Stupid Quotes & Sayings

Stupid can change, Ugly is forever

Submitted by: BLRouse

I tried to became unsuccessful and became successful in that.
So what did I became, successful or unsuccessful ???

Submitted by: runu

Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.

Submitted by: sandra blackburn

You know you are stupid when you’re riding a horse and it’s head is on the wrong end!!!

Submitted by: Secret

I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me. Wait.

Submitted by: Tara

I used to follow my dreams, but then the court sent me a restriction order!

Submitted by: Lissy

I think war is a dangerous place.
George W. Bush

There’s no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people that don’t know the answer!

Submitted by: max

I have two daughters…both are girls!

Submitted by: babu

You would look clever if you just mute yourself.

Submitted by: diputs

My unicorn thinks you have some serious problems.

Submitted by: katelyn, of course

If aliens come down to earth looking for intelligent life. Wrong planet. Sorry.

Submitted by: DAVE

Showing you are stupid is one thing. Opening your mouth and proving it is another.

Submitted by: Sheila

I’ve learned that there is a difference between stupid people and uneducated people; you can be educated but still stupid. Racist people are stupid. Biased people are stupid. Sexist people are stupid. Homophobic people are stupid. Judgmental people are stupid. These can all be categorized into one word: ignorance. Usually, when an unintelligent person has no valid point to make, they find someone to insult or discriminate against because that is the only way they can converse.

Submitted by: Dillon Henwood

If life gives you lemons, say, “Great! I love lemons! What else ya got?”

Submitted by: beatles13

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