Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor
Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
Whoever said that nothing was impossible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
There are three kinds of people in the world. People who make things happen. People who watch things happen and people who say “What happened?”.
Man is the only living being who cuts trees, makes paper, and writes “SAVE TREES” on it.
Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
Dear optimist, pessimist, and realist, while you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.
Sincerely, the opportunist.
I live in my own world but it’s okay. They know me there.
A lie will make it around the world before the truth has time to put on it’s shoes.
Whoever uses the phrase “Easy as taking candy from a baby,” has obviously never tried taking candy from a baby.