T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 7

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Sarcasm is one of the service’s I offer.
My kids think I am a ATM Machine.
You think your gangster Well I think I’m pretty gangster my self
I’m mature and you’re not nah nah nah nah nah.
Skool makes you sooper smart.

Submitted by: Alicia
27

Think, its not illegal YET

Submitted by: Paul
31

My boyfriends wife hates me!!

Submitted by: cakes
16

If I rest, I Rust!
We always hold hands. If I leave them, she shops.

Submitted by: Thanu
10

Tell your girlfriend I said Thanks!

Submitted by: danielle
49

“Wanna know how to keep stupid people busy? (See back for answer)
Wanna know how to keep stupid people busy? (See front for answer)”
“Yah. I’m that hot.”
“Yes, I’m free Saturday. No, I will not go out with you.”
“Because I said so”
“You’re so cute it’s stupid.”

Submitted by: KousekiDokuro
1

I graduated from the school of money making.

Submitted by: glycoma
2

They say I should be more spontaneous…gonna plan it out first.

Submitted by: crissybabiee
20

Risk your life; life without risks is such a waste of oxygen!!

Submitted by: Kedar
79

If you wanna come second….
FOLLOW ME!!

Submitted by: sujay gawade
23

If you can read this:
MAKE ME A SANDWICH

Submitted by: VINAMRA KHANDELWAL
10

(On a bright yellow shirt)
When there are idiots around, this shirt turns yellow.

Submitted by: FuZyDUCK
79

“If you were a tear drop in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you”

Submitted by: Yan
14

Smile, you’re looking at me.

Submitted by: sunflower096
3

Does this shirt make me look fat?

Submitted by: loli
52

You cannot trust someone who thinks you are crazy
i hate being around interesting people because then I have to be interesting too
love isnt blind, it makes you blind
love only hurts when its over
the best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time
the best thing about tomorrow is the memory of today
never leave the one you love for the one you like because the one you like will leave you for the one they love

Submitted by: michelle
9

Also available in sober.

Submitted by: morph
64

I am not Best, I am just….Better than the Best

Submitted by: payas agne
6

Don’t feed the monkey!

Submitted by: Tegan =)
17

Beer will save the world…I don’t know how..but it will.

Submitted by: kunal
3

Mind your own business unless provoked.

Submitted by: lithungo
8

Don’t look at me, that’s not my child.

Submitted by: kelly
11

I made a mistake once…
I thought I was wrong.

Submitted by: allaboutright
11

Do unto others before others do unto you.

Submitted by: mong-mong
14

You look like my Next Girlfriend..

Submitted by: Rudra
6

Just because you have no swag.. Doesn’t mean you can copy mine.

Submitted by: Maraya robbins
48

I am usually very skinny and gorgeous but its my day off!!!!!

Submitted by: soumu
12

If being good looking is a sin, then I apologize.

Submitted by: JOE
30

Sweat is Weakness leaving the body
Respect; if you have to ask for it you haven’t earned it
Winners train, Losers complain
Sweat on the floor is gold in the trophy case

Submitted by: danielle
2

What are you looking for? All of the awesomeness you need is right here!

Submitted by: Rockstar Tia

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