T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings

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There are two rules in life.
1. Never give out all of the information.

T-Shirt Quote: There are two rules in life. 1....

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I dig cute zombies.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
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This shirt is not see-thru. The one underneath is.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
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Out of my mind… back in five.

Submitted by: Tegan
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Don’t feed the monkey!

Submitted by: Tegan =)
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I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.

Submitted by: Marc Caprolione
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Approach me and say hello! If not you gonna have bad luck for the rest of your life.
Wonder what it likes looking from the front? (Back of t- shirt).

Submitted by: Ezan
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Keep on walking but look down, you will meet an ant asking for directions 10 steps ahead.
Careful while you walk on this street, I just murdered some ants and they’re looking out for revenge.
Surprise me (Back of t- shirt)

Submitted by: Ezan
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A penny for a thought + a dinner date on you tonight.
Just catch a glimpse not more. Cause there is a manhole ahead of you.
Take serious precaution! I’m attractively n irresistibly hug- able.

Submitted by: Ezan
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Don’t keep looking at me unless you want to compliment me about my looks.
Don’t keep looking at me or you will trip up ahead.
Don’t keep looking at me cause I’m not interested in you, it’s just that I’m smiling thinking about myself.

Submitted by: Ezan
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Front: What do mechanics and marriages have in common
Back: A good screw fixes everything.

Submitted by: harvey
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Those who read this are ugly.

Submitted by: Rodney Pascual
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Don’t waste a perfectly good opportunity; do it, before you can’t.

Submitted by: Jenna
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Sorry girls, I only date models!

Submitted by: Rajbeer
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When God created me, he was showing off to zeus!
Wanna hear a secret? (on back) then go ask your little sister!
Ahem. My face is up there ^ some people are so stupid!.

Submitted by: Lily Potter
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Warning: You might fall in love with me.

Submitted by: Yungluki
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Haters hate you and rate you simply because they ain’t you.

Submitted by: A Pretty Nobody
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CSI: Can’t stand idiots.

Submitted by: chloe pearson
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Keep looking at me and you will be my next victim.

Submitted by: heidi k
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I know what you’re thinking…you’re right.

Submitted by: Franck
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What are you looking for? All of the awesomeness you need is right here!

Submitted by: Rockstar Tia
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This is not a plain t- shirt.

Submitted by: jazonix
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I’m not spoilt. I deserve all my stuff.

Submitted by: fishstick
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I’m not bossy, I just know better.;)

Submitted by: Hulahop
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I know I’m awesome just… You’re not.

Submitted by: elster

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