T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 7
Slow and Steady….Never…wins the race…
Blink if you want me!
Lets play carpenter first we’ll get hammered and then i’ll nail you…
Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver”
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three
We may be alone. We may not be alone. Either way, the thought is staggering
Whoever said nothing’s impossiable never tried slamming a revolving door
My shirt has words on it
I’m not a pyromainiac, I just like to set things on fire
When God created me, he was just showing off!!!
Homework Is A Waste Of Trees.
So, you like reading t- shirts? I have more at my place…
Dont blame me, I was born Awesome!
Oi! my face is up here!
(on front) Abracadabra!! (on back) oops.. You’re still ugly.
I’m probably lying.
I hope you realize that by the time you’ve stopped talking I’ve been talking to someone else.
My shirt is blank, haha made you look!!
Even if I laugh that doesn’t mean it’s funny.
If you flash me, I’ll laugh.
Don’t tell me I have no life I’m not the one reading this shirt.
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
You’re just jealous because the doctor says I’m special.
QUICK!!! What color are my eyes?!?!
Watch your step while you are busy reading my t- shirt.
“If I could be anything, I would be your tear drop…to be born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die on your lips”
Your boyfriend wants my boyfriend..beware
Those who know me, love me.Those who don’t,hate my guts. Obviously,you don’t know me.
Step away from me before something happens.
Sarcasm is one of the service’s I offer.
My kids think I am a ATM Machine.
You think your gangster Well I think I’m pretty gangster my self
I’m mature and you’re not nah nah nah nah nah.
Skool makes you sooper smart.
Tell your girlfriend I said Thanks!
This T- shirt turns green in the company of morons.
Judge me & I’ll prove you wrong, tell me what to do & i’ll tell you off, say I am not wroth it & watch where I end up, call me a b**ch & i’ll show you one, f**k me over & i’ll do it to you twice as bad, call me crazy but you really have no idea
I’m really bad with names, is it okay if I just call you Stupid?
I’m Magically Delicious