T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 7
Sarcasm is one of the service’s I offer.
My kids think I am a ATM Machine.
You think your gangster Well I think I’m pretty gangster my self
I’m mature and you’re not nah nah nah nah nah.
Skool makes you sooper smart.
Think, its not illegal YET
My boyfriends wife hates me!!
If I rest, I Rust!
We always hold hands. If I leave them, she shops.
Tell your girlfriend I said Thanks!
“Wanna know how to keep stupid people busy? (See back for answer)
Wanna know how to keep stupid people busy? (See front for answer)”
“Yah. I’m that hot.”
“Yes, I’m free Saturday. No, I will not go out with you.”
“Because I said so”
“You’re so cute it’s stupid.”
I graduated from the school of money making.
They say I should be more spontaneous…gonna plan it out first.
Risk your life; life without risks is such a waste of oxygen!!
If you wanna come second….
If you can read this:
MAKE ME A SANDWICH
(On a bright yellow shirt)
When there are idiots around, this shirt turns yellow.
“If you were a tear drop in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you”
Smile, you’re looking at me.
Does this shirt make me look fat?
You cannot trust someone who thinks you are crazy
i hate being around interesting people because then I have to be interesting too
love isnt blind, it makes you blind
love only hurts when its over
the best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time
the best thing about tomorrow is the memory of today
never leave the one you love for the one you like because the one you like will leave you for the one they love
Also available in sober.
I am not Best, I am just….Better than the Best
Don’t feed the monkey!
Beer will save the world…I don’t know how..but it will.
Mind your own business unless provoked.
Don’t look at me, that’s not my child.
I made a mistake once…
I thought I was wrong.
Do unto others before others do unto you.
You look like my Next Girlfriend..
Just because you have no swag.. Doesn’t mean you can copy mine.
I am usually very skinny and gorgeous but its my day off!!!!!
If being good looking is a sin, then I apologize.
Sweat is Weakness leaving the body
Respect; if you have to ask for it you haven’t earned it
Winners train, Losers complain
Sweat on the floor is gold in the trophy case
What are you looking for? All of the awesomeness you need is right here!