T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 7


Keep watching me, I might do a trick!

Submitted by: CrankyGoldfish

You never truly know some one untill you fight them.

Submitted by: Sridhar

I’m not deaf, I’m ignoring you!

Submitted by: muchacho

Blink if you want me!

Submitted by: MP

Slow and Steady….Never…wins the race…

Submitted by: Nikhil

Lets play carpenter first we’ll get hammered and then i’ll nail you…

Submitted by: chantal

Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver”
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three
We may be alone. We may not be alone. Either way, the thought is staggering
Whoever said nothing’s impossiable never tried slamming a revolving door
My shirt has words on it
I’m not a pyromainiac, I just like to set things on fire

Submitted by: N E O

I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.

Submitted by: Marc Caprolione

When God created me, he was just showing off!!!

Submitted by: Ram C

Oi! my face is up here!
(on front) Abracadabra!! (on back) oops.. You’re still ugly.
i’m stupid

Submitted by: shadow in the night

Homework Is A Waste Of Trees.

Submitted by: Kagura

Fat people are harder to abduct.

Submitted by: johnny

Dont blame me, I was born Awesome!

Submitted by: keelie

So, you like reading t- shirts? I have more at my place…

Submitted by: benjamin

I’m probably lying.
I hope you realize that by the time you’ve stopped talking I’ve been talking to someone else.
My shirt is blank, haha made you look!!
Even if I laugh that doesn’t mean it’s funny.
If you flash me, I’ll laugh.

Submitted by: Lila

Don’t tell me I have no life I’m not the one reading this shirt.

Submitted by: marcus

Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?

Submitted by: best person ever

QUICK!!! What color are my eyes?!?!

Submitted by: kimberly

Approach me and say hello! If not you gonna have bad luck for the rest of your life.
Wonder what it likes looking from the front? (Back of t- shirt).

Submitted by: Ezan

I’m Magically Delicious

Submitted by: Britt

“If I could be anything, I would be your tear drop…to be born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die on your lips”

Submitted by: Yan

Those who know me, love me.Those who don’t,hate my guts. Obviously,you don’t know me.

Submitted by: lilfatgirl

Tell your girlfriend I said Thanks!

Submitted by: danielle

Your boyfriend wants my boyfriend..beware

Submitted by: pau

If I rest, I Rust!
We always hold hands. If I leave them, she shops.

Submitted by: Thanu

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