T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 7

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Keep watching me, I might do a trick!

Submitted by: CrankyGoldfish
28

You never truly know some one untill you fight them.

Submitted by: Sridhar
8

I’m not deaf, I’m ignoring you!

Submitted by: muchacho
3

Keep looking at me and you will be my next victim.

Submitted by: heidi k
5

Slow and Steady….Never…wins the race…

Submitted by: Nikhil
10

Blink if you want me!

Submitted by: MP
77

Lets play carpenter first we’ll get hammered and then i’ll nail you…

Submitted by: chantal
39

…and:
Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver”
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three
We may be alone. We may not be alone. Either way, the thought is staggering
Whoever said nothing’s impossiable never tried slamming a revolving door
My shirt has words on it
I’m not a pyromainiac, I just like to set things on fire

Submitted by: N E O
29

When God created me, he was just showing off!!!

Submitted by: Ram C
7

Homework Is A Waste Of Trees.

Submitted by: Kagura
10

So, you like reading t- shirts? I have more at my place…

Submitted by: benjamin
83

Dont blame me, I was born Awesome!

Submitted by: keelie
23

Oi! my face is up here!
(on front) Abracadabra!! (on back) oops.. You’re still ugly.
i’m stupid

Submitted by: shadow in the night
14

I’m probably lying.
I hope you realize that by the time you’ve stopped talking I’ve been talking to someone else.
My shirt is blank, haha made you look!!
Even if I laugh that doesn’t mean it’s funny.
If you flash me, I’ll laugh.

Submitted by: Lila
2

Don’t tell me I have no life I’m not the one reading this shirt.

Submitted by: marcus
37

Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?

Submitted by: best person ever
38

QUICK!!! What color are my eyes?!?!

Submitted by: kimberly
1

This is not a plain t- shirt.

Submitted by: jazonix
71

“If I could be anything, I would be your tear drop…to be born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die on your lips”

Submitted by: Yan
9

Fat people are harder to abduct.

Submitted by: johnny
14

Your boyfriend wants my boyfriend..beware

Submitted by: pau
43

Those who know me, love me.Those who don’t,hate my guts. Obviously,you don’t know me.

Submitted by: lilfatgirl
12

Was that an Earthquake of did I just rock your world?

Submitted by: unpridikted
5

Watch your step while you are busy reading my t- shirt.

Submitted by: hany
14

Step away from me before something happens.

Submitted by: rose

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