Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor
Come to think of it, when *isn’t* it a good idea to go limp and play dead???
Person 1: That lady looks really interesting.
Person 2: She looks like her daddy.
I’m sorry, did that hurt? I thought that there was a gnat on your cheek.
Understanding the single-line quote is like comprehending the bulky book with its title only and correctly.
- Anuj Somany
My kids seem to only listen to their music and not me; so I tried singing them their chores.
The squeaky wheel doesn’t always get the grease, sometimes it just gets replaced.
Dear optimist, pessimist, and realist, while you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.
Sincerely, the opportunist.
It’s recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose yours.
- Harry S Truman
Canada gave America Justin Bieber. America gave Canada the first nuclear wasteland.
If you don’t have a sense of humor, you probably don’t have any sense at all.