Witty Quotes, Sayings with verbal humor

The noblest of dogs is the Hot Dog, it feeds the hand that bites it.

Submitted by: Mika on May 21, 2011

The fridge is a perfect example of what’s inside is what matters.

Submitted by: Anika on November 26, 2013

If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.

Submitted by: Shorty on September 27, 2009

There is a thin line between genius and insanity and I have erased it.

Submitted by: prixitsheel(chamba) on March 28, 2011

If you have nothing to be grateful for, check your pulse.


Your ex asking if you can still be friends after a break- up is like a kidnapper telling you to keep in touch.

Submitted by: nisha on September 13, 2012

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
Benjamin Franklin

Looks are only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone.

Submitted by: Danielle on March 30, 2010

“saying you are right when you’re wrong only gives you the right to be wrong”

Submitted by: maleena on July 29, 2008

Common sense is not so common.

Submitted by: A$$tastic on January 11, 2013

My mom has the most awesome daughter in the world!


If dreams really come true, what about nightmares.

Submitted by: Dyoung shall grow on May 12, 2013

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

Aerodynamically the Bumble B. Shouldn’t be able to fly, but the bumble B. Doesn’t know it so it just keeps on flying anyway.

Submitted by: bob on September 19, 2009

Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it does buy everything else.

It is better to be rich & miserable than poor & miserable.

My ancestors didn’t fight their way to the top of the food chain so I could be a vegetarian.

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