T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 7
Single again but now with experience.
You never truly know some one untill you fight them.
I’m not deaf, I’m ignoring you!
Blink if you want me!
Slow and Steady….Never…wins the race…
Lets play carpenter first we’ll get hammered and then i’ll nail you…
Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver”
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three
We may be alone. We may not be alone. Either way, the thought is staggering
Whoever said nothing’s impossiable never tried slamming a revolving door
My shirt has words on it
I’m not a pyromainiac, I just like to set things on fire
When God created me, he was just showing off!!!
Oi! my face is up here!
(on front) Abracadabra!! (on back) oops.. You’re still ugly.
Fat people are harder to abduct.
Dont blame me, I was born Awesome!
So, you like reading t- shirts? I have more at my place…
I’m probably lying.
I hope you realize that by the time you’ve stopped talking I’ve been talking to someone else.
My shirt is blank, haha made you look!!
Even if I laugh that doesn’t mean it’s funny.
If you flash me, I’ll laugh.
Homework Is A Waste Of Trees.
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
QUICK!!! What color are my eyes?!?!
I dig cute zombies.
I’m Magically Delicious
“If I could be anything, I would be your tear drop…to be born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die on your lips”
Those who know me, love me.Those who don’t,hate my guts. Obviously,you don’t know me.
Tell your girlfriend I said Thanks!
Your boyfriend wants my boyfriend..beware
If I rest, I Rust!
We always hold hands. If I leave them, she shops.
Don’t tell me I have no life I’m not the one reading this shirt.
Watch your step while you are busy reading my t- shirt.