.
Video games – the virtual world which always offer you the second chance whenever you lose.