T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings
I dig cute zombies.
This shirt is not see-thru. The one underneath is.
Out of my mind… back in five.
Don’t feed the monkey!
I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
Approach me and say hello! If not you gonna have bad luck for the rest of your life.
Wonder what it likes looking from the front? (Back of t- shirt).
Keep on walking but look down, you will meet an ant asking for directions 10 steps ahead.
Careful while you walk on this street, I just murdered some ants and they’re looking out for revenge.
Surprise me (Back of t- shirt)
A penny for a thought + a dinner date on you tonight.
Just catch a glimpse not more. Cause there is a manhole ahead of you.
Take serious precaution! I’m attractively n irresistibly hug- able.
Don’t keep looking at me unless you want to compliment me about my looks.
Don’t keep looking at me or you will trip up ahead.
Don’t keep looking at me cause I’m not interested in you, it’s just that I’m smiling thinking about myself.
Front: What do mechanics and marriages have in common
Back: A good screw fixes everything.
Those who read this are ugly.
Don’t waste a perfectly good opportunity; do it, before you can’t.
Sorry girls, I only date models!
When God created me, he was showing off to zeus!
Wanna hear a secret? (on back) then go ask your little sister!
Ahem. My face is up there ^ some people are so stupid!.
Warning: You might fall in love with me.
Haters hate you and rate you simply because they ain’t you.
CSI: Can’t stand idiots.
Keep looking at me and you will be my next victim.
I know what you’re thinking…you’re right.
What are you looking for? All of the awesomeness you need is right here!
This is not a plain t- shirt.
I’m not spoilt. I deserve all my stuff.
I’m not bossy, I just know better.;)
I know I’m awesome just… You’re not.
Step away from the chocolate and no one gets hurt.