T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 7


Slow and Steady….Never…wins the race…

Submitted by: Nikhil

Blink if you want me!

Submitted by: MP

Lets play carpenter first we’ll get hammered and then i’ll nail you…

Submitted by: chantal

Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver”
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three
We may be alone. We may not be alone. Either way, the thought is staggering
Whoever said nothing’s impossiable never tried slamming a revolving door
My shirt has words on it
I’m not a pyromainiac, I just like to set things on fire

Submitted by: N E O

When God created me, he was just showing off!!!

Submitted by: Ram C

Homework Is A Waste Of Trees.

Submitted by: Kagura

So, you like reading t- shirts? I have more at my place…

Submitted by: benjamin

Dont blame me, I was born Awesome!

Submitted by: keelie

Oi! my face is up here!
(on front) Abracadabra!! (on back) oops.. You’re still ugly.
i’m stupid

Submitted by: shadow in the night

I’m probably lying.
I hope you realize that by the time you’ve stopped talking I’ve been talking to someone else.
My shirt is blank, haha made you look!!
Even if I laugh that doesn’t mean it’s funny.
If you flash me, I’ll laugh.

Submitted by: Lila

Don’t tell me I have no life I’m not the one reading this shirt.

Submitted by: marcus

Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?

Submitted by: best person ever

You’re just jealous because the doctor says I’m special.

Submitted by: Pie

QUICK!!! What color are my eyes?!?!

Submitted by: kimberly

Watch your step while you are busy reading my t- shirt.

Submitted by: hany

“If I could be anything, I would be your tear drop…to be born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die on your lips”

Submitted by: Yan

Your boyfriend wants my boyfriend..beware

Submitted by: pau

Those who know me, love me.Those who don’t,hate my guts. Obviously,you don’t know me.

Submitted by: lilfatgirl

Step away from me before something happens.

Submitted by: rose

Sarcasm is one of the service’s I offer.
My kids think I am a ATM Machine.
You think your gangster Well I think I’m pretty gangster my self
I’m mature and you’re not nah nah nah nah nah.
Skool makes you sooper smart.

Submitted by: Alicia

Tell your girlfriend I said Thanks!

Submitted by: danielle

This T- shirt turns green in the company of morons.

Submitted by: Jacky Khatri

Judge me & I’ll prove you wrong, tell me what to do & i’ll tell you off, say I am not wroth it & watch where I end up, call me a b**ch & i’ll show you one, f**k me over & i’ll do it to you twice as bad, call me crazy but you really have no idea

Submitted by: Tabitha dean

I’m really bad with names, is it okay if I just call you Stupid?

Submitted by: Chase K

I’m Magically Delicious

Submitted by: Britt

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